PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Fatts McGee (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Vyacheslav Romanov (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). McGee comes to the cage accompanied by I'm a Thug. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Vyacheslav Romanov was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

McGee
vs
Romanov

196 cm
29
285 lbs
15 - 6 - 0

204 cm
30
300 lbs
20 - 7 - 0

Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

KnockOut

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Fatts McGee!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 20 - 7 - 0, fighting out of New York, Vyacheslav Romanov!
The judges for this bout are Yukihiro Yamamoto, Yasuomi Hirokawa and Shigeki Fujiwara.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McGee uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Romanov.
Romanov tries to land a front kick but McGee steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Romanov's coach down at WildBoar's Pig Pen (Strength and Conditioning) $40 was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Romanov's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
McGee misses with an uppercut.
And Romanov responds with a good body kick, but McGee manages to step out the way in time.
Romanov looks to land a left hand but McGee moved out of range nicely.
Romanov thows a body kick. McGee tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Romanov lands a slapping body shot.
McGee is breathing heavily.
McGee takes a swing at Romanov's ribcage but misses.
We've been told by McGee's head coaches at MagicalFatFarm that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
A combination from Romanov does no damage.
Romanov fakes high and swings low for a body shot but McGee manages to avoid it.
McGee lands a slapping body shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Romanov throws a series of punches but McGee avoids them all with ease.
McGee misses with a low kick.
McGee keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
McGee jabs at Romanov's body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McGee swings widly with a right hand
and McGee takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
McGee walks forward, straight into a front kick from Romanov.
McGee misses with an uppercut.
Romanov checks a low kick from McGee.
Romanov avoids the body shot from McGee.
McGee thumps Romanov with a low kick.
Romanov bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Romanov lands a glancing blow to the side of McGee's head.
Romanov goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
McGee throws a right hand that misses
and Romanov counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. McGee is lucky that one didn't land flush.
Romanov tries a head kick but it misses.
A low kick from McGee is predictable there
and Romanov counters with a left to the body.
Romanov blocks a low kick nicely.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Romanov throws a head kick that misses.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
McGee moves in looking to clinch but Romanov pushes him off.
McGee moves out of the way of the counter high kick fromRomanov.
McGee looks for the body kick but Romanov saw that one coming.
Romanov swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
McGee ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Romanov moves away.
Romanov on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
McGee fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Romanov manages to avoid it.
Romanov throws out a counter right but McGee avoids it with no problem.
McGee avoids the head kick by Romanov.
Romanov lands a head kick!

It looks like Fatts McGee has been cut.
McGee walks forward, straight into a front kick from Romanov.
McGee throws an off balance right hand
and Romanov counters with a body kick that stops McGee in his tracks momentarily.
Romanov lands with a good body shot.
Romanov throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
McGee is really struggling to find his range with his punches. Romanov's reach advantage is clearly causing him problems.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Romanov and McGee are patiently standing in front of each other looking for an opening. Romanov throws a head kick. It's landed, knocking McGee into next week! Ooooh that was huge! Romanov knows it - he's on the cage flexing is biceps. That's a bit weird considering he won by kick but whatever.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:07 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Vyacheslav Romanov!
After winning the bout, Vyacheslav Romanov thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.