PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight kickboxing rules bout between Kabu Loso (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Eobard Thawne (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Thawne is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Bodies - Drowning Pool. Eobard Thawne will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.

Loso
vs
Thawne

171 cm
29
156 lbs
6 - 3 - 0

184 cm
25
168 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

World class boxer
Granite chin

World class MT
Good gas tank

Conviction
KAISER

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Kabu Loso!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Eobard Thawne!
The judges for this bout are Albert Achterberg, Patrick Alders and Daniel Blasius.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Thawne motions for Loso to come forward. Thawne throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Loso slips a jab from Thawne.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Thawne, right into the meat.

Loso has closed the distance and engaged Thawne in a clinch.
Loso pushes off an throws an elbow but Thawne leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the ropes.
Thawne is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the ropes.

Thawne breaks from the clinch.
Loso defending well as Thawne loads up on a big left hand.
Thawne has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Loso is landing a low percentage of strikes.
A leg kick checked by Thawne.
Loso connects with an inside leg kick.
Thawne misses with a head kick.
Loso moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.

It looks like Eobard Thawne has been cut.
Thawne takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Good leg kick by Loso there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Loso tries to clinch but Thawne moves out of range.
Thawne was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Nice defenses there by Loso.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Loso tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Thawne takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Thawne lands with an uppercut that bounces Loso off the ropes and back into range.
Loso on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Thawne. Thawne obviously looking to wear him down.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Thawne misses with a looping left.
Loso appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Thawne throws a quick inside leg kick.
Loso misses with a low kick as Thawne jumps back.
Loso lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Thawne at a distance.
Loso throws out a leg kick but Thawne moves out of range and Loso only half commits.
Loso wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Thawne throws a leg kick
and Loso counters with a leg kick.
Loso ducks under a wild hook from Thawne.
Thawne takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.

Loso closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the ropes.
Loso lands an elbow just above Thawne 's eye.
Thawne can't break the clinch.
Loso can't find room to land a body shot as Thawne controls the action.
Thawne throws an elbow that misses.
With the fighters up against the ropes, Loso throws an elbow but misses.

Thawne manages to break the clinch.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A big left from Loso misses.
Loso blocks a jab.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Thawne lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.

Loso moves into the clinch.
A right handed body shot lands from Loso.

Thawne breaks the clinch.
Loso misses with a body kick.
Thawne misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Loso slips under a jab.
Thawne feints and then cracks Loso's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Loso down.
A swing and a miss from Thawne.
Loso keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Thawne tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Thawne lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Loso on the wrong end of a nice hook.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Loso is looking to land body kicks.
Thawne throws a hook but Loso avoids it easily.
Thawne fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Loso is out of range.
Loso avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Loso lands a jab-cross combination.

Thawne is rocked!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Kabu Loso dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Eobard Thawne's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Sloppy strikes from Loso. Those never looked like landing.
It seemed like Thawne was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Thawne is still on wobbly legs! Can Loso finish him?

Loso instigates a clinch.
Loso misses with a hook to the ribs.
Loso lands a hook to the side of the head.
Loso creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Thawne's defenses.

Thawne breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Thawne crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Loso - the referee stops the clock and Thawne gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Loso. Thawne manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Loso has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Loso there as he acknowledges the shot.
Kabu Loso is winning the standup battle so far.
Thawne finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
A solid body kick from Loso.
Thawne tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
A bone on bone clash there as Loso blocks the leg kick.

Loso has closed the distance and engaged Thawne in a clinch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Loso keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Thawne's efforts to push away.
Thawne has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Loso pushes Thawne back against the ropes and lands a hook to the side of the head.
A short left from Loso.
Thawne has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Loso lands a nice elbow.
Loso creates a bit of space for himself and unleashed what can only be described as a tiger uppercut, straight out of Street Fighter! Thawne crashes to the mat! Can he make it back to his feet in time? 3,4,5,6... it doesn't look like he's going to make it! Thawne face plants back to the mat and the referee calls off the fight! Loso takes it with a brutal technical knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:48 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). Kabu Loso!
A very excited looking Kabu Loso made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
The defeated Eobard Thawne had this to say: 'Barry Allen is an asshole! I will kill him one of these days. As for the results of this fight. Fuck that guy. He is a chump. Mark my words: I will kill The Flash!'.