PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Robin Yount (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Gonna Spanked (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Yount
vs
Spanked

195 cm
25
165 lbs
17 - 6 - 0

187 cm
38
158 lbs
39 - 14 - 2

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Milwaukee's Best Nutrition

Warrior

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 6 - 0, fighting out of New York, Robin Yount!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 39 - 14 - 2, fighting out of Los Angeles, Gonna Spanked!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Yount darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Spanked thows a left - swing and a miss!
Spanked misses the jab.
We've been informed that Spanked has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.

Yount gets a clinch.
Spanked takes an elbow to the forehead.
Yount pushes off an throws an elbow but Spanked leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Yount lands with a short shot to the head.
Yount creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Spanked takes a knee to the side of the body.
Spanked fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Spanked has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Yount misses with a hook to the ribs.
Yount misses with an elbow strike.
Spanked lands a shoulder strike.
Spanked misses with a short punch on the inside.

Spanked pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Spanked moves out of range of the body kick.
Yount takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Yount slips under a jab.
Spanked avoids a low kick by using good footwork.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Spanked misses with an uppercut. Yount saw that one coming.
Yount takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Spanked throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Yount scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Yount really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Yount lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Yount lands a nice leg kick that just misses Spanked's sensitive parts.
Spanked misses with a body shot.
Yount feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Yount takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Yount tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Spanked was well out of range. Poor timing from Yount.
Spanked lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Nice straight punches there by Spanked. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Spanked.
Spanked throws a big shot that misses.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A slapping leg kick lands for Yount.
Yount throws a head kick but Spanked moves out of range.
Yount wants to land a leg kick but Spanked is out of range.
Spanked lands a glancing blow to the side of Yount's head.
Yount throws a sloppy head kick and Spanked moves out of range easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Spanked throws a shot to the body.
Yount throws a head kick that misses.
A big left from Spanked misses.
Yount seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Yount throws a hook but Spanked avoids it easily.
Yount moves to clinch but Spanked breaks away
and Spanked connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Spanked bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Yount's head backwards.
Yount lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Spanked circles away quickly and effectively.
Spanked appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Yount tries to clinch there but Spanked circles away.
Yount ducks under a wild hook from Spanked.
Spanked looks to throw the jab but Yount is out of range.
Spanked moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Spanked throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Spanked throws a body punch but Yount moves out of range.
Spanked scores with a jab to the head.
Spanked scores with a body shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Spanked misses with a body shot.
Yount looks to throw the jab but Spanked is out of range.
Yount walks into a jab.
Spanked is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Yount had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Spanked has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Yount.
Yount throws a head kick that half lands.
Spanked throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Nice body punch from Spanked.
Spanked scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Spanked scores with a body shot.
Yount throws a right hand that misses
and Spanked makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Spanked jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Spanked throws a shot from downtown. Yount moves away and avoids it.
Spanked avoids the head kick by Yount.
Yount is looking to land body kicks.

Yount clinches up against the cage.
Yount lands a nice knee to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Yount goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Spanked lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Yount lands a good knee to the midsection. Spanked won't want to take too many of those.
Spanked lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Yount pushes Spanked back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Spanked wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Nice body punch from Spanked.

Spanked escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
A punch lands to the side of Spanked 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Yount throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Spanked lands with a right hand.
Yount tries to clinch but Spanked is having none of it.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Spanked swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Yount moves out of range as Spanked strikes.
Spanked looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Spanked throws out a loose jab but Yount uses good head movement to avoid it.
And Yount counters with a quick kick to the body but Spanked blocks it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Gonna Spanked dominated that round.
That's time! Yount's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Yount sizes up Spanked with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
A combination from Yount does no damage.
Spanked connects with a body shot.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Yount.
Spanked blocks a head kick by Yount.
Yount throws a low kick but Spanked avoids it.
Yount pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Yount needs to keep his hands up - Spanked had a free shot at his head there.
Spanked looks to land a right hand but Yount moved out of range.
Spanked misses with an uppercut. Yount saw that one coming.
Spanked looks to land a combination but Yount avoids it well.
Yount jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Sloppy strikes from Yount. Those never looked like landing.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Yount will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Spanked scores with a nice right hand.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Yount is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Spanked uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Yount.
Spanked looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Yount takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Spanked misses the jab.
Yount moves out of range as Spanked strikes.
Yount throws a quick counter kick to the body but Spanked avoids it.
Spanked thumps Yount with a low kick.
Gonna Spanked seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Spanked tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Yount was well out of range. Poor timing from Spanked.
Yount is looking to counter with head kicks.
Spanked moves out of range of the body kick.
Yount backing away here, and Spanked unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Yount thows a left - swing and a miss!
Spanked staying out of range there.
Yount throws a leg kick which misses Spanked's front leg but catches the back leg as Spanked tries to avoid it.
Spanked jabs Yount to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Yount keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Yount takes a swing at Spanked's ribcage but misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Spanked, as that shot connected.
Spanked lands a slapping body shot.
Spanked showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Yount.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Yount throws a head kick that misses.
Spanked connects with a body shot that sends Yount's belly button to the back.
Yount takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Spanked throws a head kick but Yount moves out of range.
Yount looks to throw the jab but Spanked is out of range.
Spanked wants to counter with a clinch but Yount pushes him away.
Spanked with a jab.
Spanked wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Yount fails with an attempt to clinch.
Spanked looks to score with a jab to the body but Yount is just out of range.
Yount lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Spanked at a distance.
Yount tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Spanked cracks Yount with a right hand to the side of the head.
Spanked jabs Yount right on the nose. Yount blinks but takes it well.
Spanked scores with a three punch combo!
Spanked misses the shot to the body.
Spanked uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Yount.
Spanked missing with a left hand there. Yount was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Spanked lets loose with a powerful body kick. Yount will feel that in the morning.
Yount lands a nice shot that snaps Spanked's head back.
Spanked misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Yount.
Yount takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Spanked connects with an inside leg kick.
That kick from Yount tenderised Spanked's leg. Spanked is trying to keep his angry face on.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Spanked takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Spanked scores with a nice right hand.
Spanked scores with a shot to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Yount scores with a jab. Spanked acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Spanked throws a combination that misses
and Yount counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Spanked ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Spanked just misses with a punch to the body.
Yount uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Spanked.
Spanked takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Yount uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Spanked.
Spanked avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Yount throws a head kick that half lands.

Spanked is rocked!
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Yount, right into the meat.
Spanked is still on wobbly legs! Can Yount finish him?
Yount tries a head kick but it misses.
Yount misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Yount tries to bum rush Spanked with a series of wild strikes but Spanked uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Yount tries to clinch up.
Yount checks a low kick from Spanked.
Yount lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Spanked at a distance.
Yount tests Spanked's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Yount connects with a single shot there.
Yount throws a right hand that Spanked ducks under and follows up with a left that Spanked also avoids with ease.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Robin Yount will probably get the nod.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!

Yount misses with a hook.
Spanked follows through with a counter body kick but it doesn't land.
Spanked takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Yount closes the distance and lands a vicious right hand that drops Spanked! Yount dives in looking to finish! Spanked is still trying to defend himself but he's taking too many shots and the referee has no choice but to stop the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:10 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Robin Yount!
During a confident post fight interview, Robin Yount thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.