PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Art Vandalay (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and NumbaOne Stunna (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Stunna is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Bring The Pain. Art Vandalay has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.

Vandalay
vs
Stunna

195 cm
32
240 lbs
22 - 4 - 0

183 cm
34
282 lbs
30 - 19 - 3

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Hell's Balls Recovery (160)
KAISER Nutrition (160!)

TFP Graphics - Pit Inc

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 22 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, Art Vandalay!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 30 - 19 - 3, fighting out of New York, NumbaOne Stunna!
The judges for this bout are , Timothy Bukovac and Don Winkell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Stunna misses with a head kick.
Vandalay keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Vandalay checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
That kick from Vandalay tenderised Stunna's leg. Stunna is trying to keep his angry face on.
Stunna misses the shot to the body.
Stunna throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Stunna throws a hook to the side of Vandalay's head but Vandalay sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Stunna is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Vandalay lands with a straight right. Stunna didn't see that one coming.
Vandalay fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Vandalay misses with a wild body shot.
Stunna fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Vandalay manages to avoid it.
Nice defenses there by Vandalay.
Vandalay throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Stunna dodges the punch combination from Vandalay.
Vandalay blocks the body kick.
Stunna throws a sloppy body shot

and Vandalay counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Vandalay.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Vandalay misses with a short punch on the inside.
Vandalay digs a right hand underneath Stunna's ribcage. Stunna let out a lung full of air as it connected.

Stunna breaks the clinch.
Vandalay misses with a low kick.
Vandalay looks for the body kick but Stunna saw that one coming.
Stunna misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Vandalay.
Stunna is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Vandalay rather than just go for the knockout.

Vandalay closes the distance and clinches.
Vandalay avoiding damage as Stunna throws knees to the body.
A nice right hand lands inside from Vandalay.
A right handed body shot lands from Vandalay.
Stunna misses with a knee to the head.
Stunna tries a body shot but Vandalay blocks it.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Vandalay softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Vandalay misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Vandalay is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Stunna tries to land knees in the clinch but Vandalay avoids the damage to the body.
Vandalay can't find room to land a body shot as Stunna controls the action.
Stunna fails to land with a short punch on the inside.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Stunna can't break the clinch.
Stunna throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Stunna blocks an uppercut.
Vandalay lands with a right to the head.
Vandalay scores with a shot to the side of Stunna's head.
Vandalay lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Stunna wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Vandalay putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Stunna in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Stunna looks winded!
A hook to the body from Vandalay.
A short uppercut from Vandalay.
Vandalay unloads a knee to the mid-section.
A right hook to the body lands for Vandalay.
A right hand to the body from Vandalay.
A shot in the inside from Vandalay.
A shot in the inside from Vandalay.
Vandalay digs a right hand into Stunna's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Stunna's gas tank.
Vandalay throws a knee to the head but misses.
Vandalay lands an elbow that stopped Stunna in his tracks for a moment.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Vandalay throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Stunna's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Vandalay digs a right hand into Stunna's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Stunna's gas tank.
Stunna using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Vandalay has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
A nice right hand lands inside from Vandalay.
Vandalay misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Knees in the clinch landing for Vandalay.
Stunna being controlled against the cage.
Stunna is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Vandalay pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Stunna lands a right hand.
Stunna struggles to land a body shot inside as Vandalay controls his hands.
Vandalay lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Vandalay avoids a wild elbow strike from Stunna.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Vandalay comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Vandalay taking a breather.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Vandalay throws an elbow but it misses.
A nice right hand lands inside from Vandalay.
Vandalay lands a body punch.
Stunna misses with a hook to the ribs.
A hook to the body from Vandalay.
Vandalay lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
A short uppercut from Vandalay.
Vandalay throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Vandalay content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Vandalay stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Vandalay lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Vandalay lands a body shot in the clinch.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Stunna tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Vandalay throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Vandalay trying to land knees to the body.
Vandalay lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Stunna tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Art Vandalay dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Vandalay thuds his right hand into Stunna's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Stunna fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Vandalay manages to avoid it.
Stunna tries a low kick but Vandalay avoids it.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Stunna throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Vandalay stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Vandalay moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Stunna tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Stunna has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Vandalay.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Stunna with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Vandalay to score with a decent uppercut.
Vandalay scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Vandalay comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Vandalay cracks Stunna with a nasty uppercut that draws ooohs from the crowd and sends Stunna tumbling backwards onto the mat. He tries to recover but Vandalay pounces and lands a hail of unanswered strikes that forces the referee to step in to end the fight! Stunna is not happy but he gave the referee no choice!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:44 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Art Vandalay!
Jumping up and down and very excited, Art Vandalay waved his t-shirt featuring KAISER's logo in front of the cameras.