PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Anabolinen Steroidi Jr (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Valko Hai (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Steroidi Jr comes to the cage accompanied by Light Year - Sex Education . Anabolinen Steroidi Jr is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Steroidi Jr
vs
Hai

177 cm
22
166 lbs
9 - 3 - 1

175 cm
29
163 lbs
12 - 8 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Counter fighter
Powerful

FinnFighter Nutrition (Five 160Q supps!)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 3 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Anabolinen Steroidi Jr!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 8 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Valko Hai!
The judges for this bout are Dmitry Maklakov, Ivan Kurochkin and Igor Prikhodko.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Steroidi Jr throws a looping overhand right but Hai ducks down to avoid it.
Steroidi Jr avoids a punch combination nicely.
Steroidi Jr misses with a low kick.
Steroidi Jr thows a body shot but no joy.
Steroidi Jr moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Anabolinen Steroidi Jr seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

Steroidi Jr bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
Steroidi Jr wants to control but Hai is keeping him busy.
Hai struggling a bit here.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Steroidi Jr wants to lay and pray for a moment but Hai keeps working.
Steroidi Jr misses with a strike but at least he's keeping busy, looking to cause some damage - that will still help him when it comes to the judges scorecards.

That's one minute gone in the round.
I wouldn't like to be where Hai is right now.
Hai is trying to control Steroidi Jr's posture but Steroidi Jr avoids it.
Steroidi Jr in the domination position with Hai hanging on.
Steroidi Jr wants to lay and pray for a moment but Hai keeps working.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Steroidi Jr is looking to slow Hai down with leg kicks.
Steroidi Jr throws a nice inside leg kick.
Steroidi Jr dips down and scores with a jab to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Steroidi Jr drives through with a takedown into Hai's guard. Let's see what he can do from the top position.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Steroidi Jr scoring with some ground and pound.
Steroidi Jr trying to control but Hai is working from the bottom.
Hai trying to control the position.
Hai keeping full guard, as Steroidi Jr tries to pass.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Hai holds on and takes a little breather.
Hai controls Steroidi Jr momentarily but Steroidi Jr frees himself.
Hai seems keen to control Steroidi Jr's posture.

The ref stands the fighters back up. Valko Hai was stalling too much, according to the referee.

Steroidi Jr manages to get an easy takedown there - catching Hai on his heels. He'll look to pass Hai's guard now, I'm sure.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Steroidi Jr is looking to work some ground and pound but Hai has wrist control.
Steroidi Jr looking to pass the guard.
Steroidi Jr is fighting to break Hai's control of his arms but Hai is doing a good job of controlling the position at the moment.
Hai trying to control the position.
Hai has Steroidi Jr pulled in close to control his posture.
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.
Hai keeping moving, preventing Steroidi Jr from controlling successfully.

The ref stands the fighters back up, due to lack of action by Valko Hai.
Steroidi Jr misses with a low kick.
Steroidi Jr misses with a hook. Hai ducked under it nicely.
Valko Hai is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Steroidi Jr does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Steroidi Jr throws a hook to the side of Hai's head but Hai sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hai waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Steroidi Jr.
Steroidi Jr misses with a body shot.
No joy there for Hai, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Steroidi Jr misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Hai.
Steroidi Jr looks to land a body kick but Hai moved away.

A momentary lapse in concentration from Hai enables Steroidi Jr to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. Hai manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.
Steroidi Jr working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Hai is trying to keep Steroidi Jr in close.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Steroidi Jr throws a big elbow that misses.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Hai avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Hai preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Steroidi Jr slips nicely into half guard.
Hai wants to control but Steroidi Jr is keeping busy.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Anabolinen Steroidi Jr dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Steroidi Jr throws a nice outside leg kick.
Steroidi Jr misses the shot to the body.
Steroidi Jr scores with a jab to the head.

It looks like Valko Hai has been cut.
Hai checks a leg kick.
Steroidi Jr throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Hai sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Steroidi Jr loads up on a big right hand but Hai slips the punch.
Steroidi Jr slips a straight right by Hai.
Steroidi Jr tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Steroidi Jr.
Steroidi Jr swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Hai.

Steroidi Jr closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Hai quickly recovers to half guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hai blocking the ground and pound attempt from Steroidi Jr.
Hai trying to hold on to Steroidi Jr's head to control him but Steroidi Jr postures up.

Steroidi Jr looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Steroidi Jr lands a nice short elbow.
Hai is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Hai is looking to control Steroidi Jr's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Hai avoid being mounted?
Steroidi Jr is trying to control. Hai wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Steroidi Jr uses his free foot to push down on Hai's thigh. Eventually he works his other foot free and he's advanced to mount - this is trouble for Hai.
Steroidi Jr with shots to the head and body - Hai looks very uncomfortable down there.
Steroidi Jr has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Hai holds on to Steroidi Jr around his waist, trying desperately to prevent any attacks.
Hai takes a big shot to the head but keeps on trying to improve his position.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Hai is squirming around, avoiding Steroidi Jr's attempts to control the action.
Steroidi Jr lands a shot to the body, followed up by a shot to the exposed head of his trapped opponent.
Steroidi Jr can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Hai is looking to escape.
Hai tries to lock up and control but Steroidi Jr gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Steroidi Jr putting on the heat here with some good ground and pound!
Steroidi Jr scoring with strikes but Hai is staying in there.
Steroidi Jr working the ground and pound effectively.
Hai tries to lock up and control but Steroidi Jr gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Steroidi Jr working away from the top, dropping strikes.
Steroidi Jr working Hai over with strikes here.
Steroidi Jr is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Hai can do to turn this around?
Hai wants to control but Steroidi Jr is having none of it.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Steroidi Jr trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Hai is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Steroidi Jr lands a shot to the body, followed up by a shot to the exposed head of his trapped opponent.
Steroidi Jr scoring with some good ground and pound from mount here. Will he manage to finish Hai?
Steroidi Jr avoids the attempt from Hai to control.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Steroidi Jr tries to control but Hai wriggling away.
Hai is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Steroidi Jr lands a couple of nice shots there from mount.

That has opened up Valko Hai's cut even more.
Steroidi Jr trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Steroidi Jr connects with a couple of good shots from mount.
Steroidi Jr landing strikes from the mount and Hai is in trouble!

Hai is rocked!
Steroidi Jr unloads with some vicious shots from mount and Hai wants out - he looks towards the referee who steps in to save him! Steroidi Jr celebrates on the cage and the crowd goes wild!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:59 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Anabolinen Steroidi Jr!
Anabolinen Steroidi Jr decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.