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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jordan Heavy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and FannyPack SissyPants (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). FannyPack SissyPants has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Jordan Heavy's chin.
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280 lbs
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194 cm
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282 lbs
3 - 0 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Big right hand |
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Jordan Heavy!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, FannyPack SissyPants!
The judges for this bout are Yasuomi Hirokawa, Ren Mimura and Hirohito Nitta.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Heavy rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but SissyPants moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Heavy misses with a double jab
letting SissyPants counter with a right hand.
Heavy wants to clinch
enabling SissyPants to counter with a crisp jab.
Heavy clinches with his opponent.
SissyPants misses with a shot to the kidneys.
SissyPants misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Heavy is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the ropes enables SissyPants to keep the fight standing.
Heavy jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as SissyPants walks away with a smile on his face. Heavy gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Heavy throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and SissyPants counters with a nice uppercut.
Heavy tries to clinch but SissyPants is having none of it.
Heavy is pinned up against the ropes taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
It looks like Jordan Heavy has been cut.
A punch combination from Heavy misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
SissyPants scores with a jab. Heavy acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Heavy clobbers SissyPants with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
SissyPants displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Heavy throws out the jab.
Heavy swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
SissyPants unleashes a big counter combination but Heavy bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Heavy throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Heavy throws a left and a right that both miss
and SissyPants counters with a stiff right hand.
Heavy is rocked!
SissyPants has been working his punching technique in the buildup to the fight and it appears to be paying off.
SissyPants closes the distance and lands a brutal uppercut that knocks Heavy out! We're looking at the replay now - he was out before he hit the floor!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:39 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). FannyPack SissyPants!
FannyPack SissyPants is the new heavyweight champion!
FannyPack SissyPants made sure to give a little speech post fight, saying 'My mommy told me if I win I can pick out a new scooter. So I tried my hardest to win. Because I like scooters. That's why I tried to win.'.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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