PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Pikku Kakkipylly (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kapitan Tutan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Kapitan Tutan was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Kakkipylly
vs
Tutan

190 cm
30
194 lbs
16 - 7 - 0

197 cm
32
201 lbs
22 - 6 - 0

Good wrestling
World class MT
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Powerful

VICIOUS FIGHT GEAR

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Pikku Kakkipylly!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 22 - 6 - 0, fighting out of London, Kapitan Tutan!
The judges for this bout are Matti Vanhoillinen, Arvi Lind and Roosa Järviläinen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kakkipylly turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.

Kakkipylly takes the fight into the clinch.
Tutan working aggressively here.
Tutan gets through Kakkipylly's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Kakkipylly being controlled against the cage.
Kakkipylly is trying to stall.
Kakkipylly lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Kakkipylly is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
A frustrated look appears on Tutan's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Tutan has a couple of punches blocked by Kakkipylly.
Tutan swings wildly with an uppercut but Kakkipylly uses good head movement to avoid it.
Tutan misses with a body punch.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Kakkipylly just misses with a elbow thrown towards Tutan's brow.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tutan tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Kakkipylly's elbow.
Tutan is stalling here.
Tutan looking to stall.
Kakkipylly lands a knee to the body.
Kakkipylly misses with an elbow over the top.
Kakkipylly creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Tutan avoiding damage.
Kakkipylly lands an elbow just above Tutan 's eye.

It looks like Kapitan Tutan has been cut.
Kakkipylly blocks an uppercut.
Kakkipylly throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.

Tutan manages to break the clinch.
Kakkipylly checks the leg kick nicely there.
Tutan scores with a jab. Kakkipylly acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Kakkipylly keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Kakkipylly pulls out of a head kick attempt.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tutan feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Kakkipylly's calf.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Tutan stuns Kakkipylly with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Good leg kick by Kakkipylly there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Kakkipylly tries to clinch there but Tutan circles away.
Kakkipylly throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Tutan's head.

Kakkipylly drives through and clinches with Tutan against the cage.
Kakkipylly throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Tutan swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Kakkipylly's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
A shot in the inside from Tutan.
Kakkipylly lands a damaging elbow.
Tutan looking to stall.
A nice right hand lands inside from Tutan.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.

Kakkipylly breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Kakkipylly takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kakkipylly moves out of range of the leg kick from Tutan.
Tutan misses with a straight left.
Tutan lands an overhand right.
Kakkipylly checks a low kick from Tutan.
Tutan connects with a solid leg kick.
Tutan lands a nice leg kick that just misses Kakkipylly's sensitive parts.
Tutan misses with a body shot.
Tutan misses with a low kick.
Kakkipylly blocks a leg kick.
Tutan throws a leg kick that is checked
and Kakkipylly counters with a nice leg kick.
Kakkipylly throws a head kick that misses.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Tutan lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Kakkipylly has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Kakkipylly and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Tutan misses the shot to the body.
Tutan throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Kakkipylly sees it coming and avoids it easily.
A good leg kick by Tutan.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Good work by Tutan as he checks the leg kick.
Kakkipylly fails with an attempt to clinch.
Kakkipylly tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Tutan feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Kakkipylly's calf.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A head kick misses from Kakkipylly.

Kakkipylly moves into the clinch successfully.
Kakkipylly looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Tutan lands a right hand.
Tutan takes an elbow to the temple.
Kakkipylly throws an elbow but it misses.
Kakkipylly creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Tutan's defenses.
Tutan doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Kakkipylly wants to break free but Tutan has control.
Tutan blocks an elbow strike.
Tutan misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A head punch on the inside from Tutan fails to land.
Kakkipylly holding his opponent close, against the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Kapitan Tutan will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Kapitan Tutan's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Tutan wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Tutan is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Kakkipylly rather than just go for the knockout.
Tutan throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Kakkipylly misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Tutan lands the left hand.
Kakkipylly blocks a leg kick.
Tutan misses with a low kick.
Tutan checks a low kick from Kakkipylly.
Tutan misses with a looping right.
Tutan looks to land a right hand but Kakkipylly moved out of range.
Tutan circles away from the clinch attempt.
Tutan swings away with a leg kick that misses.

Kakkipylly moves into the clinch successfully.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Tutan.
Kakkipylly pushes off an throws an elbow but Tutan leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Kakkipylly looks to throw an elbow but misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tutan can't find room to land a body shot as Kakkipylly controls the action.
Kakkipylly creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Tutan's defenses.
Tutan lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Kakkipylly backwards.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Kakkipylly.
Tutan working some nice short punches in the clinch.
A short uppercut from Tutan.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Kakkipylly just misses with a elbow thrown towards Tutan's brow.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Kakkipylly just misses with a elbow thrown towards Tutan's brow.

Tutan breaks from the clinch.
Kakkipylly steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Tutan.
Kakkipylly takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Kakkipylly misses with a head kick.
Good work by Kakkipylly as he checks the leg kick.
Kakkipylly keeps Tutan at a distance using the push kick.
Kakkipylly is looking to clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kakkipylly tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Kakkipylly tries to clinch up but Tutan circles away and keeps his distance.
Kakkipylly tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Tutan attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Kakkipylly looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Kakkipylly lands a leg kick that knocks Tutan off balance momentarily.

Kakkipylly moves into the clinch.
Tutan trying to stall but Kakkipylly improves his position.
Kakkipylly pushes off an throws an elbow but Tutan leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Kakkipylly looking to slow down the pace here.
Kakkipylly lands a nice elbow.

Kakkipylly breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Kakkipylly ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Kakkipylly takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Kakkipylly moves into the clinch.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Kakkipylly trying to control the position but instead, Tutan has worked for underhooks and has pushed Kakkipylly into the cage.
Tutan tries to work over Kakkipylly's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Kakkipylly misses with an elbow over the top.
Tutan lands on the inside with an uppercut.

Kakkipylly breaks the clinch.
Kakkipylly wants to clinch up but Tutan keeps it at a distance.
Kakkipylly moves out of range of the body kick.
Kakkipylly is looking to clinch but Tutan is avoiding it.
Kakkipylly tries to close the distance and clinch but Tutan swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Tutan misses with a low kick.
Kakkipylly blocks a low kick nicely.
Good shot there by Tutan.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A looping hook to the body misses from Tutan. Kakkipylly does a little dance to reset his feet.
Tutan avoids the head kick by Kakkipylly.
Tutan wants to land a leg kick but Kakkipylly is out of range.
A thudding body kick lands there by Kakkipylly!
Nice straight punches there by Tutan. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Tutan.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Kakkipylly looks to land a body kick but Tutan moved away.
Tutan throws a leg kick
and Kakkipylly counters with a head kick.

That has opened up Kapitan Tutan's cut even more.
Kakkipylly chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Tutan can pounce on him.
Tutan throws a push kick but Kakkipylly slaps the foot to one side.
Kakkipylly looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Tutan tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Tutan has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
The fighters circling - Tutan throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Tutan looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Tutan takes a swing at Kakkipylly's ribcage but misses.
Kakkipylly moves out of range as Tutan throws a body kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Kapitan Tutan will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Kapitan Tutan's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!

Kakkipylly misses with a head kick.
Tutan throws a leg kick
and Kakkipylly counters with a head kick. That will keep Tutan thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Kakkipylly tries to close the distance and clinch up but Tutan swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Kakkipylly is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Kakkipylly stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Tutan.
Tutan misses with a low kick.
Kakkipylly buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Tutan lands a jab to the nose.
Tutan thumps Kakkipylly with a low kick.
Some bone on bone action there as Kakkipylly checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

Kakkipylly has closed the distance and engaged Tutan in a clinch.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Tutan fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Kakkipylly is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Kakkipylly is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Tutan is defending well for now.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kakkipylly is trying to stall.
Tutan is trying to force a seperation but Kakkipylly has the dominant position.
Kakkipylly throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Tutan is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Pikku Kakkipylly has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Kakkipylly tries to break free but Tutan pushes him back against the cage.

Tutan manages to break the clinch.
Tutan throws a low kick but it's checked well by Kakkipylly.
Tutan throws a solid leg kick but Kakkipylly takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Tutan.

Kakkipylly clinches with his opponent.
Tutan misses with a punch on the inside.
Tutan controlling the action here for a moment.
Tutan misses with a hook from the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tutan lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Kakkipylly backwards.

Kakkipylly breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Kakkipylly avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Kakkipylly throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
A head kick misses from Kakkipylly.
Kakkipylly tries to clinch there but Tutan circles away.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Tutan.
Tutan swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Tutan misses with a low kick.
Kakkipylly throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Tutan moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Tutan looks for the body kick but Kakkipylly saw that one coming.
Tutan blocks a head kick by Kakkipylly.
Tutan throws a leg kick but Kakkipylly checks it.
Kakkipylly needs to keep his hands up - Tutan had a free shot at his head there.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tutan throws a leg kick but Kakkipylly checks it.
Tutan looks to score with a jab to the body but Kakkipylly is just out of range.
A low kick from Tutan misses
and Kakkipylly counters with a slapping leg kick.
Kakkipylly checks the leg kick.
Kakkipylly slips a straight right by Tutan.
Tutan fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Kakkipylly manages to avoid it.
A lazy body kick from Kakkipylly
and Tutan counters with a leg kick.
Kapitan Tutan is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Kakkipylly fails with an attempt to clinch.
Kakkipylly slips a jab from Tutan.
Kakkipylly uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Tutan.
Tutan throws a leg kick that is checked
and Kakkipylly counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Kakkipylly tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
A head kick misses from Kakkipylly.
Good leg kick by Tutan there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Tutan pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Kakkipylly keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Tutan throws a shot from downtown. Kakkipylly moves away and avoids it.
Tutan misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Kakkipylly.
Kakkipylly connects with a leg kick. Tutan looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Tutan scores with a nice body kick.
Tutan throws a body punch but Kakkipylly moves out of range.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Tutan throws a front kick aimed at Kakkipylly's knee but Kakkipylly avoids it well.
Good work by Kakkipylly as he checks the leg kick.
Kapitan Tutan seems to be getting the better of the standup.
A cross from Tutan lands.
Kakkipylly tries to clinch there but Tutan circles away.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Kakkipylly lands a head kick. Tutan smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
The fight stays on the outside here - Kakkipylly looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Kakkipylly.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Kapitan Tutan.
I've got Tutan winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Matti Vanhoillinen scores the fight 27:30
Judge Arvi Lind scores the fight 27:30
Judge Roosa Järviläinen scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Kapitan Tutan!
A relieved looking Kapitan Tutan thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.