PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Hessu Suihkija (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Crusher Breaker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Suihkija's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Limp Bizkit - Break Stuff . Hessu Suihkija has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Suihkija
vs
Breaker

198 cm
32
209 lbs
4 - 9 - 0

187 cm
21
205 lbs
5 - 10 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent MT
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter fighter
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 9 - 0, fighting out of London, Hessu Suihkija!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 10 - 0, fighting out of London, Crusher Breaker!
The judges for this bout are Donald Grub, Richard Clark and William Gold.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Suihkija looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
Breaker throwing some rather feeble looking strikes off his back.
Suihkija has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Suihkija is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Suihkija is in a tricky position. We've heard reports from his gym mates at Tycoon Gym that he's been drilling escapes, so let's see if he can get back to his feet.

Suihkija stands up and waves to Breaker to follow him.

Suihkija scores with a takedown into Breaker's guard.
Suihkija will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.

Breaker had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Suihkija defends it easily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Breaker escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Suihkija gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Suihkija sitting in guard here, content to control.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Suihkija decides to stand up and beckons his opponent to follow.

Suihkija scores with a takedown into Breaker's guard.
Breaker keeping full guard, as Suihkija tries to pass.

Breaker has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Suihkija can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.

Suihkija stands up and waves to Breaker to follow him.

Suihkija looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Suihkija postures up and decides to stand up, from the half guard. The ref calls for Breaker to stand up.

Suihkija darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
Suihkija winds up and cracks Breaker with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Suihkija is thwarting Breaker's attempts to control the position.
Suihkija content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.
Suihkija winds up and cracks Breaker with a swinging punch to the side of the head.

Suihkija is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
Suihkija is figuring out what he wants to do next.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Suihkija is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Suihkija winds up and cracks Breaker with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Breaker manages to get to full guard.
Suihkija connects with a couple of short punches.

Suihkija gets to his feet and steps away from his opponent.
Suihkija misses with a head kick.

Breaker gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Suihkija stands and steps away. Breaker gets to his feet too and we're back to the striking game.
Suihkija thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Breaker if he has to take too many more of those.
Breaker looks winded!

Suihkija shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. Breaker manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.
Suihkija controlling from the top position.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Breaker striking off his back but it's not causing Suihkija any problems.
Suihkija sitting in guard here, content to control.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Hessu Suihkija dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Suihkija looking for a takedown here - he's got it.

Breaker pushes a forearm under Suihkija's chin to create some space. He's escaped his hips and pivoted quickly for an armbar! Can he extend the arm? Yes, Suihkija is tapping out! Damn, that was fast!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:30 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Crusher Breaker!
A very excited looking Crusher Breaker made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
In defeat, Hessu Suihkija stepped up to the mic, saying 'Got the number of that bus?'.