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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Tito Hyde (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and No For Gay Jesus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jesus has chosen Havana as his entrance music. No For Gay Jesus has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Tito Hyde's chin.
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174 lbs
16 - 4 - 0 |
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183 cm
26
170 lbs
9 - 2 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Dangerous knees
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
16 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Tito Hyde!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
9 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, No For Gay Jesus!
The judges for this bout are Alyssa Summers, John Kavanagh and Anthony Taglia.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hyde misses with a straight left.
Hyde swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Jesus.
Jesus throws the kick towards the body but Hyde avoids it.
Hyde just misses with a punch to the body.
Jesus throws a low kick but Hyde moves out of range easily.
Nice body punch from Jesus.
Jesus with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Hyde rushes Jesus and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Hyde misses with a knee to the head.
Jesus cracks Hyde with a nice body shot.
Hyde tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Jesus is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Hyde swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Hyde misses with a knee to the head.
Jesus manages to pull guard.
Hyde tries to free his leg and advance position but Jesus is retaining full guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jesus is trying to control the position but Hyde postures up.
Hyde wants to control from the top but Jesus keeps moving.
Jesus is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Hyde defends well.
Hyde has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Hyde won't allow Jesus to sweep him here.
Hyde controls from within his opponent's guard.
Hyde lying in Jesus's guard like a wet fish here, stalling away. Jesus decides he's had enough of all that nonsense - he escapes his hips and locks up an armbar! Wow, that was slick! Hyde taps! This one is aaaaaaaaaaall over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). No For Gay Jesus!
Our winner, No For Gay Jesus, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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RATING
45% |
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