PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between FannyPack SissyPants (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mr WeBL (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). SissyPants's entrance music is Scooters. A fine choice. WeBL has chosen Blood as his entrance music. The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!

SissyPants
vs
WeBL

194 cm
21
282 lbs
7 - 1 - 0

183 cm
21
245 lbs
5 - 0 - 0

Decent wrestler
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Decent wrestler
Great elbows
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, FannyPack SissyPants!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Mr WeBL!
The judges for this bout are Yuuki Gou, Taro Takaoka and Tatsuya Matsuyama.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
WeBL closes the distance but SissyPants moves to the side
and SissyPants counters with a nice body shot.
SissyPants defending well as WeBL loads up on a big left hand.
A lazy left from SissyPants finds it's target.

It looks like Mr WeBL has been cut.
SissyPants cracks WeBL with an open hand slap.
WeBL closes the distance but SissyPants moves to the side
enabling SissyPants to counter with a crisp jab.
We've been informed that WeBL has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
WeBL tries to grapple but his opponent circles

and SissyPants counters with a beautiful punch that sends WeBL to the canvas!

WeBL is rocked!
This has been an exciting period of action!
SissyPants seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.

That's one minute gone in the round.
WeBL is trying to keep SissyPants in close.
SissyPants showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.
SissyPants slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
SissyPants staying calm.
SissyPants will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.

SissyPants has had enough of the ground for now and decides to stand.
SissyPants looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
SissyPants is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
WeBL tries to close the distance and clinch but SissyPants swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
WeBL throws a poor cross that misses
and SissyPants counters with a straight right hand.

WeBL moves into the clinch.
SissyPants takes an elbow to the temple.
A short left from SissyPants.

That has opened up Mr WeBL's cut even more.
Nice elbow from WeBL.
SissyPants tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
A short body shot lands from SissyPants as the two fighters clinch.
Nice elbow from WeBL.
WeBL tries a body shot but SissyPants blocks it.
SissyPants tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
SissyPants lands with a light punch inside.
WeBL lands an elbow inside.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
WeBL can't find room to land a body shot as SissyPants controls the action.
WeBL goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
SissyPants swings away with an uppercut that misses.
SissyPants tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
WeBL tries a body shot but SissyPants blocks it.
WeBL throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nice body punch from WeBL - that landed with a thud.
A quick uppercut on the inside from WeBL.
SissyPants lands a right hand.
SissyPants working aggressively here.
SissyPants blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
SissyPants fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
SissyPants takes an elbow to the forehead.
WeBL tries to stall but SissyPants uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
WeBL swings away with an uppercut that misses.
SissyPants trying to control the position but instead, WeBL has worked for underhooks and has pushed SissyPants into the ropes.
SissyPants misses with a punch on the inside.
WeBL working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
A quick uppercut on the inside from WeBL.
SissyPants lands a hook that snaps the head of WeBL backwards.
SissyPants misses with a punch on the inside.
SissyPants stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Still in the clinch, WeBL scores with a nice short uppercut.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

FannyPack SissyPants dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Mr WeBL's cut.
That's time! SissyPants's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

SissyPants cracks WeBL with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! WeBL looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can SissyPants finish him?
WeBL is still on wobbly legs! Can SissyPants finish him?
WeBL wants to clinch.
WeBL seems to have recovered his senses.
A big right from WeBL misses.
WeBL wants to clinch
and SissyPants counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
WeBL tries to clinch up.
SissyPants lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.

The cut above Mr WeBL's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
SissyPants circles away from the clinch attempt.
SissyPants batters WeBL with a massive right followed by a huge left! WeBL is out on his feet looking like a zombie as SissyPants lands a final crushing right hand to drop WeBL to the mat with a gruesome thud! SissyPants is running around like a mad man after that fight and for good reason!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:46 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). FannyPack SissyPants!
FannyPack SissyPants was full of energy after the big win and talked about how he thinks he can do big things in this sport. The crowd were appreciative of his determination to succeed.
Mr WeBL spoke after the fight, saying 'My opponent was obviously on the juice and I demand an investigation immediately!'.