PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Daniel Speed (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Charlie Sheen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Sheen has chosen Winning! - Charlie Sheen as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?

Speed
vs
Sheen

200 cm
31
241 lbs
34 - 13 - 0

200 cm
30
266 lbs
24 - 10 - 2

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 34 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Daniel Speed!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 24 - 10 - 2, fighting out of Amsterdam, Charlie Sheen!
The judges for this bout are Tarja Halkonen, Arvi Lind and Anni Minnemäki.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sheen misses with a body kick.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Sheen.
Sheen throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Sheen ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Sheen swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Sheen takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Speed takes one on the button.

It looks like Daniel Speed has been cut.
Speed swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Speed shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Sheen slips a straight right by Speed.
Sheen misses with a series of wild punches.
Speed moves out of range of the strikes.
Speed lands with a good body shot.
Speed thumps Sheen with a low kick.
Speed chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Sheen connects with a crisp jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sheen takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Sheen throws a hook but Speed blocks it.
Speed scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!

It looks like Charlie Sheen has been cut.
Speed drops his hands momentarily and Sheen takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Sheen takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Speed throws the kick towards the body but Sheen avoids it.
Sheen scores with a nice head shot.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Speed takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Sheen motions for Speed to come forward. Sheen throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Speed throws a body kick that misses.
Sheen blocks a head kick by Speed.
Sheen jabs at Speed's body.
Speed is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Speed checks a low kick from Sheen.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Speed on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.

Daniel Speed's cut is getting worse.
Speed with a jab.
Speed fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Sheen has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Speed uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Sheen.
A big left from Speed misses.
A big left from Speed misses.
Speed connects with a leg kick. Sheen looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Sheen thows a left - swing and a miss!
Sheen throws a hook to the side of Speed's head but Speed sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Sheen checks a leg kick nicely.
Sheen lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.

Daniel Speed's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.

Speed drives through with a takedown into Sheen's guard. Let's see what he can do from the top position.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.
Sheen is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sheen is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Speed is controlling him.
Sheen controlling Speed's posture.

The ref stands the fighters back up, due to lack of action by Charlie Sheen.
Speed connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Speed keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Speed ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
A decent looking cross lands there for Sheen.
Sheen moves out of range as Speed strikes.
Sheen fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Speed manages to avoid it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sheen walks forward, straight into a front kick from Speed.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Speed scores with a jab to the head.
Speed connects with a body shot.
Speed leaves Sheen with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Speed jabs Sheen to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Sheen looks winded!
Speed dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Sheen stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Speed.
Speed is looking to slow Sheen down with leg kicks.
Good leg kick by Speed there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Sheen takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Sheen has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Sheen there as he acknowledges the shot.
Speed throws a leg kick which misses Sheen's front leg but catches the back leg as Sheen tries to avoid it.
Sheen is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Speed had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Sheen takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Daniel Speed will probably get the nod.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Speed lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Speed throws a quick inside leg kick.
Speed throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Speed waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Sheen.
Speed lands with a kick to the temple. Sheen shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Speed swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Sheen punishes Speed's body with a nice straight punch.
Speed pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Sheen with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Speed fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Donk. Speed catches Sheen right on the button with a cross.
Speed misses with a body kick.
Speed dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Good leg kick by Speed there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Daniel Speed seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Speed looks for the body kick but Sheen saw that one coming.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sheen checks the leg kick.
Speed lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Speed.
Sheen tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Speed was well out of range. Poor timing from Sheen.
Sheen throws an overhand right that lands on Speed's shoulder, as Speed tries to avoid the shot.
Speed lands with a straight right. Sheen didn't see that one coming.

That has opened up Charlie Sheen's cut even more.
Speed misses with a low kick as Sheen jumps back.
Sheen scores with a sloppy right hand. Speed should have avoided that one.
Sheen throws a hook but Speed blocks it.
Speed's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Speed duly obliges.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Sheen misses with a straight right.
Speed goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Sheen takes one to the chin there.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sheen throws a jab when Speed was well out of range.
Speed scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Speed takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Speed uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Sheen.
Sheen's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Speed throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Sheen throws a left and a right that both miss
and Speed counters with a straight right hand.
Sheen is breathing heavily.
Sheen scores with a spinning back kick!
Speed lands with a good body shot.
Speed chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Speed lands a nice leg kick that just misses Sheen's sensitive parts.
A telegraphed right hand from Sheen misses the target.
Sheen lands a slapping body shot.
Speed throws a leg kick but Sheen checks it.
Sheen tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting Speed here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Speed ducks under a wild hook from Sheen.
Speed cracks the inside of Sheen's front leg.
Speed closes the distance and lands a one-two.

The cut above Charlie Sheen's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Speed looks for the body kick but Sheen saw that one coming.
Speed connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Speed throws out a leg kick but Sheen moves out of range and Speed only half commits.
Speed with a nice cross.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Speed throws a leg kick which misses Sheen's front leg but catches the back leg as Sheen tries to avoid it.
Speed lands a leg kick that knocks Sheen off balance momentarily.
Speed steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Sheen.
Speed throws a nice head kick!

Charlie Sheen's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.

Speed cracks Sheen with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Speed has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Sheen to stand back up!

Sheen is rocked!

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Charlie Sheen's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:56 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Daniel Speed!
Daniel Speed managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, Perkele!, into his post fight interview.