PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Markus Remoreras (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Yahweh Falwell (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Falwell's choice of entrance music: Don't Stop Believing. Yahweh Falwell is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.

Remoreras
vs
Falwell

173 cm
27
152 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

171 cm
30
144 lbs
1 - 44 - 0

Good wrestling
World class MT
Insanely flexible

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Markus Remoreras!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 44 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Yahweh Falwell!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, and Don Winkell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Remoreras lands with a kick to the ribs.
Falwell looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!
Falwell closes this distance looking for a takedown but Remoreras circles away.
It looked like Remoreras wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Remoreras scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
A right-left combo lands from Remoreras.
Remoreras lands with a hook. Falwell tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Remoreras scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!

Falwell is rocked!
Remoreras connects with a leg kick. Falwell looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Falwell is still on wobbly legs! Can Remoreras finish him?
Remoreras connects with a right hand. Falwell shakes it off.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Remoreras lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Falwell chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Remoreras can pounce on him.
Remoreras thumps Falwell with a low kick.
Remoreras catches Falwell with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Remoreras cracks Falwell with a nasty uppercut that draws ooohs from the crowd and sends Falwell tumbling backwards onto the mat. He tries to recover but Remoreras pounces and lands a hail of unanswered strikes that forces the referee to step in to end the fight! Falwell is not happy but he gave the referee no choice!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:39 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Markus Remoreras!
Our winner, Markus Remoreras, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
Yahweh Falwell spoke after the fight, saying 'Hasa diga eebowai. I guess I didn't pray hard enough, or maybe prayed too much. I bet if I rolled more instead of praying, I might have learned to defend submissions. I guess it's God's will. But to quote George Carlin: "If it's God's will and he's going to do what he wants to anyway, why'.