PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Clark Dlgirhadsgklasdjf (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bob Coy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Clark Dlgirhadsgklasdjf is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Dlgirhadsgklasdjf
vs
Coy

185 cm
18
180 lbs
4 - 3 - 0

190 cm
18
170 lbs
0 - 2 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Big heart

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of London, Clark Dlgirhadsgklasdjf!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Bob Coy!
The judges for this bout are James Atkins, Phil Schofield and Richard Clark.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Coy drives through and clinches with Dlgirhadsgklasdjf against the cage.
Coy jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Dlgirhadsgklasdjf walks away with a smile on his face. Coy gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Dlgirhadsgklasdjf wants it to stay on the feet.
Coy shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Dlgirhadsgklasdjf defends it nicely.
Clark Dlgirhadsgklasdjf has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Bob Coy.
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Coy motions for Dlgirhadsgklasdjf to come forward. Coy throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Coy tries to score a power double leg takedown but Dlgirhadsgklasdjf sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Coy somewhat.
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf moves to clinch but Coy breaks away
and Coy counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.

Dlgirhadsgklasdjf gets tackled into the cage by Coy. Coy maintains the clinch.
Coy blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Coy fails to pull guard.
Coy is trying to force a seperation but Dlgirhadsgklasdjf has the dominant position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf leaning against his opponent.
Coy with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Coy can't break the clinch.
Coy wants to break the clinch but can't.
Coy working hard to break the clinch.
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Coy tries for a takedown. No joy.
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf avoiding damage.
Coy is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Coy can't break the clinch.
Coy misses with a knee to the head.
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf controlling the action here for a moment.
Coy fails to pull guard.
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Coy is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Coy misses with a hook to the ribs.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Coy's efforts to push away.
Coy is trying to break free.
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf blocks a body shot from Coy.
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf tries to work over Coy's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Coy throws a head punch that misses.
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf gets underhooks to prevent Coy's takedown attempt.
Coy is trying to pull guard but Dlgirhadsgklasdjf turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf stalling in the clinch.
Coy fails to pull guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Coy has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Dlgirhadsgklasdjf avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf stalls.

Coy manages to break the clinch.
Coy swats away the attempt to clinch by Dlgirhadsgklasdjf.
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf stuffs the takedown.
Clark Dlgirhadsgklasdjf seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The fight stays on the outside here - Dlgirhadsgklasdjf looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Coy keeps the fight on the outside.
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf tries to clinch but Coy moves out of range.
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf wants to clinch up but Coy keeps it at a distance.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Bob Coy will probably get the nod.
That's time! Back to the action!

Coy closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Coy changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf tries to close the distance and clinch up but Coy swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf fails in his attempt to clinch.

Coy clinches up with Dlgirhadsgklasdjf and pushes him back against the cage.
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf displaying some good clinch control by pressing Coy up against the cage.

Coy breaks from the clinch.

Coy dives in and scores a takedown into Dlgirhadsgklasdjf's guard.
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf has a closed guard, preventing Coy from standing up.

Dlgirhadsgklasdjf has butterfly guard. He's looking to stand up here. He pushes Coy off him and springs to his feet nicely. The crowd applauds.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Dlgirhadsgklasdjf moves into the clinch successfully.
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Coy is looking for a takedown.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Coy just misses with a elbow thrown towards Dlgirhadsgklasdjf's brow.
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf stalls.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
A frustrated look appears on Coy's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Coy is trying to pull guard but Dlgirhadsgklasdjf turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Coy is looking to take this one to the mat.
Clark Dlgirhadsgklasdjf has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Bob Coy.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Coy struggles to land a body shot inside as Dlgirhadsgklasdjf controls his hands.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Coy tries to circle away but Dlgirhadsgklasdjf has him pinned against the cage.
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf stalling against the cage.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Clark Dlgirhadsgklasdjf.
Coy fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf tries to clinch up but Coy circles away and keeps his distance.
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf is looking to clinch but Coy is avoiding it.
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Coy manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf is looking to clinch but Coy is avoiding it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf blocks a head kick by Coy.
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf wants to clinch.

The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf forces Coy back against the cage and clinches.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf stalling in the clinch.
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf seems to have come into the fight with the intention of avoiding any damage in the clinch, rather than actually showing any aggression.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Coy blocks a body shot from Dlgirhadsgklasdjf.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Clark Dlgirhadsgklasdjf will probably get the nod.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!

Coy tries to land a front kick but Dlgirhadsgklasdjf steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Clark Dlgirhadsgklasdjf is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Coy misses with the combination.

Coy fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Dlgirhadsgklasdjf, pushing him back against the cage.
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf leaning his opponent against the cage.
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.

Coy breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf fails with an attempt to clinch.
Coy shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Dlgirhadsgklasdjf sprawls well. Dlgirhadsgklasdjf wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Coy gets slowly back to his feet.
Coy swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Coy throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf tries to clinch but Coy moves out of range.
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf wants to clinch.
Coy misses with a takedown attempt - Dlgirhadsgklasdjf sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf is looking to clinch.
Coy tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Dlgirhadsgklasdjf swivels and escapes.
Clark Dlgirhadsgklasdjf has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Bob Coy.
Coy takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf fails with an attempt to clinch.
Coy shoots in looking for a takedown. Dlgirhadsgklasdjf tries to sprawl out of it but Coy keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Dlgirhadsgklasdjf manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf doesn't manage to clinch there - Coy circles away.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Coy fails to land the takedown.
Coy misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.

Dlgirhadsgklasdjf closes the distance and clinches.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Coy drops down looking for an ankle pick but Dlgirhadsgklasdjf pulls his leg out and moves away.
Coy keeps the fight on the outside.

Dlgirhadsgklasdjf clinches with his opponent.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf leaning against his opponent.
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf throws a punch but it's blocked by Coy.
Coy tries to circle away but Dlgirhadsgklasdjf has him pinned against the cage.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Clark Dlgirhadsgklasdjf.
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf wants to clinch up but Coy keeps it at a distance.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf tries to clinch up
and Coy counters with a nice body shot.

Dlgirhadsgklasdjf closes the distance and clinches.
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf misses with the head strike.
Coy working hard to break the clinch.
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf tries to land knees in the clinch but Coy avoids the damage to the body.
A right hand to the body from Dlgirhadsgklasdjf.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Coy working hard to break the clinch.
Dlgirhadsgklasdjf content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Coy wants to break the clinch but can't.

And that's the end of the fight!
Clark Dlgirhadsgklasdjf showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Dlgirhadsgklasdjf has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge James Atkins scores the fight for Clark Dlgirhadsgklasdjf!
Judge Phil Schofield scores the fight for Clark Dlgirhadsgklasdjf!
Judge Richard Clark scores the fight for Clark Dlgirhadsgklasdjf!

Clark Dlgirhadsgklasdjf wins by unanimous decision!