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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Joe Jordan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jeffrey Lebowski (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Lebowski's choice of entrance music: Venetian Snares - Vida. Joe Jordan has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.
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280 lbs
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285 lbs
11 - 4 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
Dangerous knees
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
12 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Joe Jordan!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
11 - 4 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Jeffrey Lebowski!
The judges for this bout are Paulsen Ambrosius, Albert Achterberg and Paul Aken.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lebowski fails with an attempt to clinch.
Jordan fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Lebowski manages to avoid it.
Lebowski tries to clinch up.
A looping hook to the body misses from Lebowski. Jordan does a little dance to reset his feet.
Jordan circles away from the clinch attempt.
Lebowski fails with an attempt to clinch.
Jordan lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Lebowski at a distance.
Lebowski misses with an attempted mid kick.
We can't be sure of the tactics at this early stage but we have heard that Lebowski has been working on his takedowns a lot in the buildup to the fight and we can only assume he's going to look to take this to the mat.
Jordan misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Jordan throws a head kick that misses.
Jordan keeps the fight on the outside.
A looping hook to the body misses from Jordan. Lebowski does a little dance to reset his feet.
Lebowski is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Jordan connects with a high kick.
It looks like Jeffrey Lebowski has been cut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Jordan throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Lebowski on the side of the head.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Lebowski tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Jordan counters with a straight right hand.
A combination from Lebowski does no damage.
Lebowski is looking to clinch.
Jordan pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Lebowski tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Jordan throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Lebowski stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Lebowski tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Jordan paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Lebowski lands a really nice looking cross but Jordan seems unphased.
Jordan misses with a wild body shot.
Lebowski tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Jordan dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Jordan scores with a head kick.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Lebowski misses with a series of wild punches.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nice defenses there by Lebowski.
Jordan misses with a hook. Lebowski ducked under it nicely.
Lebowski wants to clinch up but Jordan keeps it at a distance.
Lebowski tries to clinch but Jordan is having none of it.
A leg kick checked by Lebowski.
Jordan misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Lebowski.
Jordan is looking to wear down Lebowski with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Lebowski throws a jab when Jordan was well out of range.
Lebowski throws a head kick that Jordan semi-blocks.
Lebowski closes the distance looking to clinch
and Jordan connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
That has opened up Jeffrey Lebowski's cut even more.
Jordan fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Lebowski.
Jordan uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jordan misses with a straight right.
Jordan fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Lebowski is out of range.
Lebowski moves into the clinch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Jordan.
Jordan can't find room to land a body shot as Lebowski controls the action.
Lebowski lands a shot to the body.
Still in the clinch, Jordan scores with a nice short uppercut.
Nice elbow from Lebowski.
It looks like Joe Jordan has been cut.
Lebowski blocks a body shot from Jordan.
Jordan tries to stall but Lebowski uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Lebowski landing knees to the body.
Jordan is breathing heavily.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Jordan blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Jordan tries to throw a body punch but Lebowski avoids it by throwing Jordan back against the cage.
Lebowski throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Jordan takes an elbow to the forehead.
Lebowski using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Jordan has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lebowski pushes Jordan back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
I was talking to Jordan's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
Nice elbow from Lebowski.
Jordan swings wildly with an uppercut but Lebowski uses good head movement to avoid it.
Lebowski blocks an uppercut.
Jordan lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Lebowski unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Jordan misses with a punch on the inside.
Lebowski using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Lebowski tries to land a knee to the head but Jordan blocks with his arms.
Lebowski lands a knee to the head.
Lebowski scores with a shot to the side of Jordan's head.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Jordan takes a knee to the side of the body.
Lebowski crunches a lovely knee into Jordan's ribcage.
Lebowski missing with knees to the body.
Lebowski with a knee to the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Jeffrey Lebowski will probably get the nod.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Lebowski moves into range and clinches up with Jordan.
Jordan digs a right hand underneath Lebowski's ribcage. Lebowski let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Jordan takes an elbow to the temple.
Jeffrey Lebowski seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Lebowski tries to throw a body punch but Jordan avoids it by throwing Lebowski back against the cage.
Jordan lands with a left to the head.
Jordan throws a head punch that misses.
Jordan avoids the elbow strike from Lebowski, against the cage.
Lebowski creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Jordan's defenses.
Jordan managing to block the knees to the body from Lebowski.
Lebowski misses with an elbow over the top.
Jordan goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Jordan misses with a short punch on the inside.
Lebowski tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Jordan avoids it.
Jordan misses with the head strike.
Lebowski using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Jordan has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Lebowski tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Lebowski tries to land a knee to the head but Jordan blocks with his arms.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Lebowski with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Lebowski misses with an elbow strike.
Jordan takes a shot to the head.
Lebowski lands a left hand that snaps the head of Jordan backwards.
Jordan swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Lebowski tries to work over Jordan's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Lebowski swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Lebowski with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Jordan lands a right hand that snaps the head of Lebowski backwards.
Jordan lands a shot to the body.
Lebowski is breathing heavily.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Lebowski tries to land a knee to the head but Jordan blocks with his arms.
Jordan lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Lebowski creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Lebowski is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Jordan is defending well for now.
Jordan goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Jordan avoids a wild elbow strike from Lebowski.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jordan takes an elbow to the temple.
Lebowski throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Jordan blocks it with crossed arms.
Lebowski misses with an elbow over the top.
Knees in the clinch landing for Lebowski.
With the fighters up against the cage, Lebowski throws an elbow but misses.
Jordan swings wildly with an uppercut but Lebowski uses good head movement to avoid it.
Jordan softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Lebowski softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Lebowski gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Lebowski tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Jordan blocks the elbow strike.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Jordan.
Jordan goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Jordan dodges an elbow strike from Lebowski.
Lebowski tries to work over Jordan's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lebowski lands an elbow just above Jordan 's eye.
A nice left hand lands by Jordan.
Jordan lands a body shot.
Lebowski throws a punch but it's blocked by Jordan.
Lebowski looking to throw knees to the head but Jordan is blocking nicely.
Lebowski unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Lebowski throws an elbow but it misses.
Jordan tries to work over Lebowski's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Jordan lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Lebowski misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Jordan.
A nice left hand lands by Lebowski.
Jordan is leaning against Lebowski and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Jordan blocks an elbow strike.
Jordan has a couple of punches blocked by Lebowski.
A shot in the inside from Jordan.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lebowski with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Jordan misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A short right from Jordan on the inside.
The cut above Jeffrey Lebowski's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Jordan misses with some punches.
Jordan is trying to stall.
Lebowski lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Jordan backwards.
Jordan misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Nice elbow from Lebowski.
Lebowski lands an elbow that stopped Jordan in his tracks for a moment.
Lebowski looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Still in the clinch, Jordan scores with a nice short uppercut.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Lebowski lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Lebowski misses with a knee strike.
Lebowski tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Jordan avoids it.
A right handed body shot lands from Jordan.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Jeffrey Lebowski will probably get the nod - 10:9.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. And we move into the final round!
Jordan motions for Lebowski to come forward. Jordan throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Lebowski misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Lebowski tries to close the distance and clinch but Jordan swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Lebowski slips a straight right by Jordan.
Jordan misses the shot to the body.
Lebowski throws a lazy head kick
enabling Jordan to counter with a crisp jab.
Lebowski tries to clinch but Jordan moves out of range.
Lebowski lets loose with a powerful body kick. Jordan will feel that in the morning.
Jordan throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Lebowski sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Jordan swings for the body but Lebowski moves out of range.
Lebowski tries to clinch there but Jordan circles away.
Lebowski blocks a jab.
Lebowski wants to clinch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Lebowski takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Lebowski connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Jordan momentarily.
Lebowski tries to land a leg kick but Jordan saw it coming and moves away.
Lebowski pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Lebowski has Jordan up against the cage in a clinch.
Lebowski takes a shot to the head.
Jordan tries to throw a body punch but Lebowski avoids it by throwing Jordan back against the cage.
Jordan managing to block the knees to the body from Lebowski.
Jordan fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Jordan stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Jordan misses with a short punch on the inside.
Joe Jordan has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lebowski lands an elbow inside.
Lebowski blocking some punches.
Jordan looking to slow down the pace here.
Lebowski throws an elbow that misses.
Lebowski utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Jordan lands with a right to the head.
Jordan throws a punch but it's blocked by Lebowski.
Lebowski lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Lebowski looking to throw knees to the head but Jordan is blocking nicely.
Lebowski is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Jordan is defending well for now.
Jordan misses with a body punch.
Lebowski lands with a right to the head.
Lebowski lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Jordan struggles to land a body shot inside as Lebowski controls his hands.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jordan working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Lebowski misses with a punch on the inside.
Lebowski creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Jordan's defenses.
Jordan blocks an elbow strike from Lebowski.
Lebowski blocking some punches.
Jordan throws a head punch that misses.
Jordan tries a body shot but Lebowski blocks it.
Jordan misses with a short punch on the inside.
A right handed body shot lands from Lebowski.
Lebowski misses with a knee to the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Lebowski lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Jordan backwards.
Lebowski scores with a knee to the head.
Lebowski softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Lebowski landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Lebowski with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Jordan is rocked!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lebowski lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Oh Jordan is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Joe Jordan's cut is getting worse.
Lebowski scores with a knee to the head.
The two fighters are battling for control here. Jordan trying to break out of Lebowski's Thai clinch. Lebowski unloads with a massive knee right up the middle that drops Jordan to the canvas! He's out cold! Wow, what a knee by Lebowski!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:18 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Knee). Jeffrey Lebowski!
Jeffrey Lebowski very nearly forgot to thank Steel Penn's Laundry 93% amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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