PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between William Henry Bonney (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Yahweh Falwell (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Falwell has chosen Don't Stop Believing as his entrance music. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Henry Bonney
vs
Falwell

173 cm
21
159 lbs
4 - 3 - 1

171 cm
27
150 lbs
1 - 13 - 0

Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Granite chin

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 3 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, William Henry Bonney!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Yahweh Falwell!
The judges for this bout are , Timothy Bukovac and Don Winkell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bonney throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Falwell looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!
Falwell on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Falwell walks forward, straight into a front kick from Bonney.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Bonney. Falwell shrugs it off though.
Bonney lands a brutal head kick. Falwell looks out on his feet and Bonney throws more strikes until the ref is forced to stop the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:29 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Kick and Punches). William Henry Bonney!
In defeat, Yahweh Falwell stepped up to the mic, saying 'Hasa diga eebowai. I guess I didn't pray hard enough, or maybe prayed too much. I bet if I rolled more instead of praying, I might have learned to defend submissions. I guess it's God's will. But to quote George Carlin: "If it's God's will and he's going to do what he wants to anyway, why'.