PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Beautiful Disaster (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Darius SemteXXXotika (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Disaster
vs
SemteXXXotika

188 cm
28
184 lbs
10 - 0 - 0

195 cm
34
170 lbs
11 - 10 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Granite chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Sex Panther! (160q recovery $149)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Beautiful Disaster!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Darius SemteXXXotika!
The judges for this bout are , Timothy Bukovac and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Disaster looks to score with a jab to the body but SemteXXXotika is just out of range.
SemteXXXotika is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Disaster fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
A punch combination from SemteXXXotika misses.
Disaster swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by SemteXXXotika.
Disaster tries to clinch up.
SemteXXXotika rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Disaster moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
SemteXXXotika thuds a left hand into Disaster's body.
Disaster fails in his attempt to clinch.
Disaster seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.

Disaster takes the fight into the clinch.
Disaster misses with the head strike.
Disaster misses with a body punch.
A body shot lands from Disaster.
SemteXXXotika misses with a body punch.
A short right from Disaster.
This has been an exciting period of action!
SemteXXXotika blocks a body shot from Disaster.
SemteXXXotika blocks an uppercut.
SemteXXXotika is trying to push Disaster away but Disaster has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
SemteXXXotika wants to break the clinch but can't.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Disaster lands a right hand.
SemteXXXotika prevents a body shot from Disaster.
SemteXXXotika wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Disaster throws a punch but it's blocked by SemteXXXotika.
Disaster misses with a short punch on the inside.
Disaster misses with a short punch on the inside.
SemteXXXotika wants to get back to striking at distance but Disaster won't allow it.
A head punch blocked on the inside by SemteXXXotika.
Disaster throws a punch but it's blocked by SemteXXXotika.
SemteXXXotika is trying to break the clinch but Disaster has him pressed against the cage.
SemteXXXotika can't break the clinch.
Nice body punch from Disaster - that landed with a thud.
Disaster lands a body punch.
A short uppercut from SemteXXXotika.
A left hand lands to the body for Disaster.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
SemteXXXotika throws a head punch that misses.
A nice right hand lands inside from Disaster.
Nice body punch from Disaster.
SemteXXXotika looks winded!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A shot in the inside from Disaster.
Disaster tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Disaster misses with a short punch on the inside.
Still in the clinch, Disaster scores with a nice short uppercut.
Disaster softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
SemteXXXotika is looking to break free of the clinch but Disaster has double underhooks.
Disaster working some nice short punches in the clinch.

SemteXXXotika is rocked!
Disaster creates a bit of space for himself and rocks SemteXXXotika with a big uppercut! SemteXXXotika tries to clinch up but Disaster pushes him back against the cage and lands another monster strike that crumples SemteXXXotika to the mat! SemteXXXotika covers up and Disaster unloads with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:32 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Beautiful Disaster!
An intense looking Beautiful Disaster took to the microphone post fight and gave a little speech: 'I train too hard man. Holla at everyone from weed nation...we stoned & training!'.