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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Dr John Zoidberg (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tyron Woodley (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dr John Zoidberg could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Tyron Woodley's chin.
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185 lbs
16 - 13 - 0 |
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182 lbs
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Great wrestler
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Excellent boxer
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
16 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Dr John Zoidberg!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
16 - 10 - 1, fighting out of Hilo, Tyron Woodley!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Frank Antenori and Don Winkell.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Woodley shoots in and bounces Zoidberg off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
We've been hearing good reports from Zoidberg's training camp. Apparently he has been rolling around with some good quality BJJ practitioners and has been sharpening his skills. Let's see if that has an impact on the fight today.
Zoidberg working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Woodley.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Woodley wants to control from the top but Zoidberg keeps moving.
Woodley pushes down on Zoidberg's leg and manages to get into half guard.
Zoidberg keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Zoidberg keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Zoidberg wants to get back to full guard but Woodley has passed into side control.
Zoidberg is trying to control Woodley's posture but Woodley avoids it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Woodley trying to control the action but Zoidberg is working from the bottom.
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
Woodley misses with an uppercut. Zoidberg saw that one coming.
Zoidberg looks to land a right hand but Woodley moved out of range.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Woodley smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Zoidberg misses with a wild body shot.
Zoidberg throws a right hand that misses
and Woodley counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Zoidberg takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Zoidberg stuffs the takedown.
Zoidberg rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Woodley moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Woodley connects with an inside leg kick.
Zoidberg on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Woodley. Woodley obviously looking to wear him down.
Woodley connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Zoidberg momentarily.
Zoidberg blocks a low kick nicely.
Zoidberg throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Woodley sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Zoidberg closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Woodley to the mat! Woodley manages to get full guard.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Woodley has his hands on Zoidberg's head, controlling the position.
Zoidberg postures up in Woodley's guard and throws a big left but Woodley blocks it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Woodley is on top in guard.
Woodley trying to control but Zoidberg is working from the bottom.
Zoidberg bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Woodley's guard.
Zoidberg postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Zoidberg wants to control from the top but Woodley keeps moving.
Woodley is trying to control the position but Zoidberg postures up.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Woodley displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Zoidberg throws out the jab.
A punch combination from Woodley misses.
Zoidberg misses with an uppercut. Woodley saw that one coming.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg tries to land a front kick but Woodley steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Zoidberg tried to score with a low kick but Woodley checks it.
Woodley attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Zoidberg appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Zoidberg scores with a takedown into Woodley's guard.
Woodley manages to escape and get back to his feet.
A head kick by Zoidberg misses
and Woodley cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Zoidberg throws a jab but it's blocked by Woodley.
Zoidberg moves out of range as Woodley strikes.
Woodley shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Zoidberg throws a lazy right hand but Woodley sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
And Woodley tries to counter it with a takedown but Zoidberg pushes his down on his head and steps out.
A solid leg kick lands there for Woodley.
Woodley defending well as Zoidberg loads up on a big left hand.
Zoidberg misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Woodley.
Zoidberg looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A big left from Zoidberg misses.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Woodley swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Zoidberg half committed to a counter leg kick.
Zoidberg fails to land with a series of punches.
Zoidberg dodges the punch combination from Woodley.
An attempted straight right counter from Zoidberg misses the target.
Zoidberg swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Woodley looks to throw the jab but Zoidberg is out of range.
Zoidberg is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Woodley.
Zoidberg throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Woodley swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Zoidberg throws a leg kick that misses.
Woodley throws a hook but Zoidberg blocks it.
Zoidberg thows a leg kick but Woodley checks it
and Woodley counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Woodley with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Zoidberg stuffs the takedown.
Woodley gets cracked there but stands up to it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Tyron Woodley will probably get the nod.
That's time! Back to the action!
Zoidberg checks a low kick from Woodley.
An attempted straight right counter from Zoidberg misses the target.
Woodley shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Zoidberg defends it nicely.
Woodley takes one on the chin but seems OK.
The fighters circling - Zoidberg throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Zoidberg checks a low kick from Woodley.
Tyron Woodley is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Zoidberg takes a swing at Woodley's ribcage but misses.
Zoidberg moves out of the way of the counter high kick fromWoodley.
Woodley doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Woodley throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Woodley shoots for a takedown but Zoidberg saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Zoidberg lands a jab to the nose.
Zoidberg getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Woodley rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Zoidberg moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Zoidberg misses with an uppercut. Woodley saw that one coming.
Zoidberg is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Woodley.
Woodley throws a solid leg kick but Zoidberg takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Woodley.
Zoidberg avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Dr John Zoidberg is winning the standup battle so far.
Woodley throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Zoidberg.
Woodley throws a right and a left that both miss.
Woodley tries to land a leg kick but Zoidberg saw it coming and moves away.
Woodley moves out of range of the body kick from Zoidberg.
Zoidberg misses with a straight right.
Woodley lands a nice leg kick that just misses Zoidberg's sensitive parts.
Zoidberg digs a good body shot into Woodley's ribs.
Zoidberg lands a jab to Woodley's midsection.
Zoidberg slaps away a takedown attempt from Woodley, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Zoidberg is looking to counter punch.
Dr John Zoidberg has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Tyron Woodley.
The fighters circling - Zoidberg throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Woodley goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nice straight punches there by Zoidberg. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Zoidberg.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Zoidberg just misses with a punch to the body.
Woodley unleashes a big counter combination but Zoidberg bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Zoidberg tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Woodley was well out of range. Poor timing from Zoidberg.
Zoidberg throws a body shot but no joy.
Nice uppercut there from Zoidberg.
Woodley feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Zoidberg's calf.
Zoidberg will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Zoidberg throws an overhand right that lands on Woodley's shoulder, as Woodley tries to avoid the shot.
Zoidberg misses with a body shot.
A bone on bone clash there as Zoidberg blocks the leg kick.
Zoidberg moves out of range as Woodley strikes.
Woodley throws a nice inside leg kick.
Zoidberg lands a really nice looking cross but Woodley seems unphased.
Woodley lands with a slapping head kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Woodley swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Zoidberg changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
A chopping leg kick lands by Zoidberg.
Woodley uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Zoidberg.
Zoidberg checks a low kick from Woodley.
Zoidberg tried to score with a low kick but Woodley checks it.
A little jabbing left from Woodley on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Zoidberg takes a swing at Woodley's ribcage but misses.
Woodley lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Woodley misses with a low kick as Zoidberg jumps back.
Zoidberg misses with a hook.
Woodley works the jab nicely.
Zoidberg lands a slapping body shot.
Zoidberg fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Woodley manages to avoid it.
A head kick by Woodley misses
and Zoidberg counters with a left to the body.
Woodley plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Zoidberg tries to score a power double leg takedown but Woodley sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Zoidberg somewhat.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Woodley looks to throw the jab but Zoidberg is out of range.
Zoidberg slips under a jab from Woodley.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Woodley takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Zoidberg throws a hook to the side of Woodley's head but Woodley sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
A little jabbing left from Woodley on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Zoidberg keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Woodley connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Woodley misses with a body shot.
Woodley moves out of range of the body kick.
Woodley moves forwards but Zoidberg connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Woodley lands a jab to Zoidberg's midsection.
Zoidberg works Woodley's body with a nice hook.
Woodley fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Zoidberg has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Woodley lands with a cross.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Dr John Zoidberg will probably get the nod.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!
Woodley tries to land a leg kick but Zoidberg saw it coming and moves away.
Zoidberg is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Zoidberg lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Woodley shoots in but no luck this time.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Zoidberg checks a leg kick.
Zoidberg throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Woodley bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Zoidberg connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Zoidberg tries a head kick but it misses.
Woodley thows a left - swing and a miss!
Zoidberg looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Zoidberg jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Woodley lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Nice defenses there by Zoidberg.
Woodley checks the leg kick nicely there.
Zoidberg tests Woodley's chin there with a solid looking shot.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Woodley scores with a leg kick.
Zoidberg is looking to score with low kicks.
Zoidberg misses the shot to the body.
Woodley dives in for a single leg takedown but Zoidberg sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
Woodley throws a low kick but Zoidberg moves out of range easily.
Zoidberg defending well as Woodley loads up on a big left hand.
Zoidberg throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. Woodley tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. Zoidberg is in Woodley's guard.
Woodley pushes Zoidberg off for just long enough to get back to his feet. Very athletic spring there.
Woodley slips under a jab.
Woodley thows a left - swing and a miss!
Zoidberg jinks towards his opponent looking like he wants to counter with a mid kick but doesn't commit.
Woodley ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Zoidberg is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Zoidberg leaves Woodley with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Dr John Zoidberg has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Tyron Woodley.
Woodley shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Zoidberg defends it nicely.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg misses with a looping right.
Woodley takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Good leg kick by Zoidberg there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Woodley shoots in and bounces Zoidberg off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
Zoidberg is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
Zoidberg wants to lay and pray for a moment but Woodley keeps working.
Zoidberg looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Zoidberg not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Woodley on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Woodley avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Zoidberg.
Woodley is looking to improve his position.
Zoidberg seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Woodley is trying is best to control the position here.
Zoidberg sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Woodley defending well though.
Woodley trying to control but Zoidberg postures up.
Zoidberg thows a huge punch but Woodley dodges it nicely.
Woodley wants to improve his position but Zoidberg is controlling well.
Woodley on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Zoidberg has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg working the head and body with strikes.
Dr John Zoidberg overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Woodley trying to hold on to Zoidberg's head to control him but Zoidberg postures up.
Woodley moves into full guard.
Zoidberg tries to free his leg and advance position but Woodley is retaining full guard.
Zoidberg postures up and lands a big shot to Woodley's brow.
Zoidberg lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Woodley preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Zoidberg is working Woodley over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Woodley is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Zoidberg scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Woodley is rocked!
And that's the end of the fight!
Dr John Zoidberg showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Zoidberg has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 29:28
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 29:28
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Dr John Zoidberg!
During a confident post fight interview, Dr John Zoidberg thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
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