PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between John Haigh (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Derek Zoolander (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Haigh comes to the cage accompanied by Prayer of the Refugee by Rise Against . Zoolander has chosen Don't Fear the Reaper - Blue Oyster Cult as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Haigh
vs
Zoolander

170 cm
29
158 lbs
20 - 16 - 0

172 cm
30
168 lbs
13 - 10 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Fast

Beaver Jooce!

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 20 - 16 - 0, fighting out of New York, John Haigh!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Derek Zoolander!
The judges for this bout are Tatsuya Matsuyama, Yukihiro Yamamoto and Yuuki Gou.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Haigh throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Haigh lands a body shot.
We can't be sure of the tactics at this early stage but we have heard that Zoolander has been working on his takedowns a lot in the buildup to the fight and we can only assume he's going to look to take this to the mat.
A swing and a miss from Zoolander.
Zoolander bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Zoolander scores with a slapping inside leg kick.

Haigh lands a left and a right that sends Zoolander crashing to the canvas! Haigh dives into mount looking to finish!

Zoolander is rocked!

It looks like Derek Zoolander has been cut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

Haigh looks like he's working for a submission but he's not found anything just yet.
Zoolander is still in real trouble! Can Haigh finish him?

Haigh working from mount. He moves in close and looks like he might be going for an arm triangle... He's hopped off to the side and he's transitioned into an Anaconda choke. Zoolander turning a nasty shade of purple. He's refusing to tap but he's gone! He's out! The ref rips Haigh off and cradles Zoolander's limp body as Haigh celebrates with his corner.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:40 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Anaconda Choke). John Haigh!
John Haigh thanked the fans post fight for their support.