PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Jeffrey Lionel Dahmer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Marco Assassin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Lionel Dahmer's entrance music is Soulfly - Jeffrey Dahmer. A fine choice. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Lionel Dahmer
vs
Assassin

185 cm
18
190 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

191 cm
25
192 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Good chin

BJJ Brown Belt
Counter fighter
Likes musicals

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Jeffrey Lionel Dahmer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Marco Assassin!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lionel Dahmer paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
A leg kick checked by Assassin.
Jeffrey Lionel Dahmer seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Nice jab there from Lionel Dahmer.
Assassin with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Lionel Dahmer to score with a decent uppercut.
Lionel Dahmer scores with a jab to the head.
Lionel Dahmer throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Lionel Dahmer looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Lionel Dahmer throws a series of strikes that have Assassin backpedaling.
Lionel Dahmer lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Lionel Dahmer.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lionel Dahmer scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Lionel Dahmer connects with a jab.
Assassin keeps the fight on the outside.
Lionel Dahmer fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Assassin looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Lionel Dahmer jabs Assassin right on the nose. Assassin blinks but takes it well.
The fight stays on the outside here - Lionel Dahmer looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
A jab lands there for Lionel Dahmer.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lionel Dahmer scores with a hook to the body. Assassin takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Lionel Dahmer scores with a jab to the body.
Lionel Dahmer scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Lionel Dahmer tries to clinch but Assassin moves out of range.
Lionel Dahmer tries to close the distance and clinch but Assassin swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Lionel Dahmer swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Lionel Dahmer scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Decent striking displayed by Lionel Dahmer there.
Assassin takes one on the chin but seems OK.
A cross from Lionel Dahmer lands.
Lionel Dahmer scores with a sloppy right hand. Assassin should have avoided that one.
Assassin on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Assassin has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Lionel Dahmer finds it's way round the side to connect with Assassin's head.
Assassin takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Donk. Lionel Dahmer catches Assassin right on the button with a cross.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lionel Dahmer wants to clinch.
Jab, jab by Lionel Dahmer - just one landing.
Lionel Dahmer scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Lionel Dahmer is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.

Lionel Dahmer closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Assassin changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Lionel Dahmer fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Jeffrey Lionel Dahmer is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Lionel Dahmer connects with the punch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jeffrey Lionel Dahmer dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Jeffrey Lionel Dahmer's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!

Lionel Dahmer moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Lionel Dahmer throws a sloppy head kick and Assassin moves out of range easily.
Assassin on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Assassin on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Marco Assassin is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
The fight stays on the outside here - Lionel Dahmer looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Assassin has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Lionel Dahmer scores with a nice right hand.
Lionel Dahmer darts in trying to clinch

and Assassin counters with a nice double leg into half guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Assassin has hold of the far side arm. He's working for the Kimura, can Lionel Dahmer defend it? Assassin steps over the head and cranks it - Lionel Dahmer is tapping out! That was textbook stuff right there - nice submission victory for Assassin!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:25 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Marco Assassin!
Jeffrey Lionel Dahmer spoke after the fight, saying 'hahaha...'.