PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Jiggle Jiggle (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Patryk Szczerbiec (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jiggle comes to the cage accompanied by Story of My Life - One Direction. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Jiggle
vs
Szczerbiec

181 cm
26
195 lbs
13 - 10 - 1

188 cm
36
185 lbs
22 - 26 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
World class MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 10 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Jiggle Jiggle!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 22 - 26 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Patryk Szczerbiec!
The judges for this bout are , Don Winkell and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jiggle is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Jiggle lands with an uppercut that bounces Szczerbiec off the cage and back into range.
Danga de danga de dang - Jiggle scores with a four punch combination!
Jiggle is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Jiggle misses with a double jab.
Szczerbiec keeps Jiggle at a distance using the push kick.
Szczerbiec steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Jiggle.
A little jabbing left from Szczerbiec on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Jiggle connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Szczerbiec throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Jiggle sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Jiggle tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Szczerbiec throws a big counter head kick but Jiggle avoids it with no problem.
Szczerbiec throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Sloppy strikes from Jiggle. Those never looked like landing.
Jiggle pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Nice uppercut lands for Szczerbiec. That snapped Jiggle's head back.
A decent looking cross lands there for Jiggle.
Jiggle misses with a head kick.
Jiggle smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Jiggle throws a lazy uppercut
and Szczerbiec counters with a leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jiggle takes one on the button.
Jiggle looks to land a combination. Szczerbiec sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Jiggle pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Szczerbiec, as that shot connected.
Szczerbiec throws a hook but Jiggle avoids it easily.
A little feinted left hand from Jiggle on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Jiggle moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Jiggle misses with a hook.
Jiggle swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Jiggle scores with a sloppy right hand. Szczerbiec should have avoided that one.
Szczerbiec throws a shot from downtown. Jiggle moves away and avoids it.
Jiggle gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Jiggle blocks a head kick by Szczerbiec.
Jiggle misses with a right hand
and Szczerbiec counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
A slow jab from Szczerbiec misses its intended target.
Jiggle sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Szczerbiec lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Szczerbiec misses with a takedown attempt - Jiggle sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Szczerbiec lands a head shot.
A punch lands to the side of Szczerbiec 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Szczerbiec avoids the head kick by Jiggle.
It looks like Jiggle has been trying to sharpen up his punching technique, as it looks crisper than last time we saw him.
Jiggle tries a head kick but it misses.
Szczerbiec is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Jiggle had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Jiggle missing with a left hand there. Szczerbiec was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Jiggle misses with a few strikes there.
Jiggle looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Jiggle is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Jiggle is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Szczerbiec throws a leg kick
and Jiggle counters with a big head kick but Szczerbiec shrugs it off.
Jiggle looks to throw the jab but Szczerbiec is out of range.
Szczerbiec has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Szczerbiec is looking to chop away at Jiggle's legs.
Jiggle connects with a crisp jab.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jiggle looks to land a right hand but Szczerbiec moved out of range.
Nice defenses there by Szczerbiec.
Szczerbiec looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Jiggle takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Szczerbiec throws a jab but it's blocked by Jiggle.
Jiggle takes a jab right on the kisser.
Jiggle misses with a head kick.
A head kick misses from Jiggle.
Szczerbiec throws the left hand but Jiggle avoids the punch easily.
Szczerbiec uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Szczerbiec scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Jiggle takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Jiggle misses with a two punch combination.
Jiggle smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Szczerbiec rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Jiggle moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Jiggle misses with a straight left.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Szczerbiec. Jiggle shrugs it off though.
Jiggle fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Szczerbiec misses with an attempted mid kick.
Jiggle takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
A good leg kick by Szczerbiec.
Szczerbiec misses with a wild combination.
Szczerbiec has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Jiggle finds it's way round the side to connect with Szczerbiec's head.
Szczerbiec cracks the inside of Jiggle's front leg.
Jiggle misses with a hook.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Jab by Szczerbiec.
Jiggle throws a head kick but Szczerbiec moves out of range.
Jiggle takes a kick to the side of the head.

Jiggle is rocked!
Sloppy strikes from Jiggle. Those never looked like landing.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Patryk Szczerbiec will probably get the nod.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Jiggle misses with a lunging right hand
and Szczerbiec cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Oh Jiggle is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Jiggle throws a lazy uppercut
and Szczerbiec counters with a monster hook and another for good measure! Jiggle falls to the ground, out cold! Stick some heavy metal music over the top of that clip and it's one for the highlight makers!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:09 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Patryk Szczerbiec!
A victorious Patryk Szczerbiec thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.