PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Dickson Dicker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Magnifico Garuntasticos (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Garuntasticos comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Monkey Magic!!! kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Dickson Dicker is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Dicker
vs
Garuntasticos

165 cm
23
160 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

177 cm
23
163 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Tends to cut

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Dickson Dicker!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Magnifico Garuntasticos!
The judges for this bout are Skip Squint, Damien Edna and Summer Carpenter.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dicker jabbing away but nothing is landing.

Garuntasticos moves into the clinch.

Garuntasticos jumps into guard, dragging Dicker to the mat.
Dicker stops Garuntasticos from standing up.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Dicker preventing the sweep.
Garuntasticos is adopting a defensive guard.
Dicker trying to stand up but can't free himself from Garuntasticos's guard.
Dicker wants to stand and escape but instead Garuntasticos has hit a sweep and he's now on top in guard.
Garuntasticos chips away with some ground and pound.
Dicker is looking to stand up but Garuntasticos isn't so interested in that idea.
Garuntasticos stands and throws Dicker's legs to the side, diving into side control.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Garuntasticos is in a dominant position here, looking for a kimura. Dicker looks calm but he's in trouble here. Garuntasticos gets his leg over his opponent's head and yanks on the arm. Dicker is tapping like a morse code operator on the titanic! SOS! SOS! Garuntasticos lets go of the hold and Dicker can pop his arm back in it's socket.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:26 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Magnifico Garuntasticos!
Magnifico Garuntasticos took his opportunity to call for a title shot in his post fight interview.