PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between FannyPack SissyPants (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kulap Metharom (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Metharom's choice of entrance music: Synkro - Midnight Sun. Kulap Metharom is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.

SissyPants
vs
Metharom

194 cm
19
282 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

193 cm
19
242 lbs
4 - 3 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ Blue Belt
Great elbows
Powerful

Arcticus University: London

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, FannyPack SissyPants!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of London, Kulap Metharom!
The judges for this bout are Sosuke Kotani, Yasuomi Hirokawa and Taro Takaoka.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Metharom misses with a leg kick
letting SissyPants counter with a right hand.
Metharom throws a leg kick
and SissyPants counters with a stiff right hand.
SissyPants checks a low kick from Metharom.
SissyPants seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Metharom throws a leg kick
and SissyPants connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Metharom throws a leg kick
enabling SissyPants to counter with a crisp jab.
Metharom throws a leg kick
and SissyPants counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Metharom throws a low kick but it's checked well by SissyPants.
Good work by SissyPants as he checks the leg kick.
Metharom is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Metharom misses with a leg kick
and SissyPants counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Metharom throws a leg kick but SissyPants sees it coming and checks it nicely.
A low kick from Metharom misses
and SissyPants counters with a nice uppercut.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Metharom, right into the meat.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A clash of legs there as SissyPants blocks the low kick.
SissyPants swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Metharom is looking to chop away at SissyPants's legs.
Metharom wants to clinch
and Metharom takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Metharom thows a leg kick but SissyPants checks it
and SissyPants counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Metharom thinking.
Metharom throws a low kick but SissyPants moves out of range easily.
SissyPants throws out a loose jab but Metharom uses good head movement to avoid it.
Metharom tries to clinch up against the ropes, rushing in to close the distance. SissyPants manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Metharom thows a leg kick but SissyPants checks it
and SissyPants counters with a nice uppercut.
Metharom is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
It looked like SissyPants wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Metharom wants to clinch
and SissyPants counters with a right hand to the body.
SissyPants is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
SissyPants checks a leg kick nicely.
Good work by SissyPants as he checks the leg kick.
SissyPants seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Metharom throws a leg kick that is checked
and SissyPants counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Metharom throws a leg kick that is checked
letting SissyPants counter with a right hand.
Metharom throws a leg kick
and SissyPants counters with a nice body shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Metharom tries to land a leg kick but SissyPants saw it coming and moves away.
Metharom tries to clinch up but SissyPants circles away and keeps his distance.
A low kick from Metharom is predictable there
and SissyPants counters with a straight right hand.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Metharom tries to close the distance and clinch but SissyPants swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Metharom fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Metharom throws a leg kick
and SissyPants counters with a left to the body.
Metharom is looking to clinch.
SissyPants was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
SissyPants throws a shot to the body.
Metharom looks winded!
Metharom lands a leg kick that knocks SissyPants off balance momentarily.
A clash of legs there as SissyPants blocks the low kick.
Metharom wants to clinch but SissyPants slips to the side
and SissyPants counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
A low kick from Metharom is predictable there
and SissyPants counters with a straight right hand.
SissyPants blocks a low kick nicely.
SissyPants dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
The fight stays on the outside here - Metharom looks like he's thinking about clinching though.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Metharom thows a leg kick but SissyPants checks it
and SissyPants counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Metharom fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but SissyPants is out of range.
Metharom looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
A low kick from Metharom is predictable there
and SissyPants counters with a left right combination that sends Metharom crashing to the mat - SissyPants wastes no time in diving on top of him and pounding Metharom out for a TKO! Devastating finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:15 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). FannyPack SissyPants!
FannyPack SissyPants took to the mic in his post fight interview and said 'I am young and I am the best. Give me my belt.'.