PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between FannyPack SissyPants (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Franky Francisco (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). On his way into the ring it seems that FannyPack SissyPants has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily FannyPack SissyPants seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

SissyPants
vs
Francisco

194 cm
18
282 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

186 cm
18
235 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Decent wrestler
Brawler
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, FannyPack SissyPants!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Franky Francisco!
The judges for this bout are Yukihiro Yamamoto, Hirohito Nitta and Sosuke Kotani.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
SissyPants lands a nice hook to Francisco's body. Francisco takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Francisco swings widly with a right hand
and SissyPants counters with a straight right hand.
Francisco tries to clinch but fails miserably
and SissyPants counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Francisco throws a lazy uppercut
and SissyPants counters with a series of strikes. Francisco will be more careful next time no doubt.
SissyPants catches Francisco with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Francisco misses with a series of wild punches.
A big right from Francisco misses.
SissyPants was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Francisco throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Francisco misses with a few strikes there.
Francisco throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
SissyPants throwing a counter right hand but Francisco manages to avoid it.
SissyPants with a nice cross.
Francisco moves to clinch but SissyPants breaks away

and SissyPants counters with a crisp right hand that drops Francisco! SissyPants lets Francisco back up to his feet, looking for a finish!

Francisco is rocked!
Francisco looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Francisco closes the distance but SissyPants moves to the side
and SissyPants counters with a nice body shot.
Francisco misses with a takedown attempt
and SissyPants counters with a nice uppercut.
Francisco is still on wobbly legs! Can SissyPants finish him?
Francisco looks winded!

That's one minute gone in the round.
SissyPants is stalking Francisco. Francisco circles to his left. Keeps circling left. Bam! Straight right from SissyPants, and it's lights out! Francisco really payed the price for that rookie mistake.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:06 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). FannyPack SissyPants!
FannyPack SissyPants bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.