PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Ale Cali (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Barack Obama (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?

Cali
vs
Obama

167 cm
27
140 lbs
4 - 4 - 0

170 cm
19
142 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Bad Man Clothing (Nothing Over $40)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Ale Cali!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Barack Obama!
The judges for this bout are William Peck, Steve Smith and Elvis Blanc.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cali takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Cali will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Obama lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Obama scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Cali shoots in but no luck this time.
Obama connects with a single shot there.

It looks like Ale Cali has been cut.
Obama connects with a right that clearly hurt Cali. He's backed up against the cage with nowhere to go as Obama proceeds to tee off with vicious combinations till Cali collapses and taps out under the pressure!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:17 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Barack Obama!
Barack Obama really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that Bad Man Clothing (Nothing Over $40) logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.