PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Sharky Shark (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Akamai Hoi (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Shark comes to the cage accompanied by Simon & Garfunkel - The Boxer. Hoi has chosen Blood Red Sky as his entrance music. Both fighter's entrance songs getting the crowd jumping here.

Shark
vs
Hoi

197 cm
22
240 lbs
1 - 3 - 0

205 cm
21
264 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

V-Mask Clothing + 70% laundry

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Sharky Shark!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Akamai Hoi!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Frank Antenori and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Shark digs a good hook to Hoi's body.
We've been told by Shark's head coaches at Gangsterdamage that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
A head kick misses from Shark.
Shark throws out a loose jab but Hoi uses good head movement to avoid it.
Hoi lands a nice shot to the body.
Good standup being displayed there by Shark as he connects with a hook.
Hoi tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Hoi uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Shark.
Hoi ducks right into an uppercut from Shark.
Shark avoids the body shot from Hoi.
Shark scoring well with a low kick there.
Shark throws a body shot but no joy.
Shark throws a head kick that misses.
Shark throws the kick towards the body but Hoi avoids it.
Shark throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Hoi tries a head kick but it misses.
Shark misses with a body punch
and Hoi counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Shark thinking.
Shark throws a wild body kick that Hoi sees coming a mile off.
Hoi throws a head kick that misses.
Hoi takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hoi misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Shark.
Hoi blocks a low kick nicely.
Hoi throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Shark fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Hoi misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Shark throws a leg kick but Hoi sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Shark is looking to wear down Hoi with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Shark connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Hoi's hands.
Shark jabs Hoi to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Shark with a nice cross.
Sloppy strikes from Hoi. Those never looked like landing.
Hoi dives in for a single leg takedown but Shark sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
Hoi blocks a body shot from Shark.
Shark lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Hoi struggles to land a body shot inside as Shark controls his hands.
Shark gets through Hoi's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A short left from Shark.
A shot in the inside from Shark.
A head punch on the inside from Hoi fails to land.
Hoi is leaning against Shark and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Shark can't break the clinch.
Shark misses with a short punch on the inside.
Shark misses with a punch to the body.
Hoi blocks a body shot from Shark.
Shark misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Good body shot from Shark.
Hoi can't find room to land a body shot as Shark controls the action.
A nice left hand lands by Shark.
Shark misses with a body punch.
Hoi misses with a punch on the inside.
Hoi working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Shark lands a nice uppercut.
Shark lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Hoi digs a right hand underneath Shark's ribcage. Shark let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Hoi tries a body shot but Shark blocks it.
Shark lands with a light punch inside.
Hoi lands with a short head shot on the inside.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Shark creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Hoi.
A short right from Shark.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hoi misses with a body punch.
Hoi is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Shark is keeping busy.
Shark has a couple of punches blocked by Hoi.
Shark has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Shark scores with a hook to the body.
Hoi misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Shark struggles to land a body shot inside as Hoi controls his hands.
Shark misses with a hook to the ribs.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Hoi obliges.

Shark breaks from the clinch.
Nice takedown defense from Shark. No joy for Hoi on that attempt.
Hoi tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Shark was well out of range. Poor timing from Hoi.
Shark lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Hoi lands a head kick. Shark smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Hoi throws a head kick but Shark moves out of range.
A decent looking cross lands there for Shark.
Sharky Shark seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Hoi uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Shark.
Shark circles away from the clinch attempt.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hoi moves out of range as Shark throws a body kick.
Shark connects with the punch.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Shark throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Shark dips to his left and cracks Hoi with an uppercut!
Shark throws a low kick but Hoi avoids it.
Hoi tries a head kick but it misses.
Hoi walks forward, straight into a front kick from Shark.
Hoi takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Hoi looks winded!
Hoi stuns Shark with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Shark with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Shark scores with a leg kick.
Shark blocks a head kick by Hoi.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Hoi rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Shark moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Shark throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Shark lets loose with a powerful body kick. Hoi will feel that in the morning.
Shark jabs at Hoi's body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Sharky Shark dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Shark wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Shark lands a jab to the head.
Shark is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Hoi can do to turn this around?
Hoi pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Shark looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Shark lands a nice looking body kick.
Hoi takes a swing at Shark's ribcage but misses.
Shark lands a nice leg kick that just misses Hoi's sensitive parts.
Hoi checks a leg kick.
Shark throws a body shot but no joy.
Hoi throws a lazy head kick

and Shark decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Hoi's guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Shark slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Hoi is breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Shark is in close to Hoi's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Shark trying to control the position from guard on top but Hoi is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.

The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Hoi shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Hoi gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Shark.
Hoi keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Some wild striking there from Hoi.
Shark misses with a body shot.
Hoi throws a head kick that misses.
Shark scores with a kick to the midsection.
Hoi has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Shark.
Hoi takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Shark connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Shark feints and then cracks Hoi's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Hoi down.
Shark misses with a body shot.
Sharky Shark is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Nice takedown defense from Shark. No joy for Hoi on that attempt.
Shark fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Hoi has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Sharky Shark is winning the standup battle so far.
Shark blocks a head kick by Hoi.
Shark cracks the inside of Hoi's front leg.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Some wild striking there from Shark.
Hoi throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
A nice inside leg kick there by Shark. That's going to slow Hoi down.
Shark connects with a body shot that sends Hoi's belly button to the back.
Shark lands with a thumping leg kick.
A head kick misses from Hoi.
Akamai Hoi is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Hoi throws a combination that misses

and Shark decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Hoi's guard.
Shark scoring with punches to the head and body.
Shark looking to pass the guard.
Hoi keeping moving, preventing Shark from controlling successfully.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Shark is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because Hoi is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.
Shark scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Shark accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.
Shark sitting in guard, not really doing much.

The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Hoi slips a jab from Shark.
Shark looking to land some kicks to the body here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Sharky Shark dominated that second round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!

A head kick misses from Shark.
Shark fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Hoi is out of range.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Shark.
Hoi tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Shark was well out of range. Poor timing from Hoi.
Hoi shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Shark sprawls well. Shark wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Hoi gets slowly back to his feet.
Shark connects with an inside leg kick.
Shark looking to land some kicks to the body here.
A head kick misses from Hoi.
Hoi misses the shot to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Shark lands a leg kick that knocks Hoi off balance momentarily.
Shark just misses with a punch to the body.
Hoi throws a body punch but Shark moves out of range.
Nice shot lands for Shark.
Shark changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Hoi takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Shark lands with a nice body kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A cross from Shark lands.
Hoi's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Shark connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Hoi scrambles back to his feet.
Shark connects with a right hand. Hoi shakes it off.

Hoi is rocked!
Shark throws a body shot but no joy.
Hoi is still on wobbly legs! Can Shark finish him?
Hoi will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Hoi seems to have recovered his senses.
Shark throws a half hearted mid kick.
Hoi lands with a nice combination. Shark backs away looking to recover.
A shot to the liver by Shark. Beautiful body shot.

Shark lands a left and a right that send Hoi crashing to the mat, dazed. Shark thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Hoi misses with a wild body shot.
Jab, jab by Shark - just one landing.
Shark throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Hoi stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Hoi's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Shark drops a shoulder and throws a monster hook that connects perfectly to the side of Hoi's head, knocking him out cold! Shark is extatic as he celebrates with his cornermen.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:55 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Sharky Shark!
A victorious Sharky Shark thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.