PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Nuke Laloosh (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and LightHeavy Weight (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Nuke Laloosh has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Laloosh
vs
Weight

200 cm
29
220 lbs
21 - 5 - 0

175 cm
32
215 lbs
30 - 3 - 0

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the light heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 21 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Nuke Laloosh!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 30 - 3 - 0, fighting out of London, LightHeavy Weight!
The judges for this bout are James Glass, Chris Edwards and Paul Tew.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Laloosh tries to keep at a distance but Weight has taken the fight into the clinch.
Laloosh tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Weight's elbow.
Weight told us before the fight that he's been working on his elbows. An under utilised technique these days - let's see if it can sway the outcome of the fight.
Weight working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
A right hook to the body lands for Weight.
Weight digs a right hand underneath Laloosh's ribcage. Laloosh let out a lung full of air as it connected.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Weight just misses with a elbow thrown towards Laloosh's brow.
Laloosh tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Weight misses with an elbow over the top.
Weight creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Laloosh's defenses.

It looks like Nuke Laloosh has been cut.
Laloosh has a couple of punches blocked by Weight.
I was talking to Laloosh's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
A hook to the body from Laloosh.
Weight lands with a right to the head.
Laloosh lands a body shot.
Weight misses with a short punch on the inside.
Laloosh tries to throw a body punch but Weight avoids it by throwing Laloosh back against the cage.
Laloosh tries a body shot but Weight blocks it.
Weight swings wildly with an uppercut but Laloosh uses good head movement to avoid it.
Weight working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Laloosh can't find room to land a body shot as Weight controls the action.
With the fighters up against the cage, Weight throws an elbow but misses.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Laloosh.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Weight blocking some punches.
Laloosh has a couple of punches blocked by Weight.
Weight works on Laloosh's body with a couple of short punches.
Weight swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Laloosh swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Weight can't find room to land a body shot as Laloosh controls the action.
Laloosh misses with a body punch.
Laloosh tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Weight throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Weight working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Laloosh misses with a hook from the clinch.
Weight throws an elbow but it misses.
Weight misses with a hook to the ribs.
Laloosh misses with a short punch on the inside.
Weight lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Laloosh misses with a hook to the ribs.
Weight comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.

Nuke Laloosh's cut is getting worse.
Weight tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Weight misses with a short punch on the inside.
Laloosh throws a head punch that misses.
Weight lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Weight misses with a hook to the ribs.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Laloosh's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A left hand lands to the body for Laloosh.
Weight lands an uppercut.
Laloosh misses with a body punch.
Laloosh misses with a short punch on the inside.
Laloosh avoids the elbow strike from Weight, against the cage.
Laloosh misses with a hook from the clinch.
Laloosh takes an elbow to the forehead.

Nuke Laloosh's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Laloosh lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Laloosh lands a shot to the body.
Weight lands an elbow that stopped Laloosh in his tracks for a moment.
Laloosh's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!

Jeez, Nuke Laloosh's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
Weight misses with the head strike.
Laloosh scores with a hook to the body.
A nice right hand lands inside from Weight.
Laloosh lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Weight goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Weight looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Weight lands an elbow just above Laloosh 's eye.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Nuke Laloosh's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). LightHeavy Weight! LightHeavy Weight retains his light heavyweight title!
After the fight, LightHeavy Weight was humble in paying tribute to his opponent but made it clear he wants to go on to bigger and better things. It seemed to go down well with the crowd who cheered him loudly.