PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Rumina Sato (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Steve Stifler (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Sato's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Call to prayer of islam. Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the prize buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!

Sato
vs
Stifler

185 cm
33
175 lbs
16 - 11 - 0

185 cm
34
187 lbs
21 - 19 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Granite chin

Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Jihad Fight Gear-Outkast Infidels Version
Jihad Fight Gear-Outkast Infidels Version

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 11 - 0, fighting out of London, Rumina Sato!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 21 - 19 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Steve Stifler !
The judges for this bout are Paul Aken, Saam Ante and Aafke Stam.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Sato, right into the meat.
Sato takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Sato misses with a low kick.
Stifler lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Stifler .
Stifler stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Sato.
Sato throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Sato uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Stifler .
Stifler changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Sato tries to avoid it but Stifler manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Sato to the ground. Sato escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Sato showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Stifler .
A shot to the body from Stifler misses
and Sato counters with an outside leg kick.
Sato tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Stifler was well out of range. Poor timing from Sato.
Sato throws a leg kick but Stifler moved away.
Sato throws a jab when Stifler was well out of range.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Stifler misses the shot to the body.
Sato throws a leg kick that misses.
Sato looks to land a body kick but Stifler moved away.
Stifler lands a right hook to the body.
Sato looks to land a right hand but Stifler moved out of range.

Stifler gets in close and instigates a clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Sato escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Sato plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Nice cross by Sato.
Nice defenses there by Sato.
A swing and a miss from Stifler .
Sato thumps Stifler with a low kick.
Sato connects with a right hand. Stifler shakes it off.
A punch lands to the side of Stifler 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Sato scores with a shot to the body.
Stifler fails to land the takedown.
Stifler fails with a takedown attempt.
Rumina Sato has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Steve Stifler .
Sato swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Sato attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sato is looking to chop away at Stifler 's legs.
Stifler throws a nice looking combination but Sato bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Sato fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Stifler is out of range.
Sato scores with a shot to the body.
Stifler fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Sato attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Sato seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Stifler misses with a straight right.
Good work by Stifler as he checks the leg kick.
Stifler takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Sato avoids the body shot from Stifler .
Stifler ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Sato moves away.
Stifler moves out of range as Sato throws a body kick.
Sato scores with a punch to the head.
Stifler doesn't manage to clinch there - Sato circles away.
Stifler ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Sato fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sato bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
A nice inside leg kick there by Sato. That's going to slow Stifler down.
Stifler jabs Sato right on the nose. Sato blinks but takes it well.
Stifler throws a jab when Sato was well out of range.
Stifler tries to clinch up.
Stifler ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Sato moves away.
A decent looking cross lands there for Stifler .
Stifler throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Sato's waist but Sato gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Stifler off to one side.
Stifler looks to clinch
and Sato cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Sato lands with a thumping leg kick.
Sato tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
The fight stays on the outside here - Stifler looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Sato lands with a straight right. Stifler didn't see that one coming.
Stifler on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.

Stifler closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
Sato is sneaking out the side here. He's bucked Stifler off and has taken his back!
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Stifler looking very determined here, making life difficult for Sato.
Sato is not going to allow Stifler to sit and survive in this position.
Stifler is keeping busy.
Stifler tries to roll but Sato sticks to his back.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Sato has the hooks sunk in and you can see the will to fight slowly draining out of Stifler 's body.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Stifler tries to break free.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Sato is looking cool and calm here, just waiting for a good opportunity to attack and finish the fight from this dominant position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Rumina Sato will probably get the nod.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Sato doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Sato misses with a low kick.
Sato misses with a low kick.
Stifler is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Sato rather than just go for the knockout.
Sato misses with a lunging right hand
and Stifler counters with a straight right hand.
Rumina Sato is winning the standup battle so far.
Sato tries to land a leg kick but Stifler saw it coming and moves away.
Sato tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Stifler is able to avoid easily.
Stifler connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Sato momentarily.
Sato jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Sato tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Stifler is able to avoid easily.
Sato is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Stifler has been working his punching technique in the buildup to the fight and it appears to be paying off.
Sato fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Stifler checks it well.
Sato misses the jab.
Sato takes a swing at Stifler 's ribcage but misses.
Stifler misses with a body punch
and Sato counters with a nice low kick that buckles Stifler 's knee momentarily.
Stifler looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Stifler shoots in for a takedown but Sato shows good takedown defense.
Sato closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Stifler takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Sato moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Sato throws a head kick that misses.
Stifler misses with a double jab
and Sato counters with a nice low kick that buckles Stifler 's knee momentarily.
Stifler scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Stifler tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
A swing and a miss from Stifler .
Stifler fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Stifler avoids the head kick by Sato.
Sato throws a head kick but Stifler moves out of range.
Sato is looking to score with low kicks.
Sato tries a head kick but it misses.
Rumina Sato is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Stifler uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Sato.
Stifler blocks a leg kick.
The fighters circling - Stifler throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Sato throws a low kick but Stifler avoids it.
Stifler ducks under a wild hook from Sato.
Stifler tries for a takedown but Sato sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Rumina Sato has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Steve Stifler .
Stifler fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Sato manages to avoid it.
Sato finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Sato throws a head kick but Stifler moves out of range.
Sato slips under a jab.
Stifler shoots for a double leg takedown but Sato sprawls well. He's pushed Stifler 's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Sato connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Sato slips under a jab from Stifler .
Sato is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Stifler misses with a jab, cross combination.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sato takes a jab right on the kisser.
Sato throws a leg kick but Stifler moved away.
A big right from Sato misses.
Stifler moves away from the strike by Sato.
Stifler lands a body shot.
Stifler shoots in but Sato avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Nice defenses there by Sato.
Sato cracks Stifler with a right hand to the side of the head.
Sato with a hook.
Stifler changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Sato tries to avoid it but Stifler manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Sato to the ground. Sato escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Jab, jab by Stifler - just one landing.
Some wild striking there from Stifler .
Sato avoids a punch combination nicely.
Stifler is breathing heavily.
Stifler swings and misses with a hook to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sato throws a sloppy head kick and Stifler moves out of range easily.
A leg kick checked by Stifler .

Stifler closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. Sato did well to prevent Stifler getting side control.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Sato avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Stifler .
Sato pushes Stifler off but Stifler dives into side control.
Stifler working the body and head with strikes.
Sato taking punishment in the form of punches.
Sato is trying to buck Stifler off.
Sato is looking to regain half guard here but Stifler keeps moving and retains side control.
Sato wants to get back to his feet but Stifler drags him back down.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Stifler works a knee to the body and follows up with a nice elbow to the head.
Stifler working the ground and pound but Sato is defending the strikes.
Stifler working the body and head with strikes.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Steve Stifler will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.

Stifler checks a leg kick.
A telegraphed right hand from Stifler misses the target.
Sato lands with a nice body kick.
Stifler fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Sato manages to avoid it.
Sato tries to land a leg kick but Stifler saw it coming and moves away.
Stifler scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Sato doesn't seem bothered though.
Stifler misses with the combination.
Sato is looking to score with low kicks.
Stifler checks a leg kick.
Stifler bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Sato's head backwards.
Sato throws a body punch but Stifler moves out of range.
Stifler keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Stifler ducks under a wild hook from Sato.
Stifler looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Stifler lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sato misses with a low kick.
Stifler takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Stifler scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Sato doesn't seem bothered though.
Stifler throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Sato connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Sato throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Sato wants to land a leg kick but Stifler is out of range.
Sato waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Stifler .
Stifler uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Sato.
Sato thumps Stifler with a low kick.
Stifler fails with a takedown attempt.
Stifler looks to land a combination but Sato avoids it well.
Stifler takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sato motions for Stifler to come forward. Sato throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Sato avoids the body shot from Stifler .
Stifler wants to clinch.
Sato misses with an uppercut.
Stifler 's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Sato connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Stifler scrambles back to his feet.
Sato connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Sato fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Stifler manages to avoid it.
Sato moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Some wild striking there from Stifler .
Stifler ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Sato moves away.
A slow jab from Stifler misses its intended target.
Stifler checks a leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Stifler shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Sato pinned against the cage. Sato gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Rumina Sato has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Steve Stifler .
Stifler shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Sato defends it nicely.
Stifler thows a body shot but no joy.
The crowd cheers as Stifler lands an impressive looking overhand right. Sato doesn't seem phased though.
Stifler chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Sato can pounce on him.
Stifler misses with a hook. Sato ducked under it nicely.
Sato throws a low kick, looking for Stifler 's leg but Stifler calmly moves out of range.
Sato lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Stifler moves out of range of the strikes.
Sato smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Nice uppercut lands for Stifler . That snapped Sato's head back.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Sato, right into the meat.
Sato throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Sato pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Stifler misses with an uppercut
and Sato makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Stifler misses with a left hand
and Sato counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Sato throws a nice head kick!
Sato throws a shot from downtown. Stifler moves away and avoids it.
Stifler bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Sato works Stifler 's body with a nice hook.
Stifler keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Sato misses with a low kick as Stifler jumps back.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Sato takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Stifler listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Stifler 's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Stifler shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Sato as he jumps to the side.
Nice defenses there by Stifler .

And that's the end of the fight!
Rumina Sato showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Sato has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Paul Aken scores the fight 29:28
Judge Saam Ante scores the fight 29:28
Judge Aafke Stam scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Rumina Sato!
Rumina Sato took some time post fight to say the following; 'Remember, a vote for islam is a vote for retardation.'.