PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Pithe Canthropus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and J J Walker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Canthropus comes to the cage accompanied by Pizzaman - Trippin' On Sunshine. Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

Canthropus
vs
J Walker

175 cm
37
165 lbs
26 - 20 - 1

180 cm
29
160 lbs
15 - 11 - 0

Good wrestling
Great elbows
Cardio machine

TWGC Champion
World class boxer
Fast

DTK Designs (Laundry)
Dragon

BeastMode

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 26 - 20 - 1, fighting out of Sydney, Pithe Canthropus!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, J J Walker!
The judges for this bout are Steve Erwin, Bruno Hogan and Summer Carpenter.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Walker thows a left - swing and a miss!
Walker fails to land with a series of punches.
Walker tries for a takedown but Canthropus circles away easily
and Canthropus counters with a nice body kick.
Walker looks winded!
Walker moves out of range as Canthropus throws a body kick.
Walker slips under a jab from Canthropus.
Canthropus lands with a thumping leg kick.
Walker takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Canthropus tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Canthropus throws a low kick but it's checked well by Walker.
Canthropus lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Canthropus staying out of range there.
Walker throws a shot from downtown. Canthropus moves away and avoids it.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Canthropus rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Walker moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Canthropus fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Canthropus throws a front kick that sends Walker stumbling back into the cage.
Canthropus connects with a right hand. Walker shakes it off.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A big right from Walker misses.
Canthropus scoring well with a low kick there.
Walker checks a leg kick nicely.
Canthropus tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Canthropus slips under a jab.
Canthropus takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Canthropus staying out of range there.
Walker uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Canthropus.
Walker throws a shot from downtown. Canthropus moves away and avoids it.
Canthropus misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Walker.
Canthropus is looking to score with low kicks.
Canthropus lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Walker cracks Canthropus with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Canthropus misses with a head kick.
A shot to the body from Canthropus misses
and Walker counters with a lovely straight right hand!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A good leg kick by Canthropus.
Canthropus avoids the head kick by Walker.
Walker uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Canthropus.
Walker showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Canthropus.
Walker misses with an uppercut. Canthropus saw that one coming.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Canthropus misses with an uppercut. Walker saw that one coming.
Walker misses with a looping left.
Canthropus throws a quick inside leg kick.
Canthropus works the jab nicely.
Walker fails to land with a series of punches.
Canthropus misses with a wild body shot.
Canthropus lands a jab to the nose.
Walker misses with a looping left.
Walker throws a body punch but Canthropus moves out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Walker misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Canthropus lands with a thumping leg kick.
Walker on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Canthropus. Canthropus obviously looking to wear him down.
Canthropus slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.

Walker is rocked!
Canthropus uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Walker.
Walker is still on wobbly legs! Can Canthropus finish him?
Walker drops his hands for a split second and Canthropus immediately capitalizes on the opportunity by smashing a powerful hook into Walker face, sending his mouthguard sailing through the air, much to the delight of the crowd. Canthropus follows up with a right hand that knocks Walker into next week. He's out cold and this fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:29 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Pithe Canthropus!
Pithe Canthropus managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, DTK Designs (Laundry), into his post fight interview.
J J Walker was interviewed post fight and said 'Crap. I lost. That sucks.'.