PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Agent 47 (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Willy Wonka (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Wonka has chosen Mr Rotten Treats - Insane Clown Posse as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. On his way into the cage it seems that Agent 47 has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Agent 47 seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

47
vs
Wonka

183 cm
29
155 lbs
18 - 10 - 0

173 cm
38
146 lbs
37 - 21 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Excellent grappler
Excellent MT
Powerful

Urban Fighter
Voodoo Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Agent 47!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 37 - 21 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Willy Wonka!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Jack Bonds and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wonka is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by 47.
Wonka keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Wonka has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
47 stuffs the takedown.
Wonka swings for the body but 47 moves out of range.
It looked like 47 wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Wonka dodges the punch combination from 47.
Wonka with a jab.
Wonka throws a body punch but 47 moves out of range.
47 loads up on a big right hand but Wonka slips the punch.
47 looks to throw the jab but Wonka is out of range.
Wonka fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
47 attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
47 avoids the body shot from Wonka.
47 ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Wonka shoots for a takedown but 47 saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Wonka keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Wonka takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.

It looks like Willy Wonka has been cut.
47 staying out of range there.
47 drops down looking for a counter takedown but Wonka sprawls and moves away.
47 misses with a looping left.

That's one minute gone in the round.
47 scores with a sloppy right hand. Wonka should have avoided that one.
47 connects with a single shot there.
Wonka misses with a body shot.
47 feinted with a counter takedown.
Wonka jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
47 has been working on his boxing with his coaches at LOD: Lightning Kicks (MaxID266K) in the buildup to the fight.
Wonka shoots in for a takedown but 47 shows good takedown defense.
Agent 47 has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Willy Wonka.
Wonka takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
47 fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Wonka manages to avoid it.
47 looks to score with a jab to the body but Wonka is just out of range.
Wonka throws a hook but 47 avoids it easily.
47 throws a head kick that misses.
47 ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Wonka moves away.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by 47.
Wonka ducks down and throws a hook to the body but 47 moves away.
47 throws a hook to the side of Wonka's head but Wonka sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
A head kick misses from 47.
47 avoids the body shot from Wonka.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
47 misses with a hook.
Wonka misses the jab.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Wonka looking to score a takedown here. 47 is defending well but Wonka drives through and ends up in 47's guard.

47 looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
47 keeping moving, preventing Wonka from controlling successfully.
Wonka working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
47 wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Wonka makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.

Wonka drops back looking for a heel hook - he quickly realises he's not going to get it but 47 manages to dive on top of him before he can escape and now Wonka has 47 in his guard.

Wonka looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
47 stands and throws Wonka's legs to the side, diving into side control.
47 wants to control for a moment but Wonka uses the opportunity to move back to half guard.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. 47 lands a nice short elbow.
47 working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
47 has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.

Wonka looking for submissions off his back.
Wonka has hold of 47's hands but 47 slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
47 lands strikes from half guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
47 lands with a punch from half guard.
Wonka wants to get back to full guard.
Wonka taking some punishment here, with 47 in his half guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
47 controlling the pace.

47 is trying for a kimura here. Wonka looks like he's in a lot of pain... and he's tapping out! 47 wins by kimura!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:25 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Agent 47!
Agent 47 bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.
Willy Wonka spoke after the fight, saying 'Who paid off the ref/judges? Someone must have!'.