PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Heinz Doofenshmirtz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Gorm Branting (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Doofenshmirtz
vs
Branting

190 cm
27
245 lbs
13 - 6 - 0

187 cm
23
278 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Soul Supremacy Fight Gear
Hellbent

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 6 - 0, fighting out of London, Heinz Doofenshmirtz!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Gorm Branting!
The judges for this bout are Albert Achterberg, Radbod Blank and Paulsen Ambrosius.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Doofenshmirtz shoots in looking for a takedown but Branting manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Doofenshmirtz's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Doofenshmirtz is trying hard to land a takedown here. Branting sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Branting takes one to the chin there.
Branting tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Doofenshmirtz was well out of range. Poor timing from Branting.
Doofenshmirtz throws a hook but Branting avoids it easily.
Branting slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
The fighters circling - Branting throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Doofenshmirtz has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Doofenshmirtz scores with a kick to the midsection.
Branting looks to land a left hand but Doofenshmirtz moved out of range nicely.
Doofenshmirtz slips under a jab.
Heinz Doofenshmirtz seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Branting on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Doofenshmirtz. Doofenshmirtz obviously looking to wear him down.
Branting takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Branting stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Doofenshmirtz.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a low kick as Branting jumps back.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Branting was well out of range. Poor timing from Doofenshmirtz.
Branting takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.

It looks like Gorm Branting has been cut.
Doofenshmirtz just misses with a punch to the body.
Branting connects with a body shot.
Branting fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Doofenshmirtz manages to avoid it.
Doofenshmirtz tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Branting manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Doofenshmirtz scoring well with a low kick there.
Doofenshmirtz throws a sloppy head kick and Branting moves out of range easily.
We've been informed that Branting has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.

Doofenshmirtz shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Branting is trying to defend but Doofenshmirtz finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.
Doofenshmirtz not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Doofenshmirtz scores with a couple of good hammerfists.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Branting avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Doofenshmirtz.

Doofenshmirtz looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

Doofenshmirtz seems to be looking for submissions.
Branting preventing any damage for now, controlling his opponent's head.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Doofenshmirtz is working for a kimura but Branting is defending it quite comfortably.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz throws a big elbow that misses, also allowing Branting to regain full guard.
Branting is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Doofenshmirtz throwing strikes but missing.
Doofenshmirtz throwing strikes but missing.
Doofenshmirtz throwing strikes from guard but Branting blocks nicely.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Doofenshmirtz works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Branting blocking the ground and pound attempt from Doofenshmirtz.
Doofenshmirtz sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Branting defending well though.
Branting tries to roll over but Doofenshmirtz keeps him under control.

Doofenshmirtz is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Doofenshmirtz frees up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Branting tries to reverse the position but Doofenshmirtz maintains control.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Heinz Doofenshmirtz dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Gorm Branting's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Branting misses with an uppercut.
Doofenshmirtz lands a nice looking body shot.
Branting steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Doofenshmirtz. That one must have hurt.
Doofenshmirtz bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Branting swats away the attempt to clinch by Doofenshmirtz.
Doofenshmirtz walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Branting displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Doofenshmirtz throws out the jab.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Branting smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Branting slips a straight right by Doofenshmirtz.
A little jabbing left from Branting on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a low kick as Branting jumps back.
Doofenshmirtz doesn't manage to clinch there - Branting circles away.
Branting lands a nice looking body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a body shot.
Doofenshmirtz works Branting's body with a nice hook.
Branting is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Doofenshmirtz.
Doofenshmirtz scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Doofenshmirtz avoids the body shot from Branting.
Doofenshmirtz jabs Branting right on the nose. Branting blinks but takes it well.
Branting swings widly with a right hand
and Doofenshmirtz counters with a good low kick that Branting was not able to check.

Doofenshmirtz shoots in and bounces Branting off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Doofenshmirtz accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Doofenshmirtz with a nice head shot there.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz postures up.
Doofenshmirtz missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Doofenshmirtz throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Branting works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Doofenshmirtz throws a big right hand that misses.
Doofenshmirtz trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Branting utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Doofenshmirtz works over Branting with some ground and pound from guard.
Doofenshmirtz pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Branting is keeping the position for now.
Doofenshmirtz working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Branting's head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Branting is keeping the position for now.
Doofenshmirtz with a flurry of punches that miss.
Doofenshmirtz loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Branting has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall.

The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
Doofenshmirtz tries to close the distance and clinch but Branting swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Doofenshmirtz throws a leg kick but Branting checks it.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a low kick.
Branting shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Doofenshmirtz eats them both and turns towards Branting to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.

It looks like Heinz Doofenshmirtz has been cut.
Doofenshmirtz throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Branting throws out a counter right but Doofenshmirtz avoids it with no problem.
Doofenshmirtz lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Doofenshmirtz fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Good leg kick by Doofenshmirtz there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Doofenshmirtz fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Branting has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Branting swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Branting takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Branting takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
The fighters circling - Branting throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Doofenshmirtz looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
Branting takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Branting's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Branting looks to land a right hand but Doofenshmirtz moved out of range.
Branting misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Doofenshmirtz.
Doofenshmirtz missing with a left hand there. Branting was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Doofenshmirtz dives in and grabs Branting's left leg, looking for a takedown. Branting pushes down on Doofenshmirtz's head and hops out.
A telegraphed right hand from Branting misses the target.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Heinz Doofenshmirtz dominated that second round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's time! Doofenshmirtz's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!

Doofenshmirtz fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Branting has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Heinz Doofenshmirtz is winning the standup battle so far.
Doofenshmirtz lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Branting misses with a lunging right hand
and Doofenshmirtz counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Branting on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Doofenshmirtz throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Doofenshmirtz blocks a jab.
Doofenshmirtz shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
A looping hook to the body misses from Doofenshmirtz. Branting does a little dance to reset his feet.
Doofenshmirtz lands an overhand right.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Branting lands a nice hook to Doofenshmirtz's body. Doofenshmirtz takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Branting stuffs the takedown.
Branting thows a left - swing and a miss!
Doofenshmirtz has a takedown stuffed.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Heinz Doofenshmirtz. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Branting throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Branting throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Doofenshmirtz throws a body shot but no joy.
Doofenshmirtz closes the distance and clinches up with Branting, looking for a takedown. Doofenshmirtz pushes Branting against the cage but Branting circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Doofenshmirtz shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Branting throws a jab but it's blocked by Doofenshmirtz.
Branting goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Doofenshmirtz explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Branting defending well as Doofenshmirtz loads up on a big left hand.
Branting doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Gorm Branting has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Branting takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Doofenshmirtz throws a hook but Branting blocks it.
A countering left hand to the body from Branting misses.
Doofenshmirtz is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Branting can do to turn this around?
Doofenshmirtz misses with a takedown attempt
and Branting cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Gorm Branting is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Doofenshmirtz connects with an inside leg kick.
A looping hook to the body misses from Branting. Doofenshmirtz does a little dance to reset his feet.
Doofenshmirtz scores with a hook.
Doofenshmirtz thumps Branting with a low kick.
Doofenshmirtz lands a nice leg kick that just misses Branting's sensitive parts.
Branting throws a looping overhand right but Doofenshmirtz ducks down to avoid it.
Doofenshmirtz tries a head kick but it misses.
A little jabbing left from Branting on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
No joy there for Branting, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Doofenshmirtz fires out a quick counter leg kick but Branting just manages to avoid it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz tried to score with a low kick but Branting checks it.
Branting appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Branting cracks Doofenshmirtz with an open hand slap.
Doofenshmirtz throws a quick inside leg kick.
Doofenshmirtz tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Branting swivels and escapes.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a looping right.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a kick to the body.
A countering left hand to the body from Branting misses.
Branting throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Branting throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Branting takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Doofenshmirtz lands a nice looking kick to the body. Branting takes a step back to recover.
A low kick from Doofenshmirtz misses
and Branting counters with a straight right hand.
Branting throws a series of punches but Doofenshmirtz moves out of range.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nice shot by Doofenshmirtz.
A shot to the liver by Doofenshmirtz. Beautiful body shot.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Doofenshmirtz lands with a kick to the ribs.
Branting throws a right hand that misses
and Doofenshmirtz counters with a nice body kick.
Doofenshmirtz fails to land with a series of punches.
A big left from Branting misses.
A big left from Doofenshmirtz misses.
Branting digs a good hook to Doofenshmirtz's body.
Branting has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Doofenshmirtz.
Doofenshmirtz connects with an inside leg kick.
Doofenshmirtz is looking to clinch but Branting is avoiding it.
Heinz Doofenshmirtz is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Branting walks into a stiff left hand from Doofenshmirtz.

And that's the end of the fight!
Heinz Doofenshmirtz showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Doofenshmirtz has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Albert Achterberg scores the fight 30:27
Judge Radbod Blank scores the fight 30:27
Judge Paulsen Ambrosius scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Heinz Doofenshmirtz!
Heinz Doofenshmirtz decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.