PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Viktor Kulakov (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Juris Dicktion (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kulakov kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Lube-Shparu. This should be fireworks!

Kulakov
vs
Dicktion

184 cm
37
186 lbs
29 - 30 - 1

180 cm
32
260 lbs
15 - 14 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 29 - 30 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Viktor Kulakov!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Juris Dicktion!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, George Francis and Robert Twigg.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dicktion uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Kulakov.
Kulakov looks to land a left hand but Dicktion moved out of range nicely.
Kulakov pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Kulakov blocks a leg kick.
Kulakov lands a slapping body shot.
Dicktion misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Kulakov counters with a left and a right that stings Dicktion.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Kulakov.
Dicktion throws a low kick, looking for Kulakov's leg but Kulakov calmly moves out of range.
Kulakov misses the shot to the body.
Nice body punch from Kulakov.
We've been told by Kulakov's head coaches at VENDETTA Elite Gym that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Kulakov jabs Dicktion to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Dicktion takes one on the chin but seems OK.

It looks like Juris Dicktion has been cut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Kulakov, as that shot connected.
Dicktion takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Dicktion takes a jab right on the kisser.
Dicktion slips a jab and a cross from Kulakov.
Kulakov scores with a nice strike.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dicktion dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Kulakov. That did some damage!
Kulakov throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Kulakov fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Kulakov scores with a crisp jab that stopped Dicktion in his tracks.
A looping hook to the body misses from Dicktion. Kulakov does a little dance to reset his feet.
Kulakov walks into a jab.
Kulakov scores with a jab.
Dicktion tries to clinch up.
Kulakov throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Dicktion slips a jab and a cross from Kulakov.
Kulakov scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.

Dicktion has Kulakov up against the cage in a clinch.
Dicktion lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Dicktion misses with a hook to the ribs.

Kulakov manages to break the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kulakov throws a big shot that misses.
Dicktion takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Dicktion uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Kulakov.
Dicktion tries to land a leg kick but Kulakov saw it coming and moves away.
Dicktion throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Dicktion tries to clinch up.
Kulakov tests Dicktion's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Dicktion uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Kulakov.
Kulakov avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Dicktion, right into the meat.
Kulakov misses with a lunging right hand
and Dicktion counters with a straight right hand.
Kulakov throws a body punch but Dicktion moves out of range.
Dicktion keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Kulakov scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.

That has opened up Juris Dicktion's cut even more.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dicktion defending well as Kulakov loads up on a big left hand.
Kulakov fails to land with a series of punches.
Kulakov misses with a double jab.
Dicktion takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Dicktion tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Kulakov throws a shot to the body.
Kulakov is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Dicktion has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Dicktion there as he acknowledges the shot.
Dicktion drops his hands momentarily and Kulakov takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Dicktion misses with a head kick.
Kulakov throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Kulakov swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Dicktion misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Kulakov swings for the body but Dicktion moves out of range.
Nice defenses there by Dicktion.
The fighters circling - Kulakov throws out the jab but it was never going to land.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A leg kick checked by Kulakov.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Kulakov lands a jab-cross combination.
A nice leg kick lands there from Dicktion.
Kulakov misses with a looping left.
Kulakov lands a nice looking body shot.
Dicktion dodges the punch combination from Kulakov.
Dicktion throws a body kick that misses.
Dicktion moves out of range as Kulakov strikes.
Kulakov looks to land a combination but Dicktion avoids it well.
Dicktion jabbing away but nothing is landing.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Kulakov throws a jab when Dicktion was well out of range.
Kulakov closes the distance and lands a one-two.

The cut above Juris Dicktion's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Kulakov throws a jab but it's blocked by Dicktion.
Kulakov lands a glancing blow to the side of Dicktion's head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Viktor Kulakov dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Juris Dicktion's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Dicktion slips under a jab from Kulakov.
Dicktion ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Kulakov lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Dicktion circles away quickly and effectively.
Dicktion slips a straight right by Kulakov.
Viktor Kulakov is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Dicktion slips a jab and a cross from Kulakov.
Dicktion throws a body kick that misses.
Kulakov rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Dicktion moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Dicktion displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Kulakov throws out the jab.
Kulakov swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Dicktion ducks under a wild hook from Kulakov.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kulakov lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Kulakov.
Dicktion is looking to clinch but Kulakov is avoiding it.
Kulakov misses with a double jab.
Kulakov scores with a jab to the jaw.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Dicktion pulls out of a head kick attempt.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dicktion tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Kulakov manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Kulakov scores with a jab to the jaw.
Dicktion throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Dicktion misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
The fighters circling - Kulakov throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Crunch! Dicktion slams his shin into Kulakov's torso.
Kulakov avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Kulakov tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Dicktion was well out of range. Poor timing from Kulakov.
Dicktion feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Kulakovs jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Dicktion ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Kulakov misses with a looping left.
Kulakov scores with a body shot.
Viktor Kulakov is winning the standup battle so far.
Kulakov lands with a right hand.
Kulakov jabbing away but nothing is landing.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Dicktion throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Kulakov is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Dicktion can do to turn this around?
Kulakov just misses with a punch to the body.
Dicktion displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Kulakov throws out the jab.
Kulakov throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Dicktion.
Kulakov misses with a jab, cross combination.
Jab from Dicktion.
Dicktion pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Dicktion takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Kulakov lands with a nice body punch.
Kulakov uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Dicktion.
Kulakov takes one on the button.
Kulakov misses the jab.
Dicktion takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Kulakov takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kulakov cracks Dicktion with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.

Juris Dicktion's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Dicktion bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Kulakov's corner calls for a 1-2. Kulakov obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Kulakov tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Dicktion was well out of range. Poor timing from Kulakov.
Kulakov swats away the attempt to clinch by Dicktion.
Kulakov throws a right and a left that Dicktion avoids nicely.
Dicktion jabs at Kulakov's body.
Kulakov ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Dicktion is looking to clinch.

Dicktion closes the distance and clinches.
Kulakov avoiding damage as Dicktion throws knees to the body.
Kulakov is trying to break the clinch but Dicktion has him pressed against the cage.
Kulakov has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Dicktion lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kulakov is trying to break free.
A short left from Dicktion.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Kulakov has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Dicktion swings wildly with an uppercut but Kulakov uses good head movement to avoid it.
Kulakov scores with a shot to the side of Dicktion's head.
Dicktion misses with a punch on the inside.
Dicktion misses with a knee to the head.

Kulakov escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Dicktion misses with a head kick.
Nice jab there from Kulakov.
Dicktion misses with a few strikes there.
A swing and a miss from Kulakov.
Dicktion throws the kick towards the body but Kulakov avoids it.
Kulakov uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Dicktion.
Dicktion slips a straight right by Kulakov.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Viktor Kulakov dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Juris Dicktion's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!

Kulakov throws a lazy right hand but Dicktion sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Kulakov throws a right hand that Dicktion ducks under and follows up with a left that Dicktion also avoids with ease.
Kulakov digs a good hook to Dicktion's body.
A jab from Kulakov misses.
Kulakov looks to land a right hand but Dicktion moved out of range.
Dicktion tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Kulakov is able to avoid easily.
Kulakov keeps the fight on the outside.
Kulakov misses with a looping right.
Kulakov looks to land a right hand but Dicktion moved out of range.
Dicktion takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dicktion looks to land a left hand but Kulakov moved out of range nicely.
Kulakov circles away from the clinch attempt.
Kulakov misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Dicktion.
Dicktion wants to clinch.
Kulakov takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dicktion tries to bum rush Kulakov with a series of wild strikes but Kulakov uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
A combination from Kulakov does no damage.
Kulakov throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Dicktion on the side of the head.
Kulakov misses with a two punch combination.
Kulakov lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Dicktion misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Crunch! Dicktion slams his shin into Kulakov's torso.
Dicktion takes a swing at Kulakov's ribcage but misses.
Kulakov scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Kulakov jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
A looping hook to the body misses from Dicktion. Kulakov does a little dance to reset his feet.
Dicktion has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Kulakov throws a shot to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kulakov ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Dicktion moves away.
Kulakov scores with a jab to the body.
Kulakov throws an overhand right that lands on Dicktion's shoulder, as Dicktion tries to avoid the shot.
Dicktion misses with a body shot.
A jab from Kulakov does it's job there.
Kulakov throws a jab but it's blocked by Dicktion.
Kulakov cracks Dicktion with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Juris Dicktion's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:40 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Viktor Kulakov!
Viktor Kulakov decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.