PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Roger Papermouth (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Miklos Finklebaum (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). This should be a great matchup!

Papermouth
vs
Finklebaum

195 cm
22
210 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

185 cm
31
218 lbs
7 - 8 - 0

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ Red Belt
Brawler
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Roger Papermouth!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 8 - 0, fighting out of London, Miklos Finklebaum!
The judges for this bout are Gregory Folan, William Peck and Steve Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Finklebaum shoots in but no luck this time.
Finklebaum has his takedown stuffed
and Papermouth counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Finklebaum throws a left and a right that both miss
and Papermouth counters with a stiff right hand.
Finklebaum with a lazy takedown attempt
and Papermouth connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Roger Papermouth has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Miklos Finklebaum.
A right-left combo lands from Papermouth.
Papermouth lands a head shot.
Papermouth scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Good leg kick by Papermouth there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Papermouth lands with a right hand.
Papermouth throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
It looks like Papermouth has been trying to sharpen up his punching technique, as it looks crisper than last time we saw him.
Papermouth connects with a body shot.
Papermouth lands with a kick to the temple. Finklebaum shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Papermouth keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Finklebaum shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
letting Papermouth counter with a right hand.
Finklebaum with a poor takedown
and Papermouth counters with a nice low kick that buckles Finklebaum's knee momentarily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Finklebaum takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
A jab from Papermouth does it's job there.
A lazy left from Papermouth finds it's target.
Papermouth connects with a crisp jab.
Papermouth jabs at Finklebaum's body.
Finklebaum takes a kick to the side of the head.

Finklebaum is rocked!
Papermouth is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
A solid leg kick lands there for Papermouth.
Finklebaum is still on wobbly legs! Can Papermouth finish him?
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Papermouth lands a jab to the head.
Finklebaum misses with a takedown
and Papermouth counters with a nice body kick.
Finklebaum is trying desperately to land a takedown but Papermouth is having absolutely none of it. This is turning into a bit of a nightmare for Finklebaum.
Finklebaum looks winded!
Finklebaum shoots and misses
and Papermouth counters with a right hand to the body.
Finklebaum seems to have recovered his senses.
Papermouth throws a head kick that Finklebaum semi-blocks.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Papermouth, right into the meat.
Papermouth lands with a thumping leg kick.
Papermouth connects with a solid leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Finklebaum tries for a takedown but Papermouth circles away easily
and Papermouth counters with a right hand to the body.
Papermouth cracks Finklebaum with a good jab.
Jab by Papermouth.
Finklebaum shoots and misses
and Papermouth counters with an outside leg kick.
Good shot there by Papermouth.
Finklebaum gets caught by a big overhand right and goes down! Papermouth gets on top of him and starts throwing some serious punches until the ref intervenes and stops the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:32 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Roger Papermouth!
Post fight, Roger Papermouth took to the microphone: 'I'm never scared when I'm out on the beat, and I'll tell you why. It's because I have the best darn team backing me up on those streets. Officers God and Jesus. I know that God protects me from all danger and that Jesus guides my bullets straight into the brains and lungs of lawless slime. BAM!'.