PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Shachlo Popyachtsa (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Phil Watermelon (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Popyachtsa comes into the arena with Upyachka Dance blaring out of the sound system. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Popyachtsa
vs
Watermelon

190 cm
38
202 lbs
34 - 23 - 0

190 cm
29
196 lbs
11 - 8 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good takedowns
Basic striking
Good gas tank

Red Hand Clothing

Nuclear Fight Gear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 34 - 23 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Shachlo Popyachtsa!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Phil Watermelon!
The judges for this bout are Yves DeLean, Elvis Blanc and Alec Ball.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Popyachtsa has managed to clinch.
Popyachtsa lands a left hand.

It looks like Phil Watermelon has been cut.
Popyachtsa throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Popyachtsa is leaning against Watermelon and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
A short uppercut from Popyachtsa.
Watermelon tries to pull guard but Popyachtsa forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Popyachtsa scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Watermelon's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Popyachtsa tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.

Popyachtsa pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
This has been an exciting period of action!
OH! Watermelon has been rocked by a huge right hand and is in deep trouble! Popyachtsa smells blood and charges in for the finish! Popyachtsa unloads a vicious overhand right and connects to the jaw of Watermelon sending him face first to the canvas! Unbelievable!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:38 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Shachlo Popyachtsa!
During a confident post fight interview, Shachlo Popyachtsa thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.