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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Stoney McCaned (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jimmy Snuka (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Snuka is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Superfly -- Curtis Mayfield and Ice T . Stoney McCaned has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
11 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Stoney McCaned!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
20 - 9 - 0, fighting out of London, Jimmy Snuka!
The judges for this bout are Donald Grub, Richard Clark and William Gold.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A jab from McCaned misses.
McCaned lands a jab to the nose.
Snuka moves out of range of the body kick.
Snuka takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Snuka tries to clinch there but McCaned circles away.
McCaned lands with a straight right. Snuka didn't see that one coming.
Snuka is looking to clinch but McCaned is avoiding it.
A telegraphed right hand from McCaned misses the target.
Snuka misses with a double jab
letting McCaned counter with a right hand.
Snuka moves out of range as McCaned throws a body kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
McCaned checks a leg kick nicely.
Snuka misses with a wild combination.
McCaned misses with a wild body shot.
Snuka takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
McCaned fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Snuka is out of range.
That's one minute gone in the round.
McCaned fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Snuka.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from McCaned lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Snuka has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Snuka and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Snuka takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Snuka swings for the body but McCaned moves out of range.
McCaned throws a low kick, looking for Snuka's leg but Snuka calmly moves out of range.
Snuka checks a low kick from McCaned.
McCaned swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
No joy there for Snuka, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
McCaned throws a head kick but Snuka moves out of range.
McCaned thows a body shot but no joy.
Snuka misses with a two punch combination.
Snuka moves out of range as McCaned throws a body kick.
McCaned takes a swing at Snuka's ribcage but misses.
McCaned misses with a wild body shot.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
McCaned will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
McCaned checks the leg kick nicely there.
McCaned throws out a loose jab but Snuka uses good head movement to avoid it.
Snuka scores with a one two! McCaned had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Snuka showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from McCaned.
McCaned changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Snuka checks the leg kick nicely there.
McCaned tries a head kick but it misses.
Snuka on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Snuka avoids the body shot from McCaned.
Snuka closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Snuka tries to close the distance and clinch up but McCaned swats him away and circles back towards the center.
McCaned is looking to chop away at Snuka's legs.
McCaned cracks Snuka with a good jab.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Snuka looks to land a body kick but McCaned moved away.
McCaned scores with a sloppy right hand. Snuka should have avoided that one.
McCaned rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Snuka counters with a nice leg kick.
McCaned throws a push kick but Snuka slaps the foot to one side.
McCaned jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Snuka misses with a head kick.
McCaned is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Snuka swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Snuka ducks under a wild hook from McCaned.
Snuka stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from McCaned.
McCaned throws a hook but Snuka avoids it easily.
A big left from McCaned misses.
Snuka misses with a series of wild punches.
A bone on bone clash there as Snuka blocks the leg kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Snuka avoids the head kick by McCaned.
Snuka checks a leg kick.
McCaned misses with a left hand
and Snuka counters with a leg kick.
McCaned throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Snuka is looking to clinch but McCaned is avoiding it.
Snuka throws a right hand that McCaned ducks under and follows up with a left that McCaned also avoids with ease.
McCaned misses the jab.
Snuka darts in trying to clinch
letting McCaned counter with a right hand.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A shot to the liver by McCaned. Beautiful body shot.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
McCaned lands a nice looking kick to the body. Snuka takes a step back to recover.
McCaned avoids the body shot from Snuka.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Snuka. McCaned shrugs it off though.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Stoney McCaned dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
McCaned fails to land with a series of punches.
McCaned throws out a loose jab but Snuka uses good head movement to avoid it.
McCaned throws a series of punches but Snuka moves out of range.
McCaned misses with a straight left.
McCaned misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Snuka.
McCaned goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Snuka connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
A head kick misses from Snuka.
McCaned looks to score with a jab to the body but Snuka is just out of range.
McCaned scores with a sloppy right hand. Snuka should have avoided that one.
McCaned swinging wildly here.
Snuka throws a combination but it was largely blocked by McCaned.
McCaned misses with a body kick.
McCaned works the jab nicely.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A looping hook to the body misses from McCaned. Snuka does a little dance to reset his feet.
Snuka takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Stoney McCaned is winning the standup battle so far.
McCaned throws a leg kick
and Snuka counters with a right hand to the body.
Snuka lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but McCaned circles away quickly and effectively.
Snuka throws a left and a right that both miss
and McCaned connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
McCaned lands a high kick!
Snuka on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
McCaned avoids a punch combination nicely.
Snuka misses with a body shot.
Snuka throws a series of punches but McCaned moves out of range.
McCaned paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
McCaned lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
McCaned lands with a straight right. Snuka didn't see that one coming.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Snuka lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as McCaned backs up against the cage.
McCaned misses with a low kick.
Nice shot by McCaned.
Snuka looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
McCaned clobbers Snuka with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
McCaned connects with a body shot.
Snuka has managed to clinch.
Snuka wants to get back to striking at distance but McCaned won't allow it.
McCaned looking to throw knees to the head but Snuka is blocking nicely.
McCaned fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Snuka breaks from the clinch.
Snuka tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. McCaned manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Snuka displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Snuka avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Some wild striking there from Snuka.
McCaned looks to land a left hand but Snuka moved out of range nicely.
McCaned scores with a leg kick.
McCaned throws a push kick but Snuka slaps the foot to one side.
McCaned looks for the body kick but Snuka saw that one coming.
Snuka is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Snuka throws a right and a left that McCaned avoids nicely.
McCaned ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Snuka moves away.
McCaned misses the shot to the body.
McCaned throws the kick towards the body but Snuka avoids it.
McCaned scores with a leg kick.
McCaned has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
McCaned misses with a low kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Snuka misses with a double jab.
Snuka misses with a body kick.
McCaned is looking to chop away at Snuka's legs.
McCaned misses with a low kick as Snuka jumps back.
McCaned misses with a looping right.
McCaned has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Snuka has taken the fight to the clinch.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
McCaned works on Snuka's body with a couple of short punches.
Snuka blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Snuka missing with knees to the body.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Snuka with an attempt at a knee that misses.
McCaned's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Snuka closes the distance looking to clinch
and McCaned counters with a thumping low kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Stoney McCaned dominated that second round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!
Snuka looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Snuka takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
McCaned lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Snuka moves away from the strike by McCaned.
McCaned motions for Snuka to come forward. McCaned throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Snuka lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but McCaned circles away quickly and effectively.
McCaned misses with a hook
and Snuka counters by moving into the clinch.
Snuka looking to throw knees to the head but McCaned is blocking nicely.
Snuka with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Snuka misses with a knee to the head.
McCaned trying to stall but Snuka improves his position.
Snuka landing knees to the body.
McCaned throws a punch but it's blocked by Snuka.
McCaned dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Snuka wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
McCaned misses with a body punch.
McCaned lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Snuka backwards.
McCaned is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Snuka throws a knee to the head but misses.
McCaned slows down the pace here.
Snuka lands a knee to the head.
It looks like Stoney McCaned has been cut.
McCaned trying to control the position but instead, Snuka has worked for underhooks and has pushed McCaned into the cage.
McCaned swings wildly with an uppercut but Snuka uses good head movement to avoid it.
McCaned looking to slow down the pace here.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Snuka.
McCaned misses with a punch on the inside.
Snuka with an attempt at a knee that misses.
McCaned lands an uppercut.
McCaned throws a punch but it's blocked by Snuka.
Snuka is trying to break free.
McCaned tries a body shot but Snuka blocks it.
McCaned working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
McCaned avoiding damage as Snuka throws knees to the body.
McCaned looking to throw knees to the head but Snuka is blocking nicely.
Snuka misses with a hook from the clinch.
Snuka looking to stall.
McCaned misses with a hook to the ribs.
Snuka's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Snuka blocks a low kick nicely.
Snuka throws a right hand that McCaned ducks under and follows up with a left that McCaned also avoids with ease.
Snuka throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent McCaned stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
McCaned motions for Snuka to come forward. McCaned throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
McCaned buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
McCaned throws a nice looking combination but Snuka bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Snuka's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
McCaned connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
McCaned feints a jab promting Snuka to slip. McCaned then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Snuka slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Snuka throws a half hearted mid kick.
McCaned throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
McCaned is looking to land body kicks.
McCaned misses with a head kick.
Stoney McCaned is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
McCaned circles away from the clinch attempt.
Snuka fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
McCaned lands a nice hook to Snuka's body. Snuka takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
McCaned avoids the head kick by Snuka.
McCaned throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Jimmy Snuka has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Snuka moves into the clinch successfully.
McCaned with a knee to the head.
Snuka tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and McCaned avoids it.
McCaned keeps control of Snuka as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
McCaned lands an uppercut.
McCaned working hard to break the clinch.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
McCaned with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
A head punch on the inside from McCaned fails to land.
Snuka avoiding damage as McCaned throws knees to the body.
And that's the end of the fight!
Stoney McCaned showed his dominance in that final round.
Well McCaned has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Donald Grub scores the fight for Stoney McCaned!
Judge Richard Clark scores the fight for Stoney McCaned!
Judge William Gold scores the fight for Stoney McCaned!
Stoney McCaned wins by unanimous decision!
A very excited looking Stoney McCaned made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
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