PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Boris Wishy Washy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lapu Lapu (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Wishy Washy
vs
Lapu

200 cm
28
190 lbs
3 - 7 - 0

188 cm
20
195 lbs
1 - 2 - 0

Dangerous GnP
Excellent boxer
Good chin

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Solid chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 7 - 0, fighting out of London, Boris Wishy Washy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Lapu Lapu!
The judges for this bout are Paul Tew, Andrew Berry and Colin Fotheringham.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wishy Washy tries to bum rush Lapu with a series of wild strikes but Lapu uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Wishy Washy looks to land a left hand but Lapu moved out of range nicely.
Wishy Washy has been working on his boxing with his coaches at London MMA Fight Academy in the buildup to the fight.
Wishy Washy lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.

It looks like Lapu Lapu has been cut.
Wishy Washy really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Lapu uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Wishy Washy.
Wishy Washy throws a combination that misses
letting Lapu counter with a right hand.
Jab, jab by Wishy Washy - just one landing.
Lapu takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Wishy Washy swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Lapu counters with a three punch combo that has Wishy Washy backing up. Wishy Washy nods at Lapu to acknowledge the strikes.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Wishy Washy throws a shot from downtown. Lapu moves away and avoids it.
Wishy Washy throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Wishy Washy throws a left and a right that both miss
and Lapu counters with a nice body shot.
Wishy Washy goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Wishy Washy connects with a right hand. Lapu shakes it off.
Wishy Washy falls off balance throwing a combination
letting Lapu counter with a right hand.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wishy Washy misses with an uppercut.
Wishy Washy throws a shot from downtown. Lapu moves away and avoids it.
Wishy Washy throws a left and a right that both miss
and Lapu counters with a right hand to the body.
Wishy Washy throws a shot from downtown. Lapu moves away and avoids it.
Wishy Washy throws a lazy uppercut
and Wishy Washy takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Lapu lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Boris Wishy Washy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Lapu slips a jab and a cross from Wishy Washy.
Lapu with a hook.
Wishy Washy misses with a double jab
and Lapu counters with a straight right hand.
A left and a right from Wishy Washy both land. Nice combination.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Wishy Washy throws a series of punches but Lapu moves out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lapu defending well as Wishy Washy loads up on a big left hand.
Lapu uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Wishy Washy.
Wishy Washy misses with a double jab
and Lapu counters with a straight right hand.
Wishy Washy misses with a series of wild punches.
A big left from Wishy Washy misses.
Lapu throws the left hand but Wishy Washy avoids the punch easily.
Wishy Washy throws a right hand that Lapu ducks under and follows up with a left that Lapu also avoids with ease.
Wishy Washy throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Lapu.
Wishy Washy throws a series of punches but Lapu moves out of range.
Wishy Washy misses with a combination
and Lapu connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wishy Washy throws out a powerful jab.
Lapu avoids a punch combination nicely.
Wishy Washy misses with a combination
and Lapu cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Wishy Washy fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Wishy Washy scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Wishy Washy swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Lapu counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Wishy Washy misses with a double jab.
Wishy Washy throws a combination that misses
and Lapu cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Wishy Washy is breathing heavily.
Wishy Washy throws a lazy uppercut
and Lapu counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Wishy Washy throws a lazy uppercut
and Lapu counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Wishy Washy swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lapu slips under a jab.
Wishy Washy fails to land with a series of punches.
Wishy Washy misses with an uppercut. Lapu saw that one coming.
Nice shot lands for Lapu.
Wishy Washy misses with a combination
enabling Lapu to counter with a crisp jab.
Lapu smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Wishy Washy throws a left and a right that both miss
and Lapu counters with a nice uppercut.
Wishy Washy throws a left and a right that both miss
and Lapu counters with a stiff right hand.

Wishy Washy is rocked!
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Lapu takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Oh Wishy Washy is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
No joy there for Wishy Washy, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Wishy Washy seems to have got his legs back now.
Wishy Washy looks to land a right hand but Lapu moved out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Boris Wishy Washy will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Lapu Lapu's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Wishy Washy swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Lapu counters with a stiff right hand.
Lapu moves away from the strike by Wishy Washy.
Lapu blocks a jab.
Lapu has been working his punching technique in the buildup to the fight and it appears to be paying off.
Lapu slips under a jab.
Wishy Washy lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Wishy Washy throws a left and a right that both miss
and Lapu counters with a straight right hand.
Wishy Washy throws a shot from downtown. Lapu moves away and avoids it.
Wishy Washy throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Lapu.
A swing and a miss from Wishy Washy.
Wishy Washy misses with a hook
and Lapu counters with a nice uppercut.
Boris Wishy Washy is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Wishy Washy throws a series of punches but Lapu moves out of range.
A lazy left from Lapu finds it's target.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Wishy Washy connects with a good right hand that stumbles Lapu. Lapu circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Wishy Washy looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wishy Washy misses with a right hand
and Lapu counters with a monster hook and another for good measure! Wishy Washy falls to the ground, out cold! Stick some heavy metal music over the top of that clip and it's one for the highlight makers!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:09 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Lapu Lapu!