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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Joey Engle (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jeffrey Lebowski (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Lebowski has chosen Venetian Snares - Vida as his entrance music. Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the prize buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!
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275 lbs
13 - 6 - 1 |
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190 cm
29
285 lbs
12 - 5 - 0 |
Great wrestler
World class MT
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
Dangerous knees
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
13 - 6 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Joey Engle!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
12 - 5 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Jeffrey Lebowski!
The judges for this bout are Nard Betker, Paulsen Ambrosius and Albert Achterberg.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Engle fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Lebowski manages to avoid it.
Engle really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Lebowski tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Engle was well out of range. Poor timing from Lebowski.
Engle throws out a leg kick but Lebowski moves out of range and Engle only half commits.
Jeffrey Lebowski seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Lebowski misses with a hook. Engle ducked under it nicely.
Engle misses with a low kick.
Engle takes one to the side of the head.
Lebowski throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Engle counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Lebowski thinking.
Lebowski bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Engle lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Lebowski has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Lebowski and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Engle throws a quick inside leg kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Lebowski jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Lebowski takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Lebowski throws a hook to the side of Engle's head but Engle sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Lebowski scores with a jab to the jaw.
Engle throws a body punch but Lebowski moves out of range.
Engle misses with a hook.
Lebowski tries to clinch up.
Lebowski throws an overhand right that lands on Engle's shoulder, as Engle tries to avoid the shot.
Engle lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Engle swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Engle throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Lebowski throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Engle cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
It looks like Jeffrey Lebowski has been cut.
Engle thuds a left hand into Lebowski's body.
Engle throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Lebowski misses the shot to the body.
Lebowski swings widly with a right hand
and Engle moves into the clinch.
Lebowski lands a right hand that snaps the head of Engle backwards.
Engle is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Engle managing to block the knees to the body from Lebowski.
Nice body punch from Lebowski.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Engle blocks an elbow strike from Lebowski.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Lebowski just misses with a elbow thrown towards Engle's brow.
Lebowski throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Lebowski pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lebowski tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Engle wants to get back to striking at distance but Lebowski won't allow it.
Lebowski misses with a punch to the body.
Lebowski has Engle pushed against the cage.
Lebowski with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Engle tries to circle away but Lebowski has him pinned against the cage.
Lebowski crunches a lovely knee into Engle's ribcage.
Engle is breathing heavily.
A shot in the inside from Lebowski.
Lebowski tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Lebowski has Engle pushed against the cage.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Lebowski just misses with a elbow thrown towards Engle's brow.
Lebowski lands a damaging elbow.
It looks like Joey Engle has been cut.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Knees in the clinch landing for Lebowski.
Lebowski pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Engle avoids a wild elbow strike from Lebowski.
Engle tries to break the clinch but Lebowski is controlling the position.
Knees to the body from Lebowski.
Engle blocking some punches.
Engle blocks an elbow strike.
Engle blocks a body shot from Lebowski.
Lebowski landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Lebowski lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Lebowski works on Engle's body with a couple of short punches.
Lebowski creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Engle's defenses.
Lebowski throws an elbow but it misses.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lebowski lands an uppercut.
Lebowski has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. So far he's outscoring his opponent in the clinch so it seems to have been worthwhile.
Lebowski lands a nice uppercut.
Lebowski displaying some good clinch control by pressing Engle up against the cage.
Engle managing to block the knees to the body from Lebowski.
Lebowski lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Engle or not.
Nice body punch from Lebowski - that landed with a thud.
Lebowski scores with an uppercut up the middle.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Lebowski.
Lebowski lands with a short head shot on the inside.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Engle on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Lebowski pressing his opponent against the cage.
Lebowski struggles to land a body shot inside as Engle controls his hands.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Jeffrey Lebowski dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Engle slips a jab and a cross from Lebowski.
Engle moves out of range of the strikes.
Lebowski uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Engle has time to react.
Lebowski tries to close the distance and clinch up but Engle swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Lebowski throws a jab when Engle was well out of range.
Lebowski throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Lebowski circles to his right before unloading a perfect head kick! Engle drops to the canvas, hurt badly! Lebowski follows Engle to the ground and unloads with a series of strikes that force the referee to step in and end the fight! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:28 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jeffrey Lebowski!
Jeffrey Lebowski very nearly forgot to thank Steel Penn's Laundry 93% amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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