PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Weaver Zee (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Evil Kullervo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Zee comes to the cage accompanied by The tiger. Evil Kullervo has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Zee
vs
Kullervo

185 cm
22
220 lbs
9 - 0 - 0

186 cm
22
209 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank

Project Mayhem

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Weaver Zee!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Evil Kullervo!
The judges for this bout are Summer Carpenter, Eliza Hachem and Steve Erwin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Zee thows a body shot but no joy.
Kullervo scores with a kick to the midsection.
Zee tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Kullervo was well out of range. Poor timing from Zee.
Kullervo pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Kullervo feints and then cracks Zee's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Zee down.
Zee throws a nice looking combination but Kullervo bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Zee fails with a takedown attempt.
Zee on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Kullervo connects with a high kick.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Kullervo tries a head kick but it misses.
Kullervo throws a leg kick which misses Zee's front leg but catches the back leg as Zee tries to avoid it.
Kullervo tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Zee was well out of range. Poor timing from Kullervo.
Nice jab there from Zee.
Zee shoots in but no luck this time.
Zee throws a body punch but Kullervo moves out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kullervo displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Zee.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Weaver Zee. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Zee stuns Kullervo with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Kullervo lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Zee slips a straight right by Kullervo.
Zee has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Kullervo.
Zee has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Kullervo.
Zee is breathing heavily.
Zee doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!

Kullervo fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Zee, pushing him back against the cage.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Kullervo misses with a punch to the body.
Kullervo misses with a punch on the inside.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Kullervo breaks from the clinch.
Nice jab there from Kullervo.
Kullervo bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Zee.

Kullervo moves into the clinch.
Kullervo lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Kullervo is stalling here.
Kullervo lands a nice uppercut.

Zee wants the takedown. Kullervo is fighting it off but Zee persists and manages to bring the fight to the ground, ending up in Kullervo's guard against the cage.
Kullervo is trying to control the position but Zee postures up.
Zee throwing strikes from guard but Kullervo blocks nicely.
Kullervo keeping moving, preventing Zee from controlling successfully.

Zee got a little sloppy there for a moment and Kullervo has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Zee has managed to get both his arms back between Kullervo's legs - danger averted.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kullervo is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
Zee wants to sweep but Kullervo has passed to side control!

Kullervo looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
The referee tells the fighters to keep busy.
Zee tries to buck Kullervo off but Kullervo is having none of it.
A lull in the action here as Kullervo stalls from top position.

Kullervo tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Zee is not content to let Kullervo control the position.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Kullervo moving around in side mount but really he's just happy to control for now.
Zee tries to get back to half guard but can't.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Kullervo working away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Evil Kullervo dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Jab from Zee.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Zee crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Kullervo - the referee stops the clock and Zee gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Kullervo. Zee manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Zee missing with a left hand there. Kullervo was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Evil Kullervo seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Zee takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Zee pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Kullervo throws a nice head kick!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Zee has a takedown stuffed.
Zee looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Kullervo lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Zee throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Zee misses with a wild body shot.
Zee throws a hook but Kullervo blocks it.
Kullervo ducks under a wild hook from Zee.
Kullervo throws out a powerful jab.

Zee is rocked!

Kullervo clinches up against the cage.
Oh Zee is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Kullervo stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Kullervo throws a big uppercut that drops Zee! More strikes from Kullervo and the referee jumps in to stop the fight! Zee lies dazed against the cage as Kullervo celebrates with his cornermen!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:08 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Evil Kullervo!
Evil Kullervo seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.