PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Gimme Money (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rock Machine (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Money kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Money for Nothing. Machine has chosen Hell Yeah as his entrance music. Both fighters will be looking to make this an exciting fight for the fans, I'm sure!

Money
vs
Machine

185 cm
25
166 lbs
5 - 6 - 0

180 cm
26
150 lbs
8 - 13 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Decent elbows
Cardio machine

BJJ Brown Belt
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Gimme Money!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Rock Machine!
The judges for this bout are Stewart Dunkirk, Gwen Towbar and Tiny Johnson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Money shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
A little jabbing left from Machine on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Machine scores with a leg kick.
Money looks to land a combination but Machine avoids it well.
Machine looks to land a combination. Money sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Money throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
The crowd cheers as Machine lands an impressive looking overhand right. Money doesn't seem phased though.
Money fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Machine checks it well.
Money moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Money turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Machine connects with a jab.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Money dodges the punch combination from Machine.
Money connects with a body shot that sends Machine's belly button to the back.
Machine swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Money.
Machine looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.

Machine fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Money sprawls well initially but Machine persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
Money wants to improve his position but Machine is controlling well.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Money wants to get back to his feet.
Machine is keen to just control but Money is a slippery customer.
Money pushes Machine off looking to stand but Machine dives back in and keeps control.
Machine slips a nice elbow through Money's hands, connecting with Money's forehead.
Money is trying to escape back to his feet but Machine uses the scramble to pass into side control.
Money is sneaking out the side here. He's bucked Machine off and has taken his back!

Money working for a RNC but it's not happening just yet.

Machine manages to stand up with Money still on his back. Eventually Money drops to his feet and we're back in the standing position.
Machine throws a head kick but Money moves out of range.
Money connects with a jab.
Money swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Machine cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Money connects with an inside leg kick.
Money looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Machine throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Money.
Machine stuns Money with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Machine feints and then cracks Money's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Money down.
Machine misses with a head kick.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Machine!
Gimme Money seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Money avoids a punch combination nicely.
Machine dives in and grabs Money's left leg, looking for a takedown. Money pushes down on Machine's head and hops out.
Machine dodges the punch combination from Money.
Machine misses with a two punch combination.

Money clinches with his opponent.
Machine swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Money is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Machine is keeping busy.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Money.

Machine breaks the clinch.
Money's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Money duly obliges.

It looks like Rock Machine has been cut.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Machine rushes Money and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
A head punch on the inside from Money fails to land.

Machine breaks from the clinch.
Machine gets cracked there but stands up to it.

Money has Machine up against the cage in a clinch.
Machine is stalling here.

Machine breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
A punch lands to the side of Money 's head but he takes it in his stride.
A head kick misses from Machine.
Machine throws a series of punches but Money moves out of range.
It looked like Money was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.

Machine has taken the fight to the clinch.

Machine manages to break the clinch.
The fighters circling - Money throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Money lands a nice shot to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.

Money fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Machine, pushing him back against the cage.

Machine manages to break the clinch.
Money will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Money avoids the head kick by Machine.

Money closes the distance and clinches.
Machine is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.

Machine breaks from the clinch.
Money throws a head kick that misses.
A big left from Machine misses.
Machine scores with the left hand. Money knows he should have avoided that one.
A jab from Money finds it's way through Machine's defenses.
Machine connects with a single shot there.
Machine throws a head kick that misses.

Machine throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. Money tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. Machine is in Money's guard.
Machine stops Money from standing up.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.

Money has managed to work for a loose triangle. I think Machine should be able to defend this one pretty easily though. Oh, Money has tightened it up now! Machine should have reacted faster there - he's in big trouble and yes, he's tapped out! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Gimme Money!
Gimme Money took to the microphone after his victory and thanked his sponsors, AnonymouS for their support in the buildup to the fight.