PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Mike Alton (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Pepe LePew (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). LePew has chosen Smoke Serpent- as his entrance music. Mike Alton is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Alton
vs
LePew

188 cm
29
154 lbs
17 - 13 - 0

172 cm
39
152 lbs
28 - 26 - 0

Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Insanely flexible

Excellent grappler
Good low kicks
Good gas tank

GREEN!160

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Mike Alton!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 28 - 26 - 0, fighting out of New York, Pepe LePew!
The judges for this bout are Alec Ball, Yves DeLean and Steve Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A low kick from Alton is predictable there

and LePew counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by LePew.
LePew throws a big elbow that misses.
LePew wants to control from the top but Alton keeps moving.
Alton really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
LePew throwing strikes from guard but Alton blocks nicely.
Alton has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
LePew stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Alton swivels though and keeps the full guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
LePew throws a big right hand that misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.

LePew thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
LePew trying to control the position from guard on top but Alton is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
LePew advances to half guard.
Alton pushes LePew off looking to stand but LePew dives back in and keeps control.

LePew is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Alton looks like he's trying to stand up.
Alton is in trouble now - LePew has advanced to mount!
LePew sends his fist crashing into the mat - the crowd let out a collective ooooooh. Let's hope he's not broken it!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
LePew wants to control but Alton has made it back to half guard. Nice work.

LePew is looking for a kimura here.
LePew is trying to control the action in half guard but Alton is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.

LePew is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.

LePew is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
LePew wants to lay and pray for a moment but Alton keeps working.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

LePew wants to work for an arm triangle but Alton is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
LePew has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
LePew tries to pass to full mount but Alton defends it.
Alton pushes LePew off looking to stand but LePew dives back in and keeps control.
LePew tries to pass the half guard into mount. Alton knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Alton avoiding damage under a succession of punches from LePew.
LePew wants to pass the guard but Alton is defending well.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
LePew seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Alton does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
LePew not doing much here.
LePew wants to pass the guard but Alton is defending well.

LePew seems to be looking for submissions.
Alton is refusing to be controlled, as LePew sits in half guard.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Alton misses with a low kick.
A jab lands there for Alton.
A nice leg kick lands there from Alton.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Pepe LePew dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Alton on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by LePew. LePew obviously looking to wear him down.
Alton tries to close the distance and clinch but LePew swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Alton tries to clinch up.
And LePew tries to counter it with a takedown but Alton pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Alton throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck LePew on the side of the head.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Alton, right into the meat.
Alton lands a jab.
LePew takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as LePew checks a leg kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Alton swings away with a leg kick that misses.
LePew tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Alton throws a shot from downtown. LePew moves away and avoids it.
Alton misses with a low kick as LePew jumps back.
LePew is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Alton wants to land a leg kick but LePew is out of range.
LePew changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Alton is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by LePew.
LePew drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Alton defends it well.
Alton scoring well with a low kick there.
Alton throws a leg kick but LePew moved away.
A leg kick checked by LePew.
LePew drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Alton defends it well.
LePew blocks a low kick nicely.
Alton fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and LePew has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
A clash of legs there as LePew blocks the low kick.
A low kick from Alton is predictable there

and LePew counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
Alton is trying to stand.
LePew tries to pass to full mount but Alton defends it.

LePew is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Alton defends it well.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
LePew is trying to control. Alton wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
LePew passes to side control.
Alton tries to escape but LePew is in control.
LePew trying to control the action but Alton is working from the bottom.
Alton defending against the ground and pound.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Alton is trying to escape and get back to his feet.
LePew trying to control the action but Alton is working from the bottom.
Alton is working hard to escape and get back to his feet. After a battle for position, LePew asserts his dominance and retains side control.

LePew is trying to get an arm triangle but Alton is defending well.
Alton stops LePew from passing to mount.
LePew content to control the pace. The referee will try and keep them active though.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Alton wants to escape from the position here - easier said than done!

The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Alton wants to clinch.
LePew with the counter takedown but Alton avoids it easily.
Alton throws a lazy right hand but LePew sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
LePew feints the counter takedown.
A nice leg kick lands there from Alton.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Alton throws a right and a left that LePew avoids nicely.
LePew changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Alton misses with an attempted mid kick.
And LePew tries to counter it with a takedown but Alton pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Alton looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Mike Alton dominated that second round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!

LePew changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Alton tries to avoid it but LePew manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Alton to the ground. Alton escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
A good leg kick by Alton.
Alton tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and LePew is able to avoid easily.
LePew is trying to counter with his kicks.
Alton pulls out of a head kick attempt.
LePew bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Alton misses with a hook.
LePew changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Alton is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Alton lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Alton connects with a solid leg kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as LePew checks a leg kick.
LePew steps in looking to counter with the mid kick but it doesn't connect.
Alton misses with a body shot.
Alton throws a chopping leg kick but LePew manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
A low kick from Alton is predictable there

and LePew counters with a takedown into side control! That could mean trouble for Alton!

That's one minute gone in the round.
LePew prevents Alton from escaping the position.
LePew trying to control the action but Alton is working from the bottom.
Alton is looking to work his way out of this bad position but LePew is controlling him well.

LePew in side control, working for a kimura. He's got hold of an arm and he's torquing it... Alton is tapping! That's the end of the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:43 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Pepe LePew!
Pepe LePew decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.