PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Marco Assassin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jeffrey Lionel Dahmer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Lionel Dahmer has chosen Soulfly - Jeffrey Dahmer as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Assassin
vs
Lionel Dahmer

191 cm
25
192 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

185 cm
18
190 lbs
1 - 2 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Counter fighter
Likes comics

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Marco Assassin!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Jeffrey Lionel Dahmer!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lionel Dahmer lands with a straight right. Assassin didn't see that one coming.
Lionel Dahmer scores with a jab to the head.
Lionel Dahmer dips to his left and cracks Assassin with an uppercut!
Lionel Dahmer fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Danga de danga de dang - Lionel Dahmer scores with a four punch combination!
Assassin takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Lionel Dahmer fails in his attempt to clinch.
Assassin gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Lionel Dahmer lands a nice shot to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lionel Dahmer scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Lionel Dahmer bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Assassin's head.
Assassin needs to keep his hands up - Lionel Dahmer had a free shot at his head there.
Lionel Dahmer lands a right hook to the body.
Assassin closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Lionel Dahmer lands a slapping body shot.
Assassin takes one to the side of the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lionel Dahmer wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Assassin has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Lionel Dahmer finds it's way round the side to connect with Assassin's head.
Lionel Dahmer is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Assassin had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Lionel Dahmer lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Assassin at a distance.
Jeffrey Lionel Dahmer seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Assassin on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Assassin tries to move into range but Lionel Dahmer moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Lionel Dahmer lands a jab to Assassin's midsection.
Lionel Dahmer takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lionel Dahmer moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Jeffrey Lionel Dahmer is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Lionel Dahmer connects with a nice looking jab.
Lionel Dahmer lands with a right hand.
A right-left combo lands from Lionel Dahmer.
Lionel Dahmer feints a jab promting Assassin to slip. Lionel Dahmer then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Assassin slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Lionel Dahmer lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
The crowd cheers as Lionel Dahmer lands an impressive looking overhand right. Assassin doesn't seem phased though.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lionel Dahmer thuds his right hand into Assassin's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
No joy there for Lionel Dahmer, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Lionel Dahmer lands with a cross.
Lionel Dahmer stalks Assassin and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Assassin's face. Assassin staggers backwards, shaken.
Assassin on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Assassin takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Assassin walks into a stiff left hand from Lionel Dahmer.
Nice uppercut there from Lionel Dahmer.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jeffrey Lionel Dahmer dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Lionel Dahmer cracks Assassin with an open hand slap.
Lionel Dahmer bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Lionel Dahmer's corner calls for a 1-2. Lionel Dahmer obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Assassin swats away the attempt to clinch by Lionel Dahmer.
Assassin moves forwards but Lionel Dahmer connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Assassin blocks a head kick by Lionel Dahmer.
A cross from Lionel Dahmer lands.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lionel Dahmer lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Assassin backs up against the cage.
Lionel Dahmer scores with a hook to the body. Assassin takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Lionel Dahmer lands a nice shot that snaps Assassin's head back.
Lionel Dahmer pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Assassin back to the cage. Lionel Dahmer follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
Lionel Dahmer scores with a jab to the head.
Assassin keeps the fight on the outside.
Assassin has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Lionel Dahmer finds it's way round the side to connect with Assassin's head.
Nice straight punches there by Lionel Dahmer. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Lionel Dahmer.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lionel Dahmer shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Assassin eats them both and turns towards Lionel Dahmer to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
Danga de danga de dang - Lionel Dahmer scores with a four punch combination!
Lionel Dahmer cracks Assassin with an open hand slap.
Lionel Dahmer throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Assassin on the side of the head.
Good exchange - Lionel Dahmer coming out on top.
Assassin takes one to the side of the head.
Lionel Dahmer fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lionel Dahmer fails in his attempt to clinch.
Lionel Dahmer throws a head kick but Assassin moves out of range.
Assassin takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Lionel Dahmer scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Decent striking displayed by Lionel Dahmer there.
Lionel Dahmer scores with a crisp jab that stopped Assassin in his tracks.
Lionel Dahmer connects with the punch.
Lionel Dahmer lands a body shot.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lionel Dahmer throws a nice looking combination but Assassin bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Lionel Dahmer lands a nice looking body shot.
Lionel Dahmer lands a nice shot that snaps Assassin's head back.
Assassin looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Lionel Dahmer lands a head shot.
Assassin walks into a jab.
Lionel Dahmer swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Assassin.
A shot to the liver by Lionel Dahmer. Beautiful body shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jeffrey Lionel Dahmer showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Assassin's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!

Lionel Dahmer tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Lionel Dahmer's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Lionel Dahmer duly obliges.
Lionel Dahmer lands with a good body shot.
Jeffrey Lionel Dahmer seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Lionel Dahmer connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Assassin momentarily.
Lionel Dahmer tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Nice body punch from Lionel Dahmer.
Assassin on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Lionel Dahmer lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Assassin backs up against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lionel Dahmer misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Assassin is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Lionel Dahmer.
Assassin drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Lionel Dahmer throws out a powerful jab.
Lionel Dahmer slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Lionel Dahmer digs a good hook to Assassin's body.
Jab, jab by Lionel Dahmer - just one landing.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lionel Dahmer fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Lionel Dahmer's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Lionel Dahmer duly obliges.
Assassin takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Lionel Dahmer digs a good hook to Assassin's body.
Assassin takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Lionel Dahmer scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Lionel Dahmer sizes up Assassin with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Lionel Dahmer has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Lionel Dahmer jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nice shot lands for Lionel Dahmer.
Marco Assassin is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Assassin takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Assassin takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Lionel Dahmer is working the combinations to good effect here.
Lionel Dahmer cracks Assassin with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Assassin on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Lionel Dahmer punishes Assassin's body with a nice straight punch.
Lionel Dahmer lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lionel Dahmer cracks Assassin with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Jeffrey Lionel Dahmer is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Lionel Dahmer cracks Assassin with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Lionel Dahmer shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Assassin eats them both and turns towards Lionel Dahmer to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
A head kick misses from Lionel Dahmer.
Lionel Dahmer takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
A punch combination from Lionel Dahmer misses.
Lionel Dahmer slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Lionel Dahmer dips to his left and cracks Assassin with an uppercut!

And that's the end of the fight!
Jeffrey Lionel Dahmer comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Lionel Dahmer has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andi Peters scores the fight 24:30
Judge Gordon Ramsey scores the fight 24:30
Judge Frank Skinner scores the fight 24:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jeffrey Lionel Dahmer!
Jeffrey Lionel Dahmer was full of energy after the big win and talked about how he thinks he can do big things in this sport. The crowd were appreciative of his determination to succeed.