PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Epic Man (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Django Unchained (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Unchained has chosen Soviet Connection as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Man
vs
Unchained

178 cm
22
141 lbs
7 - 4 - 0

177 cm
24
148 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Epic Man!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Django Unchained!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Don Winkell and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Unchained lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Man at a distance.
Man thows a leg kick but Unchained checks it
and Unchained counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Unchained throws a big shot that misses.
Man throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Unchained has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Man is landing a low percentage of strikes.
Unchained cracks Man with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Man wants to slow Unchained down by chopping away at his legs.
Man's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Unchained connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Man scrambles back to his feet.
Unchained takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.

It looks like Django Unchained has been cut.
Unchained connects with a solid leg kick.
Unchained takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Man thuds his right hand into Unchained's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Unchained ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Man moves away.
Man has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Unchained tries to land a front kick but Man steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Man looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Man tries to land a front kick but Unchained steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Man has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Man there as he acknowledges the shot.
A telegraphed right hand from Man misses the target.
Unchained keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Man tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Man ducks right into an uppercut from Unchained.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Unchained jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Unchained misses with a straight left.
Man misses with an attempted mid kick.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Man, right into the meat.
A big left from Unchained misses.
Man scoring well with a low kick there.
Man lands a nice looking body shot.
Unchained fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Man manages to avoid it.
Unchained circles away from the clinch attempt.
Man uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Unchained.
Man slips a straight right by Unchained.
Unchained scores with a nice right hand.
Unchained pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Django Unchained seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Man keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Unchained.
Man walks into a straight right hand from Unchained.
Unchained takes a swing at Man's ribcage but misses.
Man is looking to score with low kicks.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Man looks to land a combination but Unchained avoids it well.
Unchained throws a sloppy head kick and Man moves out of range easily.
Unchained misses with a shot to the body
and Man counters with a thumping low kick.
Unchained ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Man moves away.
Man drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Unchained, right into the meat.
Unchained throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A looping hook to the body misses from Unchained. Man does a little dance to reset his feet.
Man is looking to land body kicks.
Unchained dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Man takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Unchained tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Man was well out of range. Poor timing from Unchained.
Unchained misses with a shot to the body
and Man counters with a right hand to the body.
Unchained cracks the inside of Man's front leg.
Man fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Unchained has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Unchained throws a solid leg kick but Man takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Unchained.
A big right from Unchained misses.
Man ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Unchained moves away.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Man moves into the clinch.
Man is working Unchained over against the cage.
Unchained is looking to control Man's arms but Man gets an underhook and turns him. Now Unchained has his back to the cage.
Unchained is trying to force a seperation but Man has the dominant position.
Man managing to block the knees to the body from Unchained.
Man tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Unchained's elbow.
Unchained tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Man gets through Unchained's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Unchained misses with some punches.
Man lands with a right to the head.
Unchained with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Man blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Man misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Unchained can't find room to land a body shot as Man controls the action.
Unchained using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Unchained blocks a body shot from Man.
Man lands on the inside with an uppercut.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Man misses with a punch to the body.

Unchained pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
A jab from Man does it's job there.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Unchained on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Unchained throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Man is looking to clinch but Unchained is avoiding it.
Unchained swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Man.
Unchained avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Man really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Man throws the kick towards the body but Unchained avoids it.
Man throws a combination. Unchained tries to block but a couple of punches get through.

That has opened up Django Unchained's cut even more.
Unchained tried to score with a low kick but Man checks it.
Man scores with a hook to the body. Unchained takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Man displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Unchained throws out the jab.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Unchained looks to throw the jab but Man is out of range.
Man pulls out of a head kick attempt.
A slapping leg kick lands for Unchained.
Unchained throws a hook but Man avoids it easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Epic Man will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Django Unchained's cut.
That's time! Man's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Unchained throws out a loose jab but Man uses good head movement to avoid it.
Unchained throws an overhand right that lands on Man's shoulder, as Man tries to avoid the shot.
Man throws a push kick but Unchained slaps the foot to one side.
Unchained scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Unchained waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Man.
Jab, jab by Man - just one landing.
Man ducks under a wild hook from Unchained.
Good work by Unchained as he checks the leg kick.
Man takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Unchained slips a straight right by Man.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Man, as that shot connected.
Man moves away from the strike by Unchained.
Epic Man is winning the standup battle so far.
Unchained connects with a good right hand that stumbles Man. Man circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Man tries to land a front kick but Unchained steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Unchained lands with a nice body punch.
Unchained lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Unchained bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Man slips under a jab from Unchained.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A jab from Man finds it's way through Unchained's defenses.
Unchained tries to land a leg kick but Man saw it coming and moves away.
Unchained lands a jab.
Man lands a head shot.
Nice straight punches there by Unchained. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Unchained.
Man is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Man slips a straight right by Unchained.
Unchained misses with a shot to the body
and Man counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Unchained thinking.
Man pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Unchained misses with a low kick as Man jumps back.
Unchained just misses with a punch to the body.
Unchained throws a hook but Man blocks it.
Unchained uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Man has time to react.
A nice leg kick lands there from Man.
Unchained chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Man can pounce on him.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Man connects with a crisp jab.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Unchained looks to throw the jab but Man is out of range.

Man gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Man tries to throw a body punch but Unchained avoids it by throwing Man back against the cage.
Man goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A left hand lands to the body for Unchained.
Man prevents a body shot from Unchained.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Unchained tries to work over Man's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Man fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Man working aggressively here.
Unchained tries to throw a body punch but Man avoids it by throwing Unchained back against the cage.
Unchained lands a nice uppercut.
Man can't find room to land a body shot as Unchained controls the action.
Unchained crunches a lovely knee into Man's ribcage.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Man blocks a couple of punches on the inside.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Unchained fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Unchained tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A short right from Man.
Man scores with a hook to the body.
Man softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Man misses with a hook to the ribs.
Man blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Man working aggressively here.
Epic Man has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Man pushes Unchained back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Man.
Unchained with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Man tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Unchained lands an uppercut.
Unchained lands a left hand that snaps the head of Man backwards.
Man throws a head punch that misses.
Man has a couple of punches blocked by Unchained.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A battle for position here, against the cage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Unchained wants to stall.
Unchained working Man over with knees to the body.
Unchained prevents a body shot from Man.
Unchained wants to break the clinch but can't.
Man is working Unchained over against the cage.
Man tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Man goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A short right from Man on the inside.
Unchained prevents a body shot from Man.

Unchained pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Man lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Unchained pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Unchained thows a body shot but no joy.
Unchained takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Man doesn't manage to clinch there - Unchained circles away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Epic Man will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Django Unchained's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!

Nice defenses there by Unchained.
A chopping leg kick lands by Man.
Man throws a low kick, looking for Unchained's leg but Unchained calmly moves out of range.
A clash of legs there as Man blocks the low kick.
Man lands a leg kick that knocks Unchained off balance momentarily.
Unchained throws out a leg kick but Man moves out of range and Unchained only half commits.
Unchained looks to score with a jab to the body but Man is just out of range.

Unchained tries to keep at a distance but Man has taken the fight into the clinch.
Man gets through Unchained's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Unchained tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Man's elbow.
Unchained trying to land knees to the body.

Unchained manages to break the clinch.
Unchained moves out of range of the body kick.
Unchained throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Man sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Unchained throws a nice outside leg kick.
Unchained's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Unchained takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Man uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Unchained has time to react.
Unchained gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Man.
Man on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Unchained uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Man.
Man keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Unchained circles away from the clinch attempt.
Man does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Man cracks Unchained with an open hand slap.
Man lands with a nice body punch.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Man takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Unchained misses with a wild body shot.
Unchained blocks the body kick.
Man uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Unchained.
Unchained lands a nice shot to the body.
Man gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Man connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Django Unchained has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Man keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Man looks to land a right hand but Unchained moved out of range.
Unchained throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Man tries to clinch up but Unchained circles away and keeps his distance.
Unchained throws a nice outside leg kick.
Nice defenses there by Man.
Man waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Unchained.
Man lands a front kick.
Unchained takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Some bone on bone action there as Unchained checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Man cracks Unchained with a right hand to the side of the head.
Man scores with the left hand. Unchained knows he should have avoided that one.
A leg kick checked by Man.
Unchained takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Unchained throws a jab when Man was well out of range.
Man lands a lovely overhand right.
Man has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Unchained.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Unchained swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Man moves out of range of the strikes.
Man drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.

Man closes the distance and clinches.
A short right from Man on the inside.

Unchained manages to break the clinch.
Unchained is looking to slow Man down with leg kicks.
Man throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Unchained sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Man pushes Unchained away with a front kick.
Man fails to land with a series of punches.
Unchained fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Man checks a leg kick.
Man misses with a body kick.
Man fails with an attempt to clinch.
Man slips under a jab from Unchained.
A good leg kick by Man.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Man forces Unchained back against the cage and clinches.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Man misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Unchained blocks an uppercut.
Man trying to land knees to the body.
Unchained is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Man misses with an elbow strike.
Man wants to stall.
Unchained lands a hook to the side of the head.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Man creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Unchained swings wildly with an uppercut but Man uses good head movement to avoid it.
Man prevents Unchained from breaking the clinch.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Unchained wants to break the clinch but can't.
Unchained's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Epic Man is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Man leaning against his opponent.

And that's the end of the fight!
Epic Man showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Man has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 30:27
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 30:29
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 30:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Epic Man!
Epic Man decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
Django Unchained spoke after the fight, saying 'This was not supposed to happen.'.