PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Toal Kean Cionaoith (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hammer Hands (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hands comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Triumph by:Wu Tang Clan kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Toal Kean Cionaoith has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Kean Cionaoith
vs
Hands

184 cm
20
173 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

176 cm
22
170 lbs
8 - 7 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Lethal high kicks
Granite chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Decent boxing
Knockout power

KAISER Nutrition - Q160/$250

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Toal Kean Cionaoith!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Hammer Hands!
The judges for this bout are Paul Gruel, Chris Saunders and Josh West.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hands doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Cionaoith counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Hands thinking.
Cionaoith tries to work over Hands's front leg with a kick but Hands checks it.
We've been told by Cionaoith's head coaches at Cutthroat that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Cionaoith dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Cionaoith scores with a body shot.
Hands is looking to clinch.
Cionaoith slaps away a takedown attempt from Hands, before circling back to the center of the mat.

Hands shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Cionaoith's guard.
Hands pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Cionaoith is keeping the position for now.
Cionaoith keeping moving, preventing Hands from controlling successfully.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Hands works a leg free and moves into half guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hands thows a huge punch but Cionaoith dodges it nicely.
Hands throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.

Hands seems to be working for a kimura but Cionaoith defends the submission attempt.
Hands not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Cionaoith desperately trying to maintain half guard.
Ground and pound from Hands.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Hands trying to control from half guard but Cionaoith is working away.
Hands controlling the action here.

Hands is working for a submission here. He's got hold of the far side arm and he's looking for a kimura. He's cranking on the arm and he's got it! Cionaoith is tapping out! Ouch, that looked like it hurt!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Hammer Hands!
A very excited looking Hammer Hands made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.