PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Lance Kilkenny (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Joseph Shoznes (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kilkenny comes into the arena with Murder was the case blaring out of the sound system. Shoznes has chosen O-Zone - Dragostea Din Tei as his entrance music. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Kilkenny
vs
Shoznes

194 cm
23
266 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

198 cm
23
270 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
World class MT
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

Conquer

Conquer
KAISER

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Lance Kilkenny!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Joseph Shoznes!
The judges for this bout are Phil Schofield, Paul Tew and James Atkins.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Shoznes tries to clinch up.
Kilkenny connects with a body shot.
Lance Kilkenny seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Kilkenny explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Shoznes looks winded!
Both fighters circling a little - Kilkenny finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Kilkenny throws a nice outside leg kick.
Kilkenny paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Kilkenny cracks the inside of Shoznes's front leg.
Kilkenny throws a nice looking combination but Shoznes bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Kilkenny pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Shoznes takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Kilkenny misses with the combination.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Kilkenny, right into the meat.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kilkenny throws out a loose jab but Shoznes uses good head movement to avoid it.
Kilkenny lands a nice shot that snaps Shoznes's head back.
Kilkenny thumps Shoznes with a low kick.
Shoznes takes one to the chin there.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A solid leg kick lands there for Kilkenny.
Kilkenny darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
A chopping leg kick lands by Kilkenny.
Kilkenny looks to land a body kick but Shoznes moved away.
Kilkenny dips down and scores with a jab to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kilkenny lands a nice shot that snaps Shoznes's head back.
Ohhhhh! A huge head kick from Kilkenny! Shoznes is out on his feet! Kilkenny rushes in and throws more strikes. The ref is looking closely - Shoznes is covering up but the punishment is just too much and the ref steps in to stop the fight! Shoznes is staring into space, just thankful that the beatdown has ended. Brutal finish.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:14 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Lance Kilkenny!