PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Raimo Rento (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Gordon Ramsay (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Ramsay's choice of entrance music: London Calling. On his way into the cage it seems that Raimo Rento has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Raimo Rento seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Rento
vs
Ramsay

205 cm
24
280 lbs
7 - 1 - 0

193 cm
25
239 lbs
8 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

KAISER Nutrition (160!/220$)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Raimo Rento!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Gordon Ramsay!
The judges for this bout are Jonathan Paton, Dean Styles and Chad Campbell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Rento with a hook.

It looks like Gordon Ramsay has been cut.
Ramsay misses with a takedown attempt - Rento sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Rento swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Ramsay moves forwards but Rento connects with a nice, crisp jab.

Ramsay darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Rento trying to hold on to Ramsay's head to control him but Ramsay postures up.

Ramsay is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
Ramsay wants to take a breather but Rento is having none of it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Rento moves into full guard.
Rento looking to hit a scissor sweep but Ramsay is one step ahead there.
Ramsay looking to control the position here, rather than advance.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Ramsay is holding a leg here, probably looking for an ankle lock - he drops back and goes for it! Rento is in trouble! Is it all over??? No! Rento has escaped and now he's on top!

Ramsay has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Rento can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.

Ramsay is looking for a triangle but Rento pushes his legs off easily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ramsay working a defensive guard here.

Ramsay is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.

Ramsay working for submissions but it's allowed Rento to get to half guard.
Rento performing his best blanket impression for a moment.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Ramsay actively working from the bottom here.
Rento performing his best blanket impression for a moment.
Ramsay is trying to maintain the position but Rento is very close to passing his half guard.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.

Ramsay actively working from the bottom here.

Ramsay looking for submissions off his back.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Raimo Rento will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Gordon Ramsay's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Ramsay throws a push kick but Rento slaps the foot to one side.
Rento lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Ramsay misses with a double jab.
Ramsay scoring well with a low kick there.
Good work by Ramsay as he checks the leg kick.
Ramsay misses with a takedown attempt - Rento sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Ramsay throws a head kick that misses.
Ramsay throws a looping overhand right but Rento ducks down to avoid it.
Rento lands a slapping body shot.
Rento lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Ramsay fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
A head kick misses from Ramsay.
Jab, jab by Rento - just one landing.
Ramsay takes a swing at Rento's ribcage but misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ramsay fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Rento manages to avoid it.
Rento finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Ramsay circles away from the clinch attempt.
Ramsay shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Rento as he avoids it easily.
Rento looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Rento throws a jab when Ramsay was well out of range.
Raimo Rento is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

Rento lands a big uppercut and Ramsay crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Ramsay looks OK. Rento waves Ramsay back to his feet!

Ramsay is rocked!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Ramsay gets hit by the mother of all head kicks and drops to the canvas in a crumpled heap! Woooow, the Internet is going to be talking about this one for weeks!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:31 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Raimo Rento!
A victorious Raimo Rento thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.