PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Derek Zoolander (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Karl Kennison (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Zoolander comes into the arena with Relax (Don't Do It)- Frankie Goes To Hollywood blaring out of the sound system. Kennison has chosen Snot- Stoopid as his entrance music. Karl Kennison has the eye of the tiger tonight.

Zoolander
vs
Kennison

172 cm
24
168 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

164 cm
26
160 lbs
14 - 1 - 0

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Derek Zoolander!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Karl Kennison!
The judges for this bout are Yves DeLean, Ian Loll and Trevor Gratis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Zoolander misses with a hook.
Zoolander throws out a loose jab but Kennison uses good head movement to avoid it.
Kennison scores with the left hand. Zoolander knows he should have avoided that one.
Kennison sizes up Zoolander with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Kennison wants to clinch up but Zoolander keeps it at a distance.
A swing and a miss from Kennison.

Kennison pushes Zoolander up against the cage in a clinch.
Kennison lands an uppercut.
Kennison lands an elbow that stopped Zoolander in his tracks for a moment.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Zoolander fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Zoolander tries to work over Kennison's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Zoolander stalling.
Kennison lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Zoolander lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Kennison scores with a nice hook to the head.
Kennison misses with a hook from the clinch.

Kennison escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Nice defenses there by Zoolander.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!

Kennison rushes Zoolander and presses him up against the cage.
Kennison throws a head punch that misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kennison prevents a body shot from Zoolander.
Zoolander swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Kennison tries to break free but Zoolander pushes him back against the cage.
Kennison is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Kennison swings wildly with an uppercut but Zoolander uses good head movement to avoid it.
Zoolander misses with a hook from the clinch.
Kennison fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Zoolander gets through Kennison's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Kennison's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Zoolander has a couple of punches blocked by Kennison.
Kennison tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Kennison works on Zoolander's body with a couple of short punches.
Zoolander takes a shot to the head.
Zoolander lands with a left to the head.
Zoolander dodges an elbow strike from Kennison.
Zoolander tries to throw a body punch but Kennison avoids it by throwing Zoolander back against the cage.
Kennison lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Kennison lands an uppercut.

Zoolander's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Kennison throws a shot from downtown. Zoolander moves away and avoids it.
Kennison darts in trying to clinch
and Zoolander cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Kennison loads up on a big right hand but Zoolander slips the punch.
Zoolander missing with a left hand there. Kennison was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
A big right from Kennison misses.
Karl Kennison seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A jab from Kennison does it's job there.
Kennison tries to clinch there but Zoolander circles away.
Zoolander scores with a jab to the jaw.
Decent striking displayed by Kennison there.
Kennison throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Zoolander fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Kennison throws a leg kick but Zoolander moved away.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Zoolander turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Kennison misses the body punch
and Kennison takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Kennison throws a lazy uppercut
letting Zoolander counter with a right hand.

Kennison is rocked!
Kennison plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Kennison throws a chopping leg kick but Zoolander manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Zoolander circles away from the clinch attempt.
Karl Kennison is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Zoolander takes a swing at Kennison's ribcage but misses.
Zoolander is looking light on his feet compared to last time was saw him fight.
Kennison misses with a hook.
Kennison stuffs the takedown attempt from Zoolander. Zoolander gets slowly back to his feet.
Kennison with a nice cross.
Kennison will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Kennison throws an off balance right hand
and Zoolander counters with a nice uppercut.
Zoolander tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Kennison was well out of range. Poor timing from Zoolander.
A telegraphed right hand from Kennison misses the target.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kennison stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!

Zoolander shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in side control! That's better than Zoolander was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
Zoolander in side control, throwing shots but Kennison defends.
A control attempt from Kennison but he's now mounted!
Kennison is really trying hard to get back to his feet.
Zoolander punching from mount but Kennison doing a good job of avoiding damage.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Zoolander scoring with strikes but Kennison is staying in there.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Karl Kennison will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Zoolander shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Kennison defends it nicely.

Kennison clinches.
Karl Kennison seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Kennison lands an elbow inside that Zoolander shrugs off.
Zoolander struggles to land a body shot inside as Kennison controls his hands.
Zoolander has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Kennison avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Kennison just misses with a elbow thrown towards Zoolander's brow.
Kennison is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Zoolander takes an elbow to the forehead.
Zoolander has a couple of punches blocked by Kennison.

Kennison escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Kennison bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Zoolander attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Kennison uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Kennison is looking to clinch.
Zoolander fails with a takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Derek Zoolander. That's going to take a lot out of him.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kennison tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Zoolander manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Zoolander tries to bum rush Kennison with a series of wild strikes but Kennison uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Kennison is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Kennison jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Kennison swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Kennison throws a lazy head kick
and Zoolander counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Zoolander thumps Kennison with a low kick.
Kennison tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Zoolander paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Kennison tries to close the distance and clinch but Zoolander swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Zoolander slips a jab and a cross from Kennison.
Kennison wants to slow Zoolander down by chopping away at his legs.
Zoolander takes a swing at Kennison's ribcage but misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A slapping leg kick lands for Kennison.
Kennison closes the distance but Zoolander moves to the side
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Zoolander works Kennison's body with a nice hook.
A swing and a miss from Kennison.
Kennison lands a jab to the head.
Kennison misses with an uppercut. Zoolander saw that one coming.
Zoolander throws a one two combo.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Kennison misses with a few strikes there.
Kennison throws a body kick that misses.
Kennison throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Kennison tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Zoolander keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Kennison misses with a right hand
and Zoolander makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kennison looks to throw the jab but Zoolander is out of range.
Kennison walks into a straight right hand from Zoolander.
Kennison tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Zoolander paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Kennison misses with a hook.
Kennison loads up on a big right hand but Zoolander slips the punch.
A low kick from Kennison is predictable there
and Zoolander counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Kennison is still on wobbly legs! Can Zoolander finish him?
Zoolander lands with a nice body punch.
Kennison pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Zoolander slips a jab from Kennison.
Zoolander cracks the inside of Kennison's front leg.
Kennison is breathing heavily.
Zoolander lands a brutal uppercut that launches Kennison off his feet! Kennison tumbles to the floor, barely conscious - the referee jumps in to save him from a beating! Wow, what an ending!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:38 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Derek Zoolander!
In his post fight interview, Derek Zoolander started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.