PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Adi Dassler (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Secret Ingredient (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Ingredient's choice of entrance music: I Spit in the Face of People Who Don't Want to be Cool. On his way into the cage it seems that Adi Dassler has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Adi Dassler seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Dassler
vs
Ingredient

198 cm
18
215 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

186 cm
25
216 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
KO power

Good wrestler
Brawler
Determined

Urban Fighter
KAISER Nutrition (160!/220$)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Adi Dassler!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Secret Ingredient!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, George Francis and Tiny Johnson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ingredient thows a left - swing and a miss!
Dassler takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.

Dassler closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Ingredient to the mat! Ingredient manages to get full guard.
Dassler stands and throws Ingredient's legs to the side, diving into side control.

Dassler is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Ingredient knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.

Dassler is working for what looks like an arm triangle here. Ingredient is trying to escape and Dassler transitions quickly into an armbar! He's slapped it on tight and Ingredient is forced to tap! Nice work there by Dassler! Very nice indeed!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:39 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Adi Dassler!
After the big win, Adi Dassler made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors KAISER Nutrition (160!/220$) and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.