PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kalle Uzi (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Arne Riseman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Uzi's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Top dog feat. Chuck Norris. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Uzi
vs
Riseman

203 cm
36
278 lbs
22 - 12 - 0

189 cm
31
280 lbs
22 - 16 - 1

Good wrestling
World class MT
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 22 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Kalle Uzi!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 22 - 16 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Arne Riseman!
The judges for this bout are Ben Zyskovitsi, Roosa Järviläinen and Marco Blurström.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Riseman throws a combination that misses
and Uzi counters with a head kick.
Uzi motions for Riseman to come forward. Uzi throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Uzi needs to keep his hands up - Riseman had a free shot at his head there.

It looks like Kalle Uzi has been cut.
Uzi throws a head kick but Riseman moves out of range.
Riseman jabs at Uzi's body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
The crowd cheers as Riseman lands an impressive looking overhand right. Uzi doesn't seem phased though.
Some wild striking there from Riseman.
Riseman misses with the combination.
Riseman will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Riseman swinging wildly here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Riseman scores with a shot to the body.
Sloppy strikes from Riseman. Those never looked like landing.
Riseman misses with a two punch combination.
Riseman swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Uzi counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Arne Riseman seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Riseman thows a body shot but no joy.
Riseman misses with an uppercut.
A punch combination from Riseman misses.
Some wild striking there from Riseman.
Riseman wants to slow Uzi down by chopping away at his legs.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Riseman tries to work over Uzi's front leg with a kick but Uzi checks it.
Sloppy strikes from Riseman. Those never looked like landing.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Uzi misses with a few strikes there.
Uzi swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Riseman misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Riseman takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.

It looks like Arne Riseman has been cut.
Riseman will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Riseman falls off balance throwing a combination
and Uzi counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Riseman lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Uzi circles away quickly and effectively.
Uzi throws a low kick but it's checked well by Riseman.
Uzi tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Riseman misses with a kick to the body.
Riseman avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Riseman throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Uzi tries to clinch up but Riseman circles away and keeps his distance.
Riseman tries to bum rush Uzi with a series of wild strikes but Uzi uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Riseman throws a right hand that Uzi ducks under and follows up with a left that Uzi also avoids with ease.
Riseman cracks Uzi with an open hand slap.
Riseman moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
A combination from Riseman does no damage.
Uzi lands a nice leg kick that just misses Riseman's sensitive parts.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A combination from Riseman does no damage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Uzi dodges the punch combination from Riseman.
Uzi throws a sloppy head kick
and Riseman counters with a nice leg kick.
Riseman looks to throw the jab but Uzi is out of range.
Riseman falls off balance throwing a combination

and Uzi counters with a head kick that drops Riseman to the mat! Riseman scrambles across the canvas and gets back to his feet, still wobbly!

Riseman is rocked!

Uzi moves into range and clinches up with Riseman.
Riseman is still on wobbly legs! Can Uzi finish him?
Uzi scores with a nice hook to the head.
Riseman has had enough of the clinch but Uzi keeps him there for the moment.
Riseman tries to break the clinch but Uzi is controlling the position.
Riseman wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.

Uzi pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Both fighters circling slowly here as the pace drops. Hopefully one of them does someth.. OOOHHHH!!!! Uzi throws an absolute beast of a head kick! Riseman is done! He's out cold, twisted and contorted up against the cage! Wow!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:46 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Kalle Uzi!
Kalle Uzi took to the mic after the fight and begged the organizational hierarchy for a shot at the title.