PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Joe Baroni (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ramen Noodles (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Baroni's entrance music is Beastie Boys- Fight for your right. A fine choice. Noodles has chosen I Have a Dream as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Baroni
vs
Noodles

175 cm
28
155 lbs
7 - 3 - 0

165 cm
20
148 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

Decent wrestler
Solid boxing
Very strong

Good takedowns
Basic striking
Good gas tank

V-Mask Clothing (10%)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Joe Baroni!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Ramen Noodles!
The judges for this bout are John Roberts, Franklyn Lucas and Eddie Farnsworth.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Noodles shoots for a double leg takedown but Baroni sprawls well. He's pushed Noodles's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Baroni displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Noodles.
Noodles has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Baroni is landing a low percentage of strikes.
Noodles fails with the takedown
and Baroni counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.

It looks like Ramen Noodles has been cut.
Joe Baroni has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Ramen Noodles.
Noodles changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Baroni tries to avoid it but Noodles manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Baroni to the ground. Baroni escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Baroni misses with a wild combination.
Baroni steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Noodles.
No luck for Noodles with that takedown attempt.
Baroni scores with a punch to the head.
A combination from Baroni does no damage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Noodles goes for a double leg but Baroni avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Baroni continues to drive forward.
Noodles defending well as Baroni loads up on a big left hand.
Baroni displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Baroni throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Noodles.
Baroni moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.

Noodles is rocked!
Baroni lands a brutal uppercut that launches Noodles off his feet! Noodles tumbles to the floor, barely conscious - the referee jumps in to save him from a beating! Wow, what an ending!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Joe Baroni!
In defeat, Ramen Noodles stepped up to the mic, saying 'best two out of three?'.