PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Algot Von Panzerhosen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Diego Bustamante (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Von Panzerhosen kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Klamydia - Pohjanmaalla. Bustamante has chosen Here Comes The Boom! as his entrance music. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Von Panzerhosen
vs
Bustamante

183 cm
26
217 lbs
9 - 12 - 0

197 cm
25
280 lbs
10 - 6 - 0

Good wrestling
World class MT
Granite chin

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Algot Von Panzerhosen!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 6 - 0, fighting out of London, Diego Bustamante!
The judges for this bout are Saam Ante, Radbod Blank and Nard Betker.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bustamante lands a nice shot that snaps Von Panzerhosen's head back.
Von Panzerhosen throws a body kick that misses.
Von Panzerhosen ducks under a wild hook from Bustamante.
Bustamante throws a front kick aimed at Von Panzerhosen's knee but Von Panzerhosen avoids it well.
Bustamante throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Bustamante lands with a good body shot.
Von Panzerhosen misses with a straight left.
Bustamante ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
A nice side step and Bustamante releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Bustamante lands with a thumping leg kick.
Bustamante connects with a looping right hand.
Bustamante has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Von Panzerhosen is landing a low percentage of strikes.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bustamante lands a nice looking kick to the body. Von Panzerhosen takes a step back to recover.
Good leg kick by Bustamante there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Bustamante throws a nice outside leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Von Panzerhosen takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Bustamante misses with a body shot.
Bustamante cracks a nice hook into Von Panzerhosen's ribs.
Von Panzerhosen on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Bustamante is looking to slow Von Panzerhosen down with leg kicks.
Bustamante darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Bustamante throws a leg kick but Von Panzerhosen sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Bustamante with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Bustamante.
Von Panzerhosen throws a looping overhand right but Bustamante ducks down to avoid it.
Von Panzerhosen throws a push kick but Bustamante slaps the foot to one side.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A low kick from Von Panzerhosen is predictable there
and Bustamante counters with a low kick, right behind Von Panzerhosen 's knee.
Bustamante fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Von Panzerhosen.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Von Panzerhosen throws out a loose jab but Bustamante uses good head movement to avoid it.
Von Panzerhosen swinging wildly here.
Von Panzerhosen gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Von Panzerhosen lands a leg kick that knocks Bustamante off balance momentarily.
A head kick misses from Bustamante.
Von Panzerhosen is looking to counter punch.
Bustamante is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Von Panzerhosen tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Bustamante was well out of range. Poor timing from Von Panzerhosen.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Von Panzerhosen throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Bustamante steps in looking to counter with the mid kick but it doesn't connect.
Bustamante scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Von Panzerhosen throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Bustamante scores with a kick to the midsection.
A head kick by Von Panzerhosen misses
and Bustamante counters with a nice uppercut.
Von Panzerhosen's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Bustamante connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Von Panzerhosen scrambles back to his feet.

Algot Von Panzerhosen's cut is getting worse.
Von Panzerhosen avoids the head kick by Bustamante.
Bustamante fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Von Panzerhosen is out of range.
Bustamante tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Von Panzerhosen avoids the body shot from Bustamante.
Von Panzerhosen checks a low kick from Bustamante.
Von Panzerhosen feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Bustamante throws a leg kick that is checked
and Von Panzerhosen counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Von Panzerhosen is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bustamante lands with a slapping head kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Von Panzerhosen tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Bustamante swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
A low kick from Bustamante misses
and Von Panzerhosen counters with a head kick.
Bustamante looks to land a body kick but Von Panzerhosen moved away.
Bustamante throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Von Panzerhosen throws a counter high kick but Bustamante was just alert enough to avoid it.
Von Panzerhosen on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.

Algot Von Panzerhosen's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Bustamante tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Von Panzerhosen lands with a slapping head kick.
Bustamante is looking to land body kicks.
Bustamante avoids the head kick by Von Panzerhosen.
Bustamante appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Diego Bustamante dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Algot Von Panzerhosen's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Von Panzerhosen avoids the head kick by Bustamante.
Bustamante has been the more effective fighter overall so far.

Von Panzerhosen clinches up with Bustamante and pushes him back against the cage.
Bustamante goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Von Panzerhosen creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Bustamante's defenses.
Bustamante letting Von Panzerhosen take a breather here.
Bustamante lands a nice uppercut.
Von Panzerhosen just leaning against Bustamante, taking a breather.
Von Panzerhosen blocks a body shot from Bustamante.
Von Panzerhosen throws a punch but it's blocked by Bustamante.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Von Panzerhosen tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Bustamante avoids it.
Von Panzerhosen prevents a body shot from Bustamante.
Bustamante goes for a body shot but it's blocked.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Von Panzerhosen creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Bustamante is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Von Panzerhosen is defending well for now.
Bustamante misses with a body punch.
Bustamante landing knees to the body.
Von Panzerhosen lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Bustamante backwards.
Von Panzerhosen stalling in the clinch but Bustamante improves position.
Von Panzerhosen tries to land knees in the clinch but Bustamante avoids the damage to the body.
Bustamante crunches a lovely knee into Von Panzerhosen's ribcage.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Von Panzerhosen missing with knees to the body.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Bustamante.
Bustamante tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Von Panzerhosen's elbow.
Bustamante misses with a body punch.
Bustamante pressing his opponent against the cage.
Von Panzerhosen has Bustamante pressed against the cage.
Knees in the clinch landing for Bustamante.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Bustamante.
Nice body punch from Bustamante - that landed with a thud.
Bustamante tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Von Panzerhosen's elbow.
Von Panzerhosen blocks a body shot from Bustamante.
Von Panzerhosen managing to block the knees to the body from Bustamante.
Stalling in the clinch from Bustamante.
Von Panzerhosen doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A hook to the body from Bustamante.
Bustamante holding his opponent close, against the cage.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Knees in the clinch landing for Bustamante.
Von Panzerhosen blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Bustamante misses with a hook to the ribs.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Bustamante misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Von Panzerhosen.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bustamante prevents a body shot from Von Panzerhosen.
Bustamante lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Bustamante landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Bustamante tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Von Panzerhosen trying to land knees to the body.
Bustamante lands an uppercut.
Bustamante lands a knee to the body.
Stalling in the clinch from Bustamante.
Bustamante can't find room to land a body shot as Von Panzerhosen controls the action.
Diego Bustamante seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Bustamante lands a body shot.
Bustamante lands a body shot in the clinch.
Bustamante lands a left hand that snaps the head of Von Panzerhosen backwards.
Bustamante landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Bustamante will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Von Panzerhosen up against the cage.
Von Panzerhosen can't find room to land a body shot as Bustamante controls the action.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bustamante doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Von Panzerhosen tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Von Panzerhosen is looking to control Bustamante's arms but Bustamante gets an underhook and turns him. Now Von Panzerhosen has his back to the cage.
Von Panzerhosen pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Still in the clinch, Bustamante scores with a nice short uppercut.
Bustamante tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Von Panzerhosen trying to control the position but instead, Bustamante has worked for underhooks and has pushed Von Panzerhosen into the cage.
Bustamante avoiding damage as Von Panzerhosen throws knees to the body.
Von Panzerhosen throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Bustamante blocks it with crossed arms.
Bustamante leaning his opponent against the cage.
A short right from Bustamante on the inside.

Jeez, Algot Von Panzerhosen's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
Bustamante doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Diego Bustamante showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Algot Von Panzerhosen's cut.
That's time! Von Panzerhosen's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!

Von Panzerhosen gets hit by the mother of all head kicks and drops to the canvas in a crumpled heap! Woooow, the Internet is going to be talking about this one for weeks!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:05 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Diego Bustamante!
Diego Bustamante spent the whole post fight interview bigging himself up. It didn't go down that well with the fans after a while as they thought it was a bit arrogant.