PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Jaakko Kolloo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Edward Pattinson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Pattinson has chosen Blue (Da Ba Dee) - Eiffel 65 as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Kolloo
vs
Pattinson

170 cm
27
167 lbs
11 - 3 - 2

185 cm
29
171 lbs
13 - 9 - 3

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ Brown Belt
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Perkele!

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 3 - 2, fighting out of Helsinki, Jaakko Kolloo!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 9 - 3, fighting out of Helsinki, Edward Pattinson!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Bishop, James Ackerman and Andrew Berry.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pattinson takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Good shot there by Kolloo.
Kolloo blocks a low kick nicely.
Pattinson fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Kolloo avoids it really well and circles away.
A low kick from Kolloo misses
and Pattinson counters with a nice low kick that buckles Kolloo's knee momentarily.
Jaakko Kolloo seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Kolloo misses with an attempted mid kick.
Pattinson throws a nice head kick!
Kolloo pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Nice jab there from Pattinson.
Kolloo throws a looping overhand right but Pattinson ducks down to avoid it.
Kolloo connects with a body shot that sends Pattinson's belly button to the back.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Kolloo wants to land a leg kick but Pattinson is out of range.
Good leg kick by Kolloo there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Good work by Pattinson as he checks the leg kick.
Pattinson tries a head kick but it misses.
Kolloo throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kolloo lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Pattinson lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Kolloo misses with a looping left.
Pattinson shoots in looking for a takedown but Kolloo manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Pattinson's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Pattinson takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Kolloo scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Kolloo lands a body shot.
Kolloo checks the leg kick.
Pattinson paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Jaakko Kolloo is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Kolloo moves into range and connects with a jab.
Pattinson throws a quick inside leg kick.
Kolloo lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Pattinson misses with a looping left.
Kolloo throws a jab but it's blocked by Pattinson.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Pattinson has managed to clinch.
Pattinson misses with a short punch on the inside.
A left hand lands to the body for Kolloo.

Kolloo escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Kolloo circles away from the clinch attempt.
Kolloo throws a low kick but it's checked well by Pattinson.
Pattinson fails with an attempt to clinch.
Pattinson tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Pattinson blocks a leg kick.
Kolloo lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Kolloo avoids the head kick by Pattinson.
Kolloo bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Pattinson just misses with a punch to the body.
Kolloo paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A low kick from Pattinson misses
and Kolloo cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Kolloo tries to land a body kick
and Pattinson counters with a body kick.
Kolloo throws an overhand right that lands on Pattinson's shoulder, as Pattinson tries to avoid the shot.
Pattinson swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Pattinson shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Kolloo jabs at Pattinson's body.
Kolloo lands a nice leg kick that just misses Pattinson's sensitive parts.
A lazy body kick from Kolloo
and Pattinson counters with a thumping low kick.
Pattinson misses with a body kick.
Kolloo is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Pattinson throws a head kick that misses
and Kolloo counters with an outside leg kick.

Pattinson shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Kolloo is trying to defend but Pattinson finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.

Kolloo makes some distance and scrambles quickly back to his feet. Nice work!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Kolloo looks to score with a jab to the body but Pattinson is just out of range.
Kolloo's jab looks to have found its range, popping Pattinson under the eye.
Kolloo stuns Pattinson with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Pattinson blocks a jab.
Pattinson gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Kolloo checks a leg kick.
Pattinson doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Kolloo counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Jaakko Kolloo has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Edward Pattinson.
Pattinson gets cracked there but stands up to it.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Kolloo pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Kolloo connects with a body shot.
Pattinson lands with a kick to the temple. Kolloo shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jaakko Kolloo dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Pattinson uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Kolloo.
An inside leg kick lands from Kolloo.
Kolloo throws out a loose jab but Pattinson uses good head movement to avoid it.
Pattinson throws a push kick but Kolloo slaps the foot to one side.
Kolloo bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
A chopping leg kick lands by Kolloo.
Nice jab there from Pattinson.
Pattinson moves away from the strike by Kolloo.
Pattinson looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Kolloo.
Pattinson attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Pattinson ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Kolloo moves away.
Kolloo lands an overhand right.
Pattinson misses the shot to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kolloo avoids the head kick by Pattinson.
Kolloo fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Pattinson manages to avoid it.
Pattinson moves away from the strike by Kolloo.
Pattinson takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Kolloo, right into the meat.
A slow jab from Pattinson misses its intended target.
Pattinson tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Kolloo misses with a low kick.
A solid leg kick lands there for Kolloo.
Pattinson buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Kolloo circles away from the clinch attempt.
Kolloo connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Pattinson throws an overhand right that lands on Kolloo's shoulder, as Kolloo tries to avoid the shot.
Pattinson sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kolloo feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Pattinsons jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Pattinson shoots in and drives through. Kolloo sprawls well.
Pattinson looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Kolloo connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Kolloo checks the leg kick nicely there.
Kolloo throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Kolloo comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Pattinson is breathing heavily.
Pattinson takes a swing at Kolloo's ribcage but misses.
Pattinson takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Kolloo.
Kolloo slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Kolloo shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Pattinson avoids a punch combination nicely.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheers as Pattinson lands an impressive looking overhand right. Kolloo doesn't seem phased though.
Pattinson scores with a nice head shot.
Kolloo takes a swing at Pattinson's ribcage but misses.
Kolloo throws a lazy uppercut
and Pattinson counters with a stiff right hand.
Kolloo throws a body punch but Pattinson moves out of range.
Pattinson tries for a takedown but Kolloo circles away easily
and Kolloo counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Pattinson tries to close the distance and clinch up but Kolloo swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Kolloo connects with a right hand. Pattinson shakes it off.
Kolloo works over Pattinson's head and body with a nice combination.
Jaakko Kolloo is winning the standup battle so far.
Pattinson takes a jab right on the kisser.
Kolloo fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Kolloo throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
A bone on bone clash there as Kolloo blocks the leg kick.
Pattinson steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Kolloo. That one must have hurt.
Pattinson shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Kolloo as he jumps to the side.
Jaakko Kolloo has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Edward Pattinson.
Kolloo misses with a body kick.
Kolloo misses with a low kick as Pattinson jumps back.
Kolloo works the jab nicely.
Pattinson closes the distance looking to clinch
and Kolloo counters with a leg kick.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Kolloo cracks Pattinson with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.

Kolloo lands a big right hand that sends Pattinson crashing to the mat! Kolloo stays standing though and waves Pattinson back to his feet!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jaakko Kolloo dominated that second round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!

Kolloo looks to land a body kick but Pattinson moved away.

Pattinson is rocked!
Kolloo dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Pattinson. That did some damage!
Kolloo pivots, looking for a leg kick but Pattinson is out of range and Kolloo settles back down.
Pattinson looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Kolloo goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Pattinson has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Pattinson tries to clinch there but Kolloo circles away.
Kolloo is looking to slow Pattinson down with leg kicks.

Pattinson takes the fight into the clinch.
Kolloo blocks the elbow strike.
Kolloo lands a hook that snaps the head of Pattinson backwards.
Kolloo lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Pattinson is still on wobbly legs! Can Kolloo finish him?
Kolloo scores with a nice hook to the head.
Kolloo can't break the clinch.

Kolloo breaks from the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kolloo misses with a low kick as Pattinson jumps back.
Pattinson seems to have recovered his senses.
Kolloo misses the shot to the body.
Pattinson looks to score with a jab to the body but Kolloo is just out of range.
Pattinson will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Pattinson is looking to clinch.
Kolloo stuffs the takedown attempt from Pattinson. Pattinson gets slowly back to his feet.
A slapping leg kick lands for Pattinson.
Pattinson has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Pattinson finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Kolloo throws a good cross that connects.
Pattinson shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Kolloo sprawls well. Kolloo wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Pattinson gets slowly back to his feet.
Pattinson takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Kolloo throws a shot from downtown. Pattinson moves away and avoids it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A big right from Kolloo misses.
Kolloo throws a head kick that Pattinson semi-blocks.
Pattinson moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Kolloo throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Nice defenses there by Kolloo.
Kolloo loads up on a big right hand but Pattinson slips the punch.
Kolloo blocks a head kick by Pattinson.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Kolloo lands with a nice body kick.
Kolloo ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Kolloo misses with an uppercut.
Kolloo throws a hook to the side of Pattinson's head but Pattinson sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pattinson shoots for a takedown but Kolloo saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Jaakko Kolloo has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Edward Pattinson.
Kolloo throws the left hand but Pattinson avoids the punch easily.
Pattinson is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Kolloo looks to land a right hand but Pattinson moved out of range.
Pattinson swings for the body but Kolloo moves out of range.
Kolloo throws an overhand right that lands on Pattinson's shoulder, as Pattinson tries to avoid the shot.
Kolloo lands a leg kick that knocks Pattinson off balance momentarily.
Pattinson takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Pattinson ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Pattinson on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
An inside leg kick lands from Kolloo.
Kolloo fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Edward Pattinson has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pattinson stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Kolloo.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Pattinson takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Pattinson tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Kolloo lands with a right hand.
Kolloo tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Pattinson is looking to clinch.
Jaakko Kolloo is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Kolloo with a jab.
Kolloo connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Pattinson's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Kolloo's corner calls for a 1-2. Kolloo obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Kolloo is looking to slow Pattinson down with leg kicks.
Nice jab there from Kolloo.
Kolloo is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Pattinson can do to turn this around?
Pattinson tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
A telegraphed right hand from Pattinson misses the target.

And that's the end of the fight!
Jaakko Kolloo showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Kolloo, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Daniel Bishop scores the fight 30:27
Judge James Ackerman scores the fight 30:27
Judge Andrew Berry scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jaakko Kolloo!
Jumping up and down and very excited, Jaakko Kolloo waved his t-shirt featuring Perkele!'s logo in front of the cameras.